Condom in the wallet?

Scruff · 24-06-2005 05:32PM

gillo wrote:

Wrong, wrong & wrong again.

Wearing them is best, they don't work if you leave them in the box.

yes. but dont wear them like this:

[img][/img]http://www.inthemix.com.au/photos8/albums/041204-adventjah-magicangelisa/aab.sized.jpg

simu · 24-06-2005 05:32PM

Exactly. I missed out on sex once because of a condom absence - not good!

amazingemmet · 24-06-2005 05:52PM

rubadub wrote:

I remember a guy gave me a page from a porn with some young one covered head to to in brown modelling clay, it looked like sh1t. It was all folded up and I had forgotten it was in the wallet. A ban guard pulled it out, and must have thought it was a wrap of speed, carefully unfolded it, while my 2 mates broke their sides laughing. The look of disgust on her face was priceless.

^^ lol. that gives me some ideas.

I'd also have to say there's gonna be alot of posh **** going on tonight with everyone clearing out their wallets

passive · 24-06-2005 05:54PM

my loins are quivering with anticipation

*Page* · 24-06-2005 05:57PM

in my handbag always

Blisterman · 24-06-2005 05:59PM

I put one on, before I go out every night.

*Page* · 24-06-2005 06:04PM

gillo wrote:

Wrong, wrong & wrong again.

Wearing them is best, they don't work if you leave them in the box.

hee hee hee box= pussy so it should be put in a box!!!

*i know the use of both words are not very nice but i dont care to be honest!!

chern0byl · 24-06-2005 06:07PM

Minesajackdaniels wrote:

Ahahaha I knew many people in my college years who did this, me included. The thing about putting a condom in your wallet is that the rubber can become stressed by the temperature changes, the friction of being taken in and out of the wallet in times of optimism and disappointment, and other general environmental factors.

Then the one time you do get to use it, it splits, giving you a true kodak moment...

Yeah but for people who do actually get to have sex on a regular basis, im sure their wallets are just fine. I have never experienced any problems with keeping one in there but should i go through some horrible dry spell anytime in the near future i will take you advice MaJD

SoupyNorman · 24-06-2005 06:21PM

Tha Gopher wrote:

I always carry one on the piss, cos Ive been caught out once or twice where I woulda got some had I had one on me

Well, when I say that, because Im an irresponsible idiot full of drink I was like "fcuk it, nothin bad will happen" but some of the birds werent as optimistic

Then there was the time I actually had some, but was so bollixed I didnt even remember and hit it raw anyway, which I should really get checked out seeing as that bitch has had more pricks than a second hand dartboard . :eek:
Its fools like me who clog up the STI clinics and cause defecits in the child benefit office

But thats just my nature, utterly irresponsible. Im terrified of responsibility

I honestly wouldnt think heat etc would damage them, theyre well packed in foil for christ sake.

TUT TUT!!!!

Linoge · 24-06-2005 06:53PM

Blisterman wrote:

I put one on, before I go out every night.

lol

OFDM · 24-06-2005 06:56PM

Mear wrote:

/takes condom out of wallet.

Go on the Mear, what's the chances of getting lucky whilst on boards.ie?

Captain Trips · 24-06-2005 06:56PM

Binomate wrote:

Do you carry a condom at all times just in case you need it?

In case I need it? Last one I bought passed the Use By date.

airetam_storm · 24-06-2005 07:15PM

Captain Trips wrote:

In case I need it? Last one I bought passed the Use By date.

Not before the age of consent

rubadub · 24-06-2005 07:28PM

When the girl you are trying to get to use it on is younger than the condom, its either time to have a posh one, or turn yourself in.

airetam_storm · 24-06-2005 07:30PM

rubadub wrote:

When the girl you are trying to get to use it on is younger than the condom, its either time to have a posh one, or turn yourself in.

Meaning Captain hasnt had some in 16 years?

rugbug86 · 24-06-2005 08:14PM

i just keep them in my room or visit a vending machine...

seamus · 24-06-2005 08:21PM

rugbug86 wrote:

i just keep them in my room or visit a vending machine...

Yeah, but the vending machines usually only have extra safe durex or condomi studded. They do in Dublin at least. Though I guess a condom's a condom. They feel crap no matter what type.

digitally-yours · 24-06-2005 08:24PM

never kept a condom with me.moreover never went with a girl for one night thingie i am a sensible man

rugbug86 · 24-06-2005 08:42PM

digitally-yours wrote:

never kept a condom with me.moreover never went with a girl for one night thingie i am a sensible man

ne'er got caught up in the momento?

Neuro · 24-06-2005 08:44PM

Binomate wrote:

Do you carry a condom at all times just in case you need it?

Yay: 40%
Nay: 60%

Damn, there are a lot of deluded people out there...

sceptre · 25-06-2005 12:29AM

I don't have a wallet. I keep my keys on separate keyrings too as I'd feel like a right plonker carrying around keys I didn't currently need. And if I did have a wallet I wouldn't put a condom in it. Campino and money, that's what wallets are for.

Tar.Aldarion · 25-06-2005 02:20AM

the premature vending machine in my apartment won't be running out for some time lol

Son_of_Belial · 25-06-2005 04:28AM

Well where should you keep your condoms then if not in your wallet?! Thankfully I found some still in the box just now in my room and they're nowhere near their use by dates. Gonna have to throw awy the ones in my wallet now. Grrr

Healio · 25-06-2005 04:32AM

Not just in case i need it, if a friend is after getting in a position like that its good to be able to sell one!!

Son_of_Belial · 25-06-2005 04:40AM

Healio wrote:

Not just in case i need it, if a friend is after getting in a position like that its good to be able to sell one!!

You're a horrible person. Would you not give one to your friend? A friend in need and all that?

BlitzKrieg · 25-06-2005 09:12AM

Binomate wrote:

Do you carry a condom at all times just in case you need it?

yeAAAh desperatre fat **** who has 2 condoms sitting in his wAllet snifff f*ckvin hell i must br ugly....or drimnllk

Sherifu · 25-06-2005 09:35AM

SickBoy wrote:

I'm not sure where I heard it but it's true;
"I'd rather have one and not need it, than need one and not have it"

Alien vs Predator

Alexa Woods: Seven seasons on the ice, and I've never seen a gun save someone's life.
Adele Rousseau: I don't plan on using it.
Alexa Woods: Then why bring it?
Adele Rousseau: The same principle as a condom. I'd rather have one and not need it...than need it and not have one.

azezil · 25-06-2005 11:36AM

I actually had no idea about this!

Don't carry condoms in my wallet anyway, but used too!

Just bring them back to my place now

rideordie · 25-06-2005 11:50AM

I don't even like them tbh...and never really had to use them too cuz I'm not a fan of one night stands.All the hassle with them..and isn't putting it on like a real turn-off for a guy..or am I wrong?? :rolleyes:

grimloch · 25-06-2005 12:00PM

rideordie wrote:

I don't even like them tbh...and never really had to use them too cuz I'm not a fan of one night stands.All the hassle with them..and isn't putting it on like a real turn-off for a guy..or am I wrong?? :rolleyes:

A turn off? Maybe so but less of a turn off than maybe getting pregnant or getting an STD.

I don't carry any in my wallet myself.

Condom in the wallet?

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