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what girls look for in a guy?

  • 13-06-2005 04:10PM
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 978 ✭✭✭


    just wondering what most girls would look for in a guy

    well??


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 936 ✭✭✭marshmallow


    there's plenty of threads like these already..

    Personally, personality is way more important than looks. Good sense of humour, can make me laugh, can hold conversation, some manners wouldn't go astray..

    Everyone to their own..


  • Posts: 17,735 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    MooShop wrote:
    just wondering what most girls would look for in a guy

    well??

    It's simple really. Just be confident, and one day you will get all* the ladies like this guy.

    *Note: the ladies you are after might differ from the desires of the man in the picture above


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,216 ✭✭✭✭monkeyfudge


    From what I know of women, they are all looking for a guy who lives inside a piano with many, many geese.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,382 ✭✭✭✭AARRRGH


    LOL @ picture above :D

    I am not a girl and I am normal looking. But I get girls easily. My secret? I have a lot of self-belief, bordering on arrogance. And I'm a nice guy.

    Nice + very confident = winner.

    Of course, there are lots of girls who like assholes or unconfident people. But the nice + confident method is fairly reliable...


  • Posts: 17,735 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    From what I know of women, they are all looking for a guy who lives inside a piano with many, many geese.

    I always thought it was penguins. So that's what I've been doing wrong.


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  • Posts: 8,874 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Myth wrote:
    It's simple really. Just be confident, and one day you will get all* the ladies like this guy.

    *Note: the ladies you are after might differ from the desires of the man in the picture above


    He's nothing compared to this . Sexual references are just oooozing out of him/it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,382 ✭✭✭✭AARRRGH


    He's nothing compared to this . Sexual references are just oooozing out of him/it.

    Actually, if that guy got his teeth cleaned, a haircut and some nice clothes, he'd probably do ok with the ladies!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,216 ✭✭✭✭monkeyfudge


    Myth wrote:
    I always thought it was penguins. So that's what I've been doing wrong.
    Penguins? nah.. not going to work... you might just be able to get some ugly women if you use certain breeds of duck.


  • Posts: 17,735 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    He's nothing compared to this . Sexual references are just oooozing out of him/it.

    God damn I'm a sexy bastard. Where'd you get my pic?


  • Posts: 8,874 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    dublindude wrote:
    Actually, if that guy got his teeth cleaned, a haircut and some nice clothes, he'd probably do ok with the ladies!


    Yeah but that's "if" on a lot of things. And unfortunately for the ladies, he's currently dating her , although I've heard that they did have a huge argument at their last parasailing trip.


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  • Posts: 8,874 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Myth wrote:
    God damn I'm a sexy bastard. Where'd you get my pic?


    A Specsavers ad from the 80s.


  • Legal Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 5,400 Mod ✭✭✭✭Maximilian


    1. Money
    2. Own house
    3. Ability not to fall into coma when listening to them speak
    4. Own hovercraft
    5. fangs
    6. more money


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Women like a big, juicy soul to devour mercilessly and turn you into a crippled shadow of your former self.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,216 ✭✭✭✭monkeyfudge


    Sarky wrote:
    Women like a big, juicy soul to devour mercilessly and turn you into a crippled shadow of your former self.
    Yep. You're right. It's best to forget all about women and just stick with the geese in the piano.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,730 ✭✭✭✭simu


    Sarky wrote:
    Women like a big, juicy soul to devour mercilessly and turn you into a crippled shadow of your former self.

    :€


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,496 ✭✭✭*Angel*


    Confidence, but definitely not a cocky lil son of a b!tch. Tall is good. Personality is a must, a guy that listens the odd time but doesn't pretend to understand when he doesn't, and not too clingy. Humour is another necessity.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    simu wrote:
    :€

    Ia! Ia! Stay away, devil-woman! Cthulhu fhtagn!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 489 ✭✭derek27


    dublindude is right.
    i never had any success with ladies until i started to believe that there was no reason wh i shouldn't ask them out. since then, i can meet and get to know girls very easily. make sure you have something to say when you approach a girl for the first time. it only takes about 1 minute of silence or poor conversation before they say 'i'm going to the toilet', and disappear for the rest of the evening. people coservations are good, but dont start running down anybody behind their back... very unattractive! be a good listener too, dont try to completely dominate the conservation, because then its not really a conservation, is it? no, its just you delivering a speech. humour works well. good jokes, clean are better; dont deliver a joke that you cant deliver effectively. try them out with your friends first, and remember the ones you got a good laugh out of them for. try to make them unoffensive, dont use racism or anything like that; some people may find it funny, but its just NOT. and dont ever look at a girl and say 'oh well she's out of my league' just because she may be phsically very beautiful. i know some girls who wish they didn't look so pretty because most men are reluctant to talk to them and they therefore find it harder to meet a guy they like. i do suggest they get a bit more proactive themselves, nothing wrong with a girl chatting up a guy in my opinion. always be honest with a girl; people can get sooooo angry with you if they find out you lied to them.
    be confident and make plenty of eye contact. the eyes reveal in some strange way a lot of wisdom about a person. and have you ever noticed how hard it is to maintain eye contact when you're attempting to lie to someone... we all can subconsciously detect this to varying degrees, so if your looking under the table when talking to a lady, you might impart just a little bit of uncertainty or uneasiness in your conversation. you dont need to look smashing. i myself am all the evidence i need to make the statement that looks aren't very high up on the list of requirements a girl might have for her ideal partner. always be presentable within your means when you want to meet a girl. and the biggest thing in my opinion for actually getting into a position to meet a girl, when you're out with your friends, dont stand there with your hands in your pockets... do things to let people see that you're enjoying yourself, ie are fun to be with. look after your teeth as best you can and smile a lot. brush very regularly, bad breath as a result of poor dental hygiene is probably not gonna help you in getting a kiss. garlic is understandable, and goes away, so dont worry about that too much. eat plenty of it for its health benefits.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,635 ✭✭✭✭nesf


    simu wrote:
    :€

    *thinks*

    Wanna be mama hydra? ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    nesf wrote:
    Wanna be mama hydra? ;)


    Truly the Pickup Line Man Was Not Meant To Try.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,122 ✭✭✭LadyJ


    The "on" button


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 455 ✭✭penguinbloke


    Myth wrote:
    I always thought it was penguins. So that's what I've been doing wrong.

    Right from tomorrow I'm moving out from your piano,


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 116 ✭✭rideordie


    well what I look for is...a nice size cock would be nice... no triangles, no sausages....and...he's looks don't matter much as long as he has something deep going on in he's head..and a car would be nice too... :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,635 ✭✭✭✭nesf


    Sarky wrote:
    Truly the Pickup Line Man Was Not Meant To Try.

    True.

    But I like pushing the boundaries you know.

    And it's not like she's stabbed me in the eyeball with a pencil or anything, so that one will go in the maybe pile methinks...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 192 ✭✭Eve e


    Depends on the girl tbh, I know some girls who would date an amoeba if it could drive, buy them pressies, reassure them they were beautiful every 5 seconds.

    For others it’s a good sense of humour, intelligence (and all those other clichés) looks matter at first, but if there’s nothing goin on upstairs your looking over their shoulder after 5 mins.
    :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,122 ✭✭✭LadyJ


    Good sense of humour and a filthy mind I suppose.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 725 ✭✭✭Easily_Irritated


    duh, a HUGE cock!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,461 ✭✭✭DrIndy


    Tell her you're a gynaecologist, girls love that..........


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,122 ✭✭✭LadyJ


    DrIndy wrote:
    Tell her you're a gynaecologist, girls love that..........
    Yeah because I really want my man to be looking at other women's genitals all day! :rolleyes:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 116 ✭✭rideordie


    yea DrIndy don't think that's gonna be a big hit..or have you experimented with that specific pick up line??


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