flirting

lateasever · 23-06-2005 11:29AM #1

ok, another one of my amazing threads.
(and im putting this thread here, so dont move it yeh?)

how do you pull the flirts with a girl? i dont mean in clubs or anything, i mean in real life. what things do you say to inject a little action/ edge into whats maybe just an acquaintance, basically some hot randomer, or even friend.

like; 'i seem to have dropped something...... my jaw'

Raiser · 23-06-2005 11:32AM

Try:

"Hi, you don't sweat much, for a fat bird....."

7thSeal · 23-06-2005 11:34AM

Try
"Hey Sue
I've got legs
Do you like . . . . . bread?"
Then kick her and run away

*Page* · 23-06-2005 11:35AM

well this is funny coz i was just thinking about how the cute tattooed delivery driver had me flirting at him... then i noticed it was because he was flirting with me!!

it was the way he was talking, I mentioned that my job has me flithy (as in from dust) he said "glad i took this run then" winked and walked away *(but came back)

it went on for a good 45 mins chatting and talking about stuff we had in common (tattoos piercings) it was mad!!!

I dont flirt with people esp. in work!!!

but i did today...

IANOC · 23-06-2005 11:49AM

flirting is an animal instinct

just look at some birds , flashing their plumage around the target ....

Sleipnir · 23-06-2005 11:51AM

lateasever wrote:

'i seem to have dropped something...... my jaw'

Please, please, PLEASE tell me that's a joke!

7thSeal · 23-06-2005 11:58AM

Well his jaw might have dropped but I don't think his balls have

*Page* · 23-06-2005 12:03PM

hee hee

Karl Hungus · 23-06-2005 01:01PM

"Hey baby, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

Velvet Vocals · 23-06-2005 01:10PM

If flirting is forced or very practised then it just doesn't work. It has to be something that comes naturally to you.
Just be your self, and then add a bit of cheekiness to it and see how that goes

Piste · 23-06-2005 01:11PM

''Do you have a raisin?''
''No...''
''Then how about a date?:D''

*slap*

Gillo · 23-06-2005 02:37PM

Be yourself, and be cheeky / funny although don't go slaggin' her/him off. Don't mention sex, scoring (sorry getting intouch with my repressed knacker side) or anything along that line, it will make you look desperate.
Try complimenting her/him on something; make it more than "thats a nice hair cut" expand on it.

What this has to do with fashion is kinda beyond me. Try reading through threads in the personnal issue's forum.

Sarky · 23-06-2005 02:52PM

Oh, Christ...

Wez · 23-06-2005 03:12PM

I think being yourself, but being cheeky with comments now and again works..

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar · 23-06-2005 07:04PM

lateasever wrote:

ok, another one of my amazing threads.
(and im putting this thread here, so dont move it yeh?)

No Problem.

airetam_storm · 23-06-2005 07:16PM

aggressivly cheeky=charming(sometimes:D)

Depends on the girl really some like to be complemented some like the cheeky thing;)

My mate got away with
"Got a room on the second floor, fancy it"
"Just let me get my coat"

Priceless:D

The tax man · 23-06-2005 07:16PM

Karl Hungus wrote:

"Hey baby, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

Classic

Tar.Aldarion · 23-06-2005 07:43PM

i go over take her drink out of her hand,throw the ice from it on the ground and crush it with my foot,then say'hi im paul,now that ive broken the ice wanna go out?'

Pyr0 · 23-06-2005 08:04PM

Karl Hungus wrote:

"Hey baby, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

Hahaha never lets a man down

amazingemmet · 23-06-2005 08:06PM

Karl Hungus wrote:

"Hey baby, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

Best line ever. rofl

Sleepy · 23-06-2005 08:54PM

I find "hi" and a smile to be quite effective tbh.

Le Rack · 23-06-2005 09:33PM

a guy was flirting with me for a day once and I didn't even realise it till he had his arm around me that night about to kiss me... well I kinda knew he was flirting but it really sublte and we had liked eachother for a while anyway so neh...

yermandan · 23-06-2005 09:55PM

I'm scared shiitless of flirting cause i dont want to get rejected but if i'm in a group of friends where i invariably meet up with unknowns who are friends of my friends,i end up flirting all night no problem...Its the scary people that i'm not connected to in any way that put the shiits up me.....i suppose its a comfort thing!!! :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

JimboPope · 23-06-2005 10:20PM

Karl Hungus wrote:

"Hey baby, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

Yeah, that was kind of funny the first time I read it. Now every time I read one of these threads someone chips in with this piece of originality, kind of gets tired after the 200th time you read it.

A good one I seen recently was:

"Fat penguin" (What!?) "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."

Shrimp · 23-06-2005 10:33PM

Yeah, just be urself, dont always have to say something about her, if you make her laugh it makes them like you etc.. then like, slip in things like lines, and phrases,not cheesy stuff.

Binomate · 23-06-2005 10:36PM

Point at your crotch and when she looks at you strangely say "Well it's not going to suck its self".

Albot · 23-06-2005 10:46PM

Me: Can I smell your vagina?

Lucky Lady: No!

Me: Then it must be your feet.

60% of the time it works, every time.

BEAT · 23-06-2005 11:38PM

Sarky wrote:

Oh, Christ...

who needs a line,
just do what sarky does...
sit back and look pretty whilst twirling your beard

Tar.Aldarion · 23-06-2005 11:54PM

my stratagy tbh... http://img151.echo.cx/img151/6821/77622300l1zw.gif

Mercury_Tilt · 24-06-2005 12:15AM

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Ernesto · 24-06-2005 12:21AM

Tar.Aldarion wrote:

i go over take her drink out of her hand,throw the ice from it on the ground and crush it with my foot,then say'hi im paul,now that ive broken the ice wanna go out?'

Still a virgin then yeah?

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