what girls look for in a guy?

MooShop

just wondering what most girls would look for in a guy

well??

marshmallow

there's plenty of threads like these already..

Personally, personality is way more important than looks. Good sense of humour, can make me laugh, can hold conversation, some manners wouldn't go astray..

Everyone to their own..

MooShop

MooShop wrote:

just wondering what most girls would look for in a guy

well??

It's simple really. Just be confident, and one day you will get all* the ladies like this guy.

*Note: the ladies you are after might differ from the desires of the man in the picture above

monkeyfudge

From what I know of women, they are all looking for a guy who lives inside a piano with many, many geese.

AARRRGH

LOL @ picture above

I am not a girl and I am normal looking. But I get girls easily. My secret? I have a lot of self-belief, bordering on arrogance. And I'm a nice guy.

Nice + very confident = winner.

Of course, there are lots of girls who like assholes or unconfident people. But the nice + confident method is fairly reliable...

monkeyfudge

monkeyfudge wrote:

From what I know of women, they are all looking for a guy who lives inside a piano with many, many geese.

I always thought it was penguins. So that's what I've been doing wrong.

Myth

Myth wrote:

It's simple really. Just be confident, and one day you will get all* the ladies like this guy.

*Note: the ladies you are after might differ from the desires of the man in the picture above

He's nothing compared to this . Sexual references are just oooozing out of him/it.

AARRRGH

Deleted User wrote:

He's nothing compared to this . Sexual references are just oooozing out of him/it.

Actually, if that guy got his teeth cleaned, a haircut and some nice clothes, he'd probably do ok with the ladies!

monkeyfudge

Myth wrote:

I always thought it was penguins. So that's what I've been doing wrong.

Penguins? nah.. not going to work... you might just be able to get some ugly women if you use certain breeds of duck.

Deleted User

Deleted User wrote:

He's nothing compared to this . Sexual references are just oooozing out of him/it.

God damn I'm a sexy bastard. Where'd you get my pic?

dublindude

dublindude wrote:

Actually, if that guy got his teeth cleaned, a haircut and some nice clothes, he'd probably do ok with the ladies!

Yeah but that's "if" on a lot of things. And unfortunately for the ladies, he's currently dating her , although I've heard that they did have a huge argument at their last parasailing trip.

Myth

Myth wrote:

God damn I'm a sexy bastard. Where'd you get my pic?

A Specsavers ad from the 80s.

Maximilian

1. Money
2. Own house
3. Ability not to fall into coma when listening to them speak
4. Own hovercraft
5. fangs
6. more money

Sarky

Women like a big, juicy soul to devour mercilessly and turn you into a crippled shadow of your former self.

monkeyfudge

Sarky wrote:

Women like a big, juicy soul to devour mercilessly and turn you into a crippled shadow of your former self.

Yep. You're right. It's best to forget all about women and just stick with the geese in the piano.

simu

Sarky wrote:

Women like a big, juicy soul to devour mercilessly and turn you into a crippled shadow of your former self.

:€

*Angel*

Confidence, but definitely not a cocky lil son of a b!tch. Tall is good. Personality is a must, a guy that listens the odd time but doesn't pretend to understand when he doesn't, and not too clingy. Humour is another necessity.

Sarky

simu wrote:

:€

Ia! Ia! Stay away, devil-woman! Cthulhu fhtagn!

derek27

dublindude is right.
i never had any success with ladies until i started to believe that there was no reason wh i shouldn't ask them out. since then, i can meet and get to know girls very easily. make sure you have something to say when you approach a girl for the first time. it only takes about 1 minute of silence or poor conversation before they say 'i'm going to the toilet', and disappear for the rest of the evening. people coservations are good, but dont start running down anybody behind their back... very unattractive! be a good listener too, dont try to completely dominate the conservation, because then its not really a conservation, is it? no, its just you delivering a speech. humour works well. good jokes, clean are better; dont deliver a joke that you cant deliver effectively. try them out with your friends first, and remember the ones you got a good laugh out of them for. try to make them unoffensive, dont use racism or anything like that; some people may find it funny, but its just NOT. and dont ever look at a girl and say 'oh well she's out of my league' just because she may be phsically very beautiful. i know some girls who wish they didn't look so pretty because most men are reluctant to talk to them and they therefore find it harder to meet a guy they like. i do suggest they get a bit more proactive themselves, nothing wrong with a girl chatting up a guy in my opinion. always be honest with a girl; people can get sooooo angry with you if they find out you lied to them.
be confident and make plenty of eye contact. the eyes reveal in some strange way a lot of wisdom about a person. and have you ever noticed how hard it is to maintain eye contact when you're attempting to lie to someone... we all can subconsciously detect this to varying degrees, so if your looking under the table when talking to a lady, you might impart just a little bit of uncertainty or uneasiness in your conversation. you dont need to look smashing. i myself am all the evidence i need to make the statement that looks aren't very high up on the list of requirements a girl might have for her ideal partner. always be presentable within your means when you want to meet a girl. and the biggest thing in my opinion for actually getting into a position to meet a girl, when you're out with your friends, dont stand there with your hands in your pockets... do things to let people see that you're enjoying yourself, ie are fun to be with. look after your teeth as best you can and smile a lot. brush very regularly, bad breath as a result of poor dental hygiene is probably not gonna help you in getting a kiss. garlic is understandable, and goes away, so dont worry about that too much. eat plenty of it for its health benefits.

nesf

simu wrote:

:€

*thinks*

Wanna be mama hydra?

Sarky

nesf wrote:

Wanna be mama hydra?

Truly the Pickup Line Man Was Not Meant To Try.

LadyJ

The "on" button

penguinbloke

Myth wrote:

I always thought it was penguins. So that's what I've been doing wrong.

Right from tomorrow I'm moving out from your piano,

rideordie

well what I look for is...a nice size cock would be nice... no triangles, no sausages....and...he's looks don't matter much as long as he has something deep going on in he's head..and a car would be nice too...

nesf

Sarky wrote:

Truly the Pickup Line Man Was Not Meant To Try.

True.

But I like pushing the boundaries you know.

And it's not like she's stabbed me in the eyeball with a pencil or anything, so that one will go in the maybe pile methinks...

Eve e

Depends on the girl tbh, I know some girls who would date an amoeba if it could drive, buy them pressies, reassure them they were beautiful every 5 seconds.

For others it’s a good sense of humour, intelligence (and all those other clichés) looks matter at first, but if there’s nothing goin on upstairs your looking over their shoulder after 5 mins.

LadyJ

Good sense of humour and a filthy mind I suppose.

Easily_Irritated

duh, a HUGE cock!

DrIndy

Tell her you're a gynaecologist, girls love that..........

LadyJ

DrIndy wrote:

Tell her you're a gynaecologist, girls love that..........

Yeah because I really want my man to be looking at other women's genitals all day! :rolleyes:

rideordie

yea DrIndy don't think that's gonna be a big hit..or have you experimented with that specific pick up line??

DrIndy

Its a running joke amongst my friends..........

Don't girls think Gynaecologists are sexy?

LadyJ

DrIndy wrote:

Its a running joke amongst my friends..........

Don't girls think Gynaecologists are sexy?

Ha,yeah we love a man with experience!

rideordie

Like LadyJ said..and no I don't think they're sexy...I'd go for a surfer or a bmxer...sport's boy's are sexy...mmmeeeoooowwwww

DrIndy

what about a gynaecologist on a bike? There's a few I know who cycle to work....

rideordie

doctors on bmx..yea...I'd go for that

LadyJ

Depends if he's wearing the rubber gloves or not!

rideordie

that's right..has to have full on gear..including Adio shoes..

Larianne

Deffo think I guy has to be confident but not overly! And also have a bleeding sense of humor. Nothing worse than having to resassure a guy all the time!!

Crash

DrIndy wrote:

Tell her you're a gynaecologist, girls love that..........

You know when you're working in a café, and you come home and think "if i see ONE more cup of coffee today...."

DrIndy

crash_000 wrote:

You know when you're working in a café, and you come home and think "if i see ONE more cup of coffee today...."

Girls like famous guys..... such as those seen on posters.....

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=238773

LadyJ

Looks like a guy I know

20 Times 20 Times

lady J is looking for me

The Sweeper

...the ability to use the search function in a bulletin board without posting.

SSDD.

Eve e

Take your pick

OLDYELLAR

Marty Wheelan!

NotMe

Eve e wrote:

Depends on the girl tbh, I know some girls who would date an amoeba if it could drive, buy them pressies, reassure them they were beautiful every 5 seconds.

I know just the amoeba. --> . <-- what do ya think of him? He's rich I tells ya.

Chad ghostal

NotMe wrote:

I know just the amoeba. --> . <-- what do ya think of him? He's rich I tells ya.

i'll 'ave em if no one else'll 'ave em..
whats his cell condition?
i dont do prenuptuals..

Eve e

NotMe wrote:

I know just the amoeba. --> . <-- what do ya think of him? He's rich I tells ya.

My mates v.interested send him round in his souped-up lawnmower of a car,with a six pack of Dutch Gold and he's in.

NotMe

He's after multiplying a bit since the last time you saw him! Is it ok if he brings around a few mates?

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^^ that's them!

Chad ghostal

sorry, i dont do group.