Condom in the wallet?

toiletduck · 25-06-2005 01:01PM

i always keep one in the wallet, i learned my lesson having been caught "unprepared" a few times!

airetam_storm · 25-06-2005 01:14PM

toiletduck wrote:

i always keep one in the wallet, i learned my lesson having been caught "unprepared" a few times!

A few times? Once wasnt enough

up for anything · 25-06-2005 01:17PM

I posted this on another thread a while ago.

"Don't be tempted to keep a condom in your jacket or jeans pocket "just in case". Apparently the wrapping rubbing against the condom continually can wear teeny tiny holes in it after a time and therefore render the condom useless."

Probably one of the reasons why people can't figure out why the girl gets pregnant even though they have used a condom.

Binomate · 25-06-2005 02:19PM

The polls are leveling out! 49 Yes and 69 No (Could this be a sign?).

LoLth · 25-06-2005 02:31PM

Binomate wrote:

The polls are leveling out! 49% Yes and 69% No (Could this be a sign?).

118% ?

Binomate · 25-06-2005 02:32PM

LoLth wrote:

118% ?

Lmao, upps. I meant votes.

Kevin_rc_ie · 25-06-2005 02:35PM

yeah i used to do this and then i used them and never replenished the round, gaping imprint.

i never knew about "keeping them in your wallet fecks them up" either. those vending machines are a rip off. and going to the pharmacy and buying a 12 pk may shock a one night stand girl.

nlgbbbblth · 25-06-2005 03:12PM

Sleepy wrote:

You're a complete idiot if you don't carry one somehwhere on your person tbh.

B0llocks :rolleyes:

What about if you're happily married or in a long-term relationship?

I'm married. If my wife found a condom in my wallet she would think I had intentions of being unfaithful.

Blisterman · 25-06-2005 03:38PM

Why doesn't someone make a wallet, with a compartment which keeps a condom from getting worn out?

Zombienosh · 25-06-2005 03:47PM

eh I don't even have a wallet....

amazingemmet · 25-06-2005 04:38PM

Kevin_rc_ie wrote:

going to the pharmacy and buying a 12 pk may shock a one night stand girl.

Only if you don't use them all

seamus · 25-06-2005 04:39PM

nlgbbbblth wrote:

B0llocks :rolleyes:

What about if you're happily married or in a long-term relationship?

I'm married. If my wife found a condom in my wallet she would think I had intentions of being unfaithful.

What about those times you're nowhere near the house and you get "caught out", as it were? Or are you not worried about the whole pregnancy issue. Besides, you know what he means.

OfflerCrocGod · 25-06-2005 05:42PM

I have no need what-so-ever for one. Lucky me, think of all the money I'm saving.

Think of the lack of life I'm living.

passive · 25-06-2005 05:46PM

Hmm... now that i think further on it mine are between credit cards, library cards etc in neat little pouches. They don't get bent or stretched and i'm inclined to keep them in a front pocket rather than arse pocket...

I still won't use them after this thread. But i doubt they're in any bad condition..

scuba steve · 25-06-2005 08:54PM

Im gonna say . . . . . . yes

Son_of_Belial · 25-06-2005 09:02PM

rideordie wrote:

I don't even like them tbh...and never really had to use them too cuz I'm not a fan of one night stands.All the hassle with them..and isn't putting it on like a real turn-off for a guy..or am I wrong?? :rolleyes:

Well it can kill the moment when you're like "OK, hold that thought while I put one on." It's necessary though. Much better than the alternatives by far... (fatherhood, STIs etc.)

fatherdougalmag · 25-06-2005 09:09PM

Kingsize wrote:

ive had the same condom in my wallet since 1988

Cheapskate. I hope you've have the decency to wash it between uses.

r3boot · 25-06-2005 09:10PM

wallet--> no

usually in a coat when I'm going out and think I might get lucky. (Unfortunatly I usually jinx myself

)

nlgbbbblth · 26-06-2005 12:02AM

Son_of_Belial wrote:

Well it can kill the moment when you're like "OK, hold that thought while I put one on." It's necessary though. Much better than the alternatives by far... (fatherhood, STIs etc.)

surely you mean possible alternatives?

just because you have unprotected sex doesn't mean that you will
a) catch a sexually transmitted disease
b) impregnate the girl

axtradub12 · 26-06-2005 01:34AM

I hate wearing my jacket indoors

r3boot · 26-06-2005 03:01AM

axtradub12 wrote:

I hate wearing my jacket indoors

random .....

nlgbbbblth wrote:

surely you mean possible alternatives?

just because you have unprotected sex doesn't mean that you will
a) catch a sexually transmitted disease
b) impregnate the girl

You're right it doesn't mean that you will it just means that you are more likely to end up in the above situations when not wearing a condom than when you are .

Murv · 26-06-2005 02:18PM

sigh. I'd rather keep one in the purse than not have one at all tbh.

LadyJ · 26-06-2005 02:38PM

I found one in my bag last night at the beers! Almost paid for my drink with it!

Son_of_Belial · 26-06-2005 07:25PM

nlgbbbblth wrote:

surely you mean possible alternatives?

just because you have unprotected sex doesn't mean that you will
a) catch a sexually transmitted disease
b) impregnate the girl

Pedantic prat... Well you know, Murphy's Law... Generally best to assume that the worst case scenario will out. That doesn't mean to say that I automatically assume that the girl is riddled now, it's just the whole pregnancy thing. When will this male pill finally come out?! I like to have control over these things, can't always leave it up to her to remember to take the darned thing.

Altheus · 26-06-2005 07:40PM

Expiry date: Jun/04

Damn.

Tar.Aldarion · 27-06-2005 02:39AM

LadyJ wrote:

I found one in my bag last night at the beers! Almost paid for my drink with it!

jaysus,what a thing to hand the barman!...no wonder you got that pint and ya said you had no money

toiletduck · 27-06-2005 11:42AM

axtradub12 wrote:

I hate wearing my jacket indoors

lol,

it's just not the same wearing socks in the shower.

20 Times 20 Times · 27-06-2005 12:21PM

I take one out with me most nights now after getting caught a few times , i dont tend to take out a wallet with me so temd to store it in a pocket taht i dont intend to use , ,if i bring a jacket with me inside pocket

But the answer is yes bring one out with me most nights

*Page* · 27-06-2005 12:30PM

The whole turn off can be turned in to a turn on get the girl to put it on! then she can go down on you!

amazingemmet · 27-06-2005 01:10PM

*Page* wrote:

The whole turn off can be turned in to a turn on get the girl to put it on! then she can go down on you!

Only really a turn on if she puts it on with her mouth. i have yet to meet a girl ho can do this but when i do i reckon i'll have to marry her

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