flirting

lateasever

ok, another one of my amazing threads.
(and im putting this thread here, so dont move it yeh?)

how do you pull the flirts with a girl? i dont mean in clubs or anything, i mean in real life. what things do you say to inject a little action/ edge into whats maybe just an acquaintance, basically some hot randomer, or even friend.

like; 'i seem to have dropped something...... my jaw'

Raiser

Try:

"Hi, you don't sweat much, for a fat bird....."

7thSeal

Try
"Hey Sue
I've got legs
Do you like . . . . . bread?"
Then kick her and run away

*Page*

well this is funny coz i was just thinking about how the cute tattooed delivery driver had me flirting at him... then i noticed it was because he was flirting with me!!

it was the way he was talking, I mentioned that my job has me flithy (as in from dust) he said "glad i took this run then" winked and walked away *(but came back)

it went on for a good 45 mins chatting and talking about stuff we had in common (tattoos piercings) it was mad!!!

I dont flirt with people esp. in work!!!

but i did today...

IANOC

flirting is an animal instinct

just look at some birds , flashing their plumage around the target ....

Sleipnir

lateasever wrote:

'i seem to have dropped something...... my jaw'

Please, please, PLEASE tell me that's a joke!

7thSeal

Well his jaw might have dropped but I don't think his balls have

*Page*

hee hee

Karl Hungus

"Hey baby, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

Velvet Vocals

If flirting is forced or very practised then it just doesn't work. It has to be something that comes naturally to you.
Just be your self, and then add a bit of cheekiness to it and see how that goes

Piste

''Do you have a raisin?''
''No...''
''Then how about a date?:D''







*slap*

Gillo

Be yourself, and be cheeky / funny although don't go slaggin' her/him off. Don't mention sex, scoring (sorry getting intouch with my repressed knacker side) or anything along that line, it will make you look desperate.
Try complimenting her/him on something; make it more than "thats a nice hair cut" expand on it.

What this has to do with fashion is kinda beyond me. Try reading through threads in the personnal issue's forum.

Sarky

Oh, Christ...

Wez

I think being yourself, but being cheeky with comments now and again works..

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

lateasever wrote:

ok, another one of my amazing threads.
(and im putting this thread here, so dont move it yeh?)

No Problem.

airetam_storm

aggressivly cheeky=charming(sometimes:D)

Depends on the girl really some like to be complemented some like the cheeky thing;)

My mate got away with
"Got a room on the second floor, fancy it"
"Just let me get my coat"

Priceless:D

The tax man

Karl Hungus wrote:

"Hey baby, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

Classic

Tar.Aldarion

i go over take her drink out of her hand,throw the ice from it on the ground and crush it with my foot,then say'hi im paul,now that ive broken the ice wanna go out?'

Pyr0

Karl Hungus wrote:

"Hey baby, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

Hahaha never lets a man down

amazingemmet

Karl Hungus wrote:

"Hey baby, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

Best line ever. rofl

Sleepy

I find "hi" and a smile to be quite effective tbh.

Le Rack

a guy was flirting with me for a day once and I didn't even realise it till he had his arm around me that night about to kiss me... well I kinda knew he was flirting but it really sublte and we had liked eachother for a while anyway so neh...

yermandan

I'm scared shiitless of flirting cause i dont want to get rejected but if i'm in a group of friends where i invariably meet up with unknowns who are friends of my friends,i end up flirting all night no problem...Its the scary people that i'm not connected to in any way that put the shiits up me.....i suppose its a comfort thing!!! :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

JimboPope

Karl Hungus wrote:

"Hey baby, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

Yeah, that was kind of funny the first time I read it. Now every time I read one of these threads someone chips in with this piece of originality, kind of gets tired after the 200th time you read it.

A good one I seen recently was:

"Fat penguin" (What!?) "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."

Shrimp

Yeah, just be urself, dont always have to say something about her, if you make her laugh it makes them like you etc.. then like, slip in things like lines, and phrases,not cheesy stuff.

Binomate

Point at your crotch and when she looks at you strangely say "Well it's not going to suck its self".

Albot

Me: Can I smell your vagina?

Lucky Lady: No!

Me: Then it must be your feet.

60% of the time it works, every time.

BEAT

Sarky wrote:

Oh, Christ...

who needs a line,
just do what sarky does...
sit back and look pretty whilst twirling your beard

Tar.Aldarion

my stratagy tbh... http://img151.echo.cx/img151/6821/77622300l1zw.gif

Mercury_Tilt

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Ernesto

Tar.Aldarion wrote:

i go over take her drink out of her hand,throw the ice from it on the ground and crush it with my foot,then say'hi im paul,now that ive broken the ice wanna go out?'

Still a virgin then yeah?

Mercury_Tilt

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Tar.Aldarion

Ernesto wrote:

Still a virgin then yeah?

nah because girls like my other strategy above







*girls may not 100% like these tactics and/or may slap you,only men were hurt in this production

Ernesto

sorry, maybe it was uncalled for, sorry richard_branson'_primary_company-boy

Tar.Aldarion

Ernesto wrote:

sorry, maybe it was uncalled for, sorry richard_branson'_primary_company-boy

maybe its cos im so tired but you have confused me again lol
well maybe you havn't...
apology accepted tho elton_john_avoiding_always-kid

chillywilly

walk up to a girl and say "sorry is your name jacob? cos you are a cracker!!"

no i havnt used it but its amusing...

Tar.Aldarion

if any1 uses any of these they are desperate indeed apart from stroky sarkys beard ofc

SingingCherry

7thSeal wrote:

Try
"Hey Sue
I've got legs
Do you like . . . . . bread?"
Then kick her and run away

HAHAHAHAHAHA! I LOVE EDDIE IZZARD

toiletduck

"i've done most of your friends, so you may as well..."

theory: she wont want to be "different" from the group

odds of success: loooooow

*Page*

Only think that i like is the ice one... and the baby cartoon thing from that tv show...(i dont watch tv much)

petes

Mercury_Tilt wrote:

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I can piss further up a wall than you can. Flirting doesnt necessarily involve a chat up line. But if your stuck..."Hows your belly for a lodger"

IANOC

"its time for your NCT hun"

HashSlinging

IANOC wrote:

flirting is an animal instinct

just look at some birds , flashing their plumage around the target ....

HAHA!! I know this bird and she actually looks like a bird! beak in all.!!!

IANOC

HashSlinging wrote:

HAHA!! I know this bird and she actually looks like a bird! beak in all.!!!

lol

sprinkles

This is a chat up line that sometimes works. Never tried it though

'Get into that car or I'll kill you'

*Page*

hmmmm.........Sprinkles i wouldnt advise you to use that!! unless you knew the person really well or you had a nice rag for her to sniff!

shakaman

chat to them for a while, the usual pleasantries, then after a while and eye contact is being held

'So where's your fella then?'
'I don't have one actually'
'Why the hell not you're gorgeous!'.....job done!

'So where's your fella then?'
'He's not here tonight'
'I wouldn't be lettin a lovely girl like yourself away from me for that long' and walk away....guaranteed she'll come back!

sprinkles

Well obviously I'd have a rag handy

The old favorite:

Did you hear of the 10 tonne Polar Bear?

Well that broke the ice didn't it.


*gets up. picks up jacket. leaves room*

sprinkles

shakaman wrote:

chat to them for a while, the usual pleasantries, then after a while and eye contact is being held

'So where's your fella then?'
'I don't have one actually'
'Why the hell not you're gorgeous!'.....job done!

'So where's your fella then?'
'He's not here tonight'
'I wouldn't be lettin a lovely girl like yourself away from me for that long' and walk away....guaranteed she'll come back!

Smooth.

Sharkman in the disco:

http://www.alyon.org/generale/theatre/cinema/affiches_cinema/s/sab-ser/saturday_night_fever.jpg

amazingemmet

Just remembered this one from euro trash
Walk up to her look her in the eyes and say ' Hey baby, I've got a small cock and big balls but don't worry i come quick'
gets em everytime

shakaman

amazingemmet wrote:

Just remembered this one from euro trash
Walk up to her look her in the eyes and say ' Hey baby, I've got a small cock and big balls but don't worry i come quick'
gets em everytime

Brilliant!!!!