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Sarky, In my orifice please.

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  • #1292
    tSubh Dearg
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


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  • #1293
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


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  • #1294
    tSubh Dearg
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


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  • #1295
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    I should try and find an online morse code translator......


  • #1296
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    http://morsecode.scphillips.com/cgi-bin/morse.cgi


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  • #1297
    NotMe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,287 ✭✭✭NotMe


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  • #1298
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


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  • #1299
    sanncoo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,313 ✭✭✭sanncoo


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  • #1300
    Rozabeez
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭Rozabeez


    *shakes head sadly* what have i done?!


  • #1301
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


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  • #1302
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    Rozabeez wrote:
    *shakes head sadly* what have i done?!
    ooo rozy I knew I forgot someon. You have access to LUBNiP in a couple of seconds.


  • #1303
    Chad ghostal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,958 ✭✭✭Chad ghostal


    does the orifice have a camode?


    :(


  • #1304
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    potty_anim.gif


  • #1305
    sanncoo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,313 ✭✭✭sanncoo


    Does it tinkle when you sprinkle?


  • #1306
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Eek! Otherwise slim and attractive girls wearing tight tops which expose a beer belly to rival Homer Simpson!

    There is no god. Except me, of course. Which I guess means I am cruel and vengeful.


  • #1307
    BEAT
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,945 ✭✭✭BEAT


    ok, I am now unsubscribing from this thread,
    it has gone on too long and I tire of seeing it on my user cp list everytime someone posts a . or / or ,
    and yes, it is due to pms. ;)


  • #1308
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Then simply stop getting notification via pms!

    Sarky: Baffled by nature's Rubik's Cube since 1987.


  • #1309
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    Sarky: Saying <insert witticism here> since 1987, since 1987.


  • #1310
    jezza
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    B.U.M.P lump rump hump hump hump hump hump hump hump!
    fun fun!


  • #1311
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    GET OUT! This is not the bump thread. This is the inner sanctum of fp's orifice.


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  • #1312
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    *Rubs nipples with noticable glee*


  • #1313
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    This is a local thread for local people.


  • #1314
    jezza
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    oh yeah???? b...y...t...e my big toe :p


  • #1315
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


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  • #1316
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    1000000101000000101000000101000000101


  • #1317
    jezza
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    ouchy!
    me brains hurt.


  • #1318
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    Use some deep heat!

    Tssssssssssss!


  • #1319
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    Listen guys, we're just not making the rent to pay amp to keep this thread open anymore, so i've turned this place into a strip-joint. Everyone sign on here with their stripper name, style, costume and song that they'll be performing to.

    Me:


    Candyrella

    Ghett-ho

    Stilleto timberland boots, denim hot pants, white mink bra

    Chingy: Right Thurr


  • #1320
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    Btw, it's a ghey club so i'll have to be a male stripper for the next few pages.


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  • #1321
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    Name: Pat McGroin

    Style: The ol' slip an tuck.

    Costume: Lime green waist coat, knee high red/white stripped socks, red beard and crock o' gold. Finish with the obligatory hammock for the banana.

    Song: "See What You Can Fit in There!" by Elton John.


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