Condom in the wallet?

Binomate

Do you carry a condom at all times just in case you need it?

Einstein

not in a wallet...inside jacket pocket maybe, but never ever in a wallet....

amazingemmet

I generally have them on me in my bag but they seem to be bad luck charm because nearly everytime i forget them or take them out and go out i seem to pull. and then its mad dash half dress to the nearest spar time.
you shouldn't keep them in your wallet its bad for em supposedly

Sarky

Heh, the very thought of me getting lucky...

Heh heh heh...

Kingsize

ive had the same condom in my wallet since 1988

amazingemmet

I think its time to use that one for a fancy w**k

The Sweeper

Ahahaha I knew many people in my college years who did this, me included. The thing about putting a condom in your wallet is that the rubber can become stressed by the temperature changes, the friction of being taken in and out of the wallet in times of optimism and disappointment, and other general environmental factors.

Then the one time you do get to use it, it splits, giving you a true kodak moment...

Talliesin

If an AH mod over-rules me grand, but I'm not happy with this thread being open, somebody might actually start thinking that a wallet is a safe place to keep a condom.

seamus

Talliesin wrote:

If an AH mod over-rules me grand, but I'm not happy with this thread being open, somebody might actually start thinking that a wallet is a safe place to keep a condom.

It's not?

seamus

I'm going to reopen this.

Keep in mind:

If you do carry a condom in your wallet for convenience, replace it often. Opening and closing your wallet, not to mention the pressure from sitting on it, will weaken the condom. However, it’s better to use a condom that has been in your wallet for a long time than not to use one at all.

It's handy to have if you get the off-chance score, once in a 1000 years, but if you're intending to go out on the pull, check it, replace it of the condom doesn't seem at all fresh.

I would be of the opinion that unless you're going out with someone, there's no real need to carry one around in your wallet. Put one in there before you go out, remove it when you come home and leave another one in your backpack/jacket if you're prone to ending up out on the piss by accident.

chuci

if a girl carries a condom in her wallet do guts think she's easy??

seamus

chuci wrote:

if a girl carries a condom in her wallet do guts think she's easy??

No, prudent.

simu

Oh who cares tbh. Any guy that's judgemental about that sort of thing isn't worth wasting your thoughts on.

Feenikusu

I don't have any condoms, so I don't carry them in my wallet. And even if I had some, I wouldn't, because someone could see it there! :eek:

Binomate

Talliesin wrote:

If an AH mod over-rules me grand, but I'm not happy with this thread being open, somebody might actually start thinking that a wallet is a safe place to keep a condom.

That's my bad, sorry. I meant "do you carry one everywhere you go?" and I used the wallet to symbolise it because it is probably one of the most common places that someone would think of if when people think of carrying a condom around. It was only meant as a symbol.

Talliesin

Keeping them in their box is best.

Naos

Above. Erm.

And on a happier note..

/takes condom out of wallet.

The Sweeper

chuci wrote:

if a girl carries a condom in her wallet do guts think she's easy??

If a girl carries a condom in her wallet and there's nobody there to hear it, does it make a noise?

blah

Thanks for starting this thread Binomate, I never knew it was such a bad idea to car a condom in you wallet (Of course if the mod hadn't closed the thread it might not have become such an issue)

Mental note, replace condom

BEAT

Minesajackdaniels wrote:

If a girl carries a condom in her wallet and there's nobody there to hear it, does it make a noise?

hehehe *giggles*

I used to always carry a condom in my purse on the weekends on the off chance I'd get lucky,
not so much anymore...if that is the reason I am going out then yes, I always have one incase he doesnt

LoneGunM@n

Minesajackdaniels wrote:

If a girl carries a condom in her wallet and there's nobody there to hear it, does it make a noise?

Roffle

I remember taking a condom out of my wallet & it was in bits!!

I never carry one now, but they're stashed all over the house just in case we get caught short :cool:

Gillo

Talliesin wrote:

Keeping them in their box is best.

Wrong, wrong & wrong again.

Wearing them is best, they don't work if you leave them in the box.

MooShop

i just carry them in my back pocket when i go out, dont carry one the whole time. girls that carry them in their purses are prepared just in case and i like that,its nice to know that if you dont have one and dont have change to get a pack then she might have some, very re-assuring

Femelade

gillo wrote:

Wrong, wrong & wrong again.

Wearing them is best, they don't work if you leave them in the box.

lol
i can just picture it now

passive

:eek: wow... you think they'd publicise the "don't leave it in your wallet" thing. I was completely unaware of that... aw man.. They were like part of the furniture at this stage.

Is it a serious risk.. like, i should just dump them and buy new ones if it ever comes up? (edit: heehee) or is it one of those 1 in a million, just in case, "covering-our-asses in case you keep your condom in your wallet and end up pregnant" advice things?

rideordie

I can't believe most people here didn't know that it's not the best idea to keep your condoms in your wallet. :eek: Please,please don't ever do that and if you have some in your wallet just take them out now and throw them in the bin, please.I'm just amazed.

Mr.Nice Guy

rideordie wrote:

I can't believe most people here didn't know that it's not the best idea to keep your condoms in your wallet. :eek: Please,please don't ever do that and if you have some in your wallet just take them out now and throw them in the bin, please.I'm just amazed.

Yeah I know what you mean. Ah well, the next census results should be interesting at least.

rubadub

amazingemmet wrote:

I think its time to use that one for a fancy w**k

Brilliant, first time I heard that was a guy calling it a posh ****, everybody just new what it meant straight away.

I remember being searched by the guards after being caught drinking cans walking to the pub, I was pissed rotten, guard pulls out the condom, "ye won't be needing this tonight, the state you're in ye won't be able to pull your own, let alone a woman"
I remember a guy gave me a page from a porn with some young one covered head to to in brown modelling clay, it looked like sh1t. It was all folded up and I had forgotten it was in the wallet. A ban guard pulled it out, and must have thought it was a wrap of speed, carefully unfolded it, while my 2 mates broke their sides laughing. The look of disgust on her face was priceless.

Ye know youre getting old when the gardai don't bother searching you anymore.

Tha Gopher

I always carry one on the piss, cos Ive been caught out once or twice where I woulda got some had I had one on me

Well, when I say that, because Im an irresponsible idiot full of drink I was like "fcuk it, nothin bad will happen" but some of the birds werent as optimistic

Then there was the time I actually had some, but was so bollixed I didnt even remember and hit it raw anyway, which I should really get checked out seeing as that bitch has had more pricks than a second hand dartboard . :eek:
Its fools like me who clog up the STI clinics and cause defecits in the child benefit office

But thats just my nature, utterly irresponsible. Im terrified of responsibility

I honestly wouldnt think heat etc would damage them, theyre well packed in foil for christ sake.

Sleepy

You're a complete idiot if you don't carry one somehwhere on your person tbh.

SickBoy

I'm not sure where I heard it but it's true;
"I'd rather have one and not need it, than need one and not have it"

Scruff

gillo wrote:

Wrong, wrong & wrong again.

Wearing them is best, they don't work if you leave them in the box.

yes. but dont wear them like this:

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simu

Exactly. I missed out on sex once because of a condom absence - not good!

amazingemmet

rubadub wrote:

I remember a guy gave me a page from a porn with some young one covered head to to in brown modelling clay, it looked like sh1t. It was all folded up and I had forgotten it was in the wallet. A ban guard pulled it out, and must have thought it was a wrap of speed, carefully unfolded it, while my 2 mates broke their sides laughing. The look of disgust on her face was priceless.

^^ lol. that gives me some ideas.

I'd also have to say there's gonna be alot of posh **** going on tonight with everyone clearing out their wallets

passive

my loins are quivering with anticipation

*Page*

in my handbag always

Blisterman

I put one on, before I go out every night.

*Page*

gillo wrote:

Wrong, wrong & wrong again.

Wearing them is best, they don't work if you leave them in the box.

hee hee hee box= pussy so it should be put in a box!!!






































*i know the use of both words are not very nice but i dont care to be honest!!

chern0byl

Minesajackdaniels wrote:

Ahahaha I knew many people in my college years who did this, me included. The thing about putting a condom in your wallet is that the rubber can become stressed by the temperature changes, the friction of being taken in and out of the wallet in times of optimism and disappointment, and other general environmental factors.

Then the one time you do get to use it, it splits, giving you a true kodak moment...

Yeah but for people who do actually get to have sex on a regular basis, im sure their wallets are just fine. I have never experienced any problems with keeping one in there but should i go through some horrible dry spell anytime in the near future i will take you advice MaJD

SoupyNorman

Tha Gopher wrote:

I always carry one on the piss, cos Ive been caught out once or twice where I woulda got some had I had one on me

Well, when I say that, because Im an irresponsible idiot full of drink I was like "fcuk it, nothin bad will happen" but some of the birds werent as optimistic

Then there was the time I actually had some, but was so bollixed I didnt even remember and hit it raw anyway, which I should really get checked out seeing as that bitch has had more pricks than a second hand dartboard . :eek:
Its fools like me who clog up the STI clinics and cause defecits in the child benefit office

But thats just my nature, utterly irresponsible. Im terrified of responsibility

I honestly wouldnt think heat etc would damage them, theyre well packed in foil for christ sake.

TUT TUT!!!!

Linoge

Blisterman wrote:

I put one on, before I go out every night.

lol

OFDM

Mear wrote:

/takes condom out of wallet.

Go on the Mear, what's the chances of getting lucky whilst on boards.ie?

Captain Trips

Binomate wrote:

Do you carry a condom at all times just in case you need it?

In case I need it? Last one I bought passed the Use By date.

airetam_storm

Captain Trips wrote:

In case I need it? Last one I bought passed the Use By date.

Not before the age of consent

rubadub

When the girl you are trying to get to use it on is younger than the condom, its either time to have a posh one, or turn yourself in.

airetam_storm

rubadub wrote:

When the girl you are trying to get to use it on is younger than the condom, its either time to have a posh one, or turn yourself in.

Meaning Captain hasnt had some in 16 years?

rugbug86

i just keep them in my room or visit a vending machine...

seamus

rugbug86 wrote:

i just keep them in my room or visit a vending machine...

Yeah, but the vending machines usually only have extra safe durex or condomi studded. They do in Dublin at least. Though I guess a condom's a condom. They feel crap no matter what type.

digitally-yours

never kept a condom with me.moreover never went with a girl for one night thingie i am a sensible man

rugbug86

digitally-yours wrote:

never kept a condom with me.moreover never went with a girl for one night thingie i am a sensible man

ne'er got caught up in the momento?

Neuro

Binomate wrote:

Do you carry a condom at all times just in case you need it?

Yay: 40%
Nay: 60%

Damn, there are a lot of deluded people out there...