Sarky, In my orifice please.

Shabadu wrote:

Jezza's ma. I saw her last night wearing a really low cut top and one of her boobs coco popped out.

American clothes are prissy. I come half way around the world and still end up shopping in H&M.

My boyfriend wouldn't let me buy these really cool Pirate accesories in the Lego shop.

Not a succesful couple of hours shopping. I did buy a hundred quids worth of music though.

Wait a minute.......if your not in Ireland, how can you post on boards?! :eek:

Are you a Shab Proxy?

kawaii wrote:

Doesn't answer my question.

(1000th reply!)

If I could answer your question I would, but all I can remember from this thread is holes, bbqs, thrusting dance moves, where I first said Flurgh Ub, a couple of pages in french, german and maybe a post or two in Russian, Sarky and Shab got married, Moju became the Zombie maker, shrimp was fried, lots of sexual inuendo, lots of straight in your face sexual remarks, YORE MA found a home in this thread, as did Sarky's beard.

It was also the birth place of the GRanD Order of Idiots, Fools, Viziers, Handmaidens, Chicken Tenders etc. (are we still open for a collective name?). An atomic bomb dropped on us, turning us into mutants. *Hey Nonny Nonny* also found a home here.
Sarky turns french again. I think he was a zommbie at the time.....

Wait, the team was "Team Something", and we have a biki entry here , thanks to tba. We should request a Private forum....Excapt it should be the Buccaneers of Boards! Gyarrrrr!

Anyway, much silliness insues, involving genitils, meat and moju angain killing people (me included), NotMe played the triangle, bit of scooby doo, Steverie reminded us of the importance of Jesus over Beer, Shab went to chicago, sarky caught fire, Roza started her exams, it appears I had a conversation with myself (and flirted with me aswell), loadsa doodoos from jammie, sarky and moju had a cat fight, Sarky read from the book of St. Shabadu, which moju promptly denounces, saying St. tSubhs is the only true word. Much Smiting ensued.

Sanncoo planned to drug the water cooler in my orifice, I attempted a reading from the book of Funky Penguin, but no takers, Le Rack (after over 700 posts) asks what an orifice is. Sarky got bored and did a dance, jammie found out about her holy heritage, the entertainment value of chicken was discussed,

Oh! I forgot to mention that Jezza was banned, by amp, for using text speak. Koneko then saw it fit to allow her back in. It is worth noting that in her absence we were graced by the presence of Ms. Bitch. Where is she now? We may never know.

We also discovered jezzas extreme dislike of YORE MA! We of course used this to our advantage.

Anyway, lots more sex talk, sarky pervs on people, much bowing for jammie, lots of eunuchs (me and Notme), chad is in charge of chickens, moju grovelled, it was my birthday for a couple of days, we talked of scundies and skid marks, chad pissed on piano at me birthday party, latin beat dropped us a beat on the bongos, chad sleeps in piss piano, lots of huggles, roza is still doing exams, karaoke, more worshiping, sex, sheep and YORE MA!

/Me wipes brow. *WHarm!*

I discovered the plot of the crusade of the sekrit society of Comeonbanus. But its not real.... *WINK*

Lots of crazy sh1t, me and oldyellar dragged up a thread to see if fadetoblack got banned or not, and promptly spammed it. Shab posted from teh america, causing much rejoice for her return to teh boards. Blah blah blah, It's brought to the 1000th post mark, and kawaii asked wat the fúck it's all about, then I answer. God knows what was posted while I typed this....

In conclusion, It's obvious this thread has created a new clique for boards.ie......you all know who you are!

Phew.