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Ducks or Chickens?

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  • #32
    el tel
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,991 ✭✭✭el tel


    I can tell you that domestic ducks (the white/yellow variety) are quite smelly
    creatures because of the greasy oil that they produce (which makes them
    waterproof). For entertainment purposes ducks are superior to the chicken
    as they fall over when you chase them and have funny looking useless little thalidomide style wings. However handling domestic ducks makes your hands smelly and this may not be a good trade-off against the great craic they provide.

    This is an interseting article about duck behaviour - The first reported case of homosexual necrophilia in the mallard Anas platyrhynchos
    [URL=http://]http://www.nmr.nl/deins815.htm[/URL]


  • #33
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    euw! necrophilia is one thing but homosexual necro! euw!


  • #34
    toiletduck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,379 ✭✭✭toiletduck


    Le Rack wrote:
    you would say that! :)
    mmmm crispy duck in plum and hoi sin sauce!!! Drool!
    or mandarin sauce....mmmmm

    please dont eat ducks.... eat chicken, it's tastier!


  • #35
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    dont worry I dont eat toilet ducks, they taste like soap (I assume)


  • #36
    ambro25
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,985 ✭✭✭ambro25


    Why do beavers have a flat tail?
    Because they get BJ'd by ducks

    So ducks all the wayyyeee :D

    Plus, duck-based foie gras tastes so much nicer than the goose one...


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  • #37
    Steveire
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,421 ✭✭✭Steveire


    All the ducks are swimming in the water...

    Fa la la. La la. La.
    Fa la la. La la. La.


  • #38
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 17,735 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    thesteve wrote:
    Has anyone actually got a duck or a chicken as a pet and can comment? I just asked my landlord can I have a pet, he said anything but a dog, can you imagine his face if he walked in and saw a duck.... :D

    Right, he has given you permission to get a pet, just not a dog. The question you should be asking yourself now is where can I pick up a cheap rhino.


  • #39
    LadyJ
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,122 ✭✭✭LadyJ


    ****in love some duck fried rice right now!


  • #40
    rsynnott
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,003 ✭✭✭rsynnott


    Ahem... http://pip.rubberfeet.org/stuff/ducks.html


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