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Sarky, In my orifice please.

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  • #512
    Chad ghostal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,958 ✭✭✭Chad ghostal


    Steveire wrote:
    Who needs beer when you have jesus?

    wtf??!!!
    ... you canT* drink jesus..
    nore can you make him uber-tastey and drunk inducing..


  • #513
    Matthewthebig
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    do you have 12 friends?
    is your mother a virgin?
    Good at speading food around?

    Well you could be the next jesus!


  • #514
    Steveire
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,421 ✭✭✭Steveire


    *Reconsiders remark about 'Jesus Juice'*


  • #515
    Matthewthebig
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    PAEDO


  • #516
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Sounds like a motcheen/skanger name, doesn't it?


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  • #517
    Matthewthebig
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    What does?


  • #518
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Paedo.


  • #519
    Matthewthebig
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    kinda


  • #520
    Rozabeez
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭Rozabeez


    It actually does!


  • #521
    Matthewthebig
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    was it you who pmd someone called cupid?


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  • #522
    Rozabeez
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭Rozabeez


    *cough*


  • #523
    Matthewthebig
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    what you on about?


  • #524
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Where's Funky Penguin these days? Is he hiding?

    /me releases the hounds


  • #525
    Matthewthebig
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    /me releases the bees


  • #526
    Rozabeez
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭Rozabeez


    Waht are YOU on about?!


  • #527
    Matthewthebig
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    What are you on about?


  • #528
    Chad ghostal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,958 ✭✭✭Chad ghostal


    i like 'on about'..its so much better than those other sentance fillers...
    you know?


  • #529
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    Sarky wrote:
    Where's Funky Penguin these days? Is he hiding?

    /me releases the hounds

    I'm right here.

    *Waves*

    Busy weekend at the bar. Feckin Dubliners with their Heino and bottles of coors light.


  • #530
    Matthewthebig
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    Where's the hey nonny nonny?


  • #531
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    It's with Yore Ma!


    *Extremely Tired Hey Nonny nonny*





    note to self: You slipped up there, but recovered like a pro. Don't let it happen again


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  • #532
    Matthewthebig
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    Quiet zombie boy!


  • #533
    tSubh Dearg
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    as fp has turned up does this mean i don't get to release the hounds with the bees in their mouths?


  • #534
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    *Pats head*

    Oh, go on then, petal.


  • #535
    BEAT
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,945 ✭✭✭BEAT


    sometimes....I really hate kids
















    who am I kidding, most of the time I really hate kids.
    :p


  • #536
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Play football with them.

    Bonus points for everything you make the kid bounce off.


  • #537
    tSubh Dearg
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    yay!

    /Releases the hounds with bees in their mouths

    I think these should sort out those pesky kids :D


  • #538
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    But leave Velma alive, and unspoiled...


  • #539
    tSubh Dearg
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    I'll have her carefully wrapped up in cotton wool and bubble wrap and post her off to you...will that do?


  • #540
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    *Rubs thighs with glee*


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  • #541
    Matthewthebig
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    /me helps rub Sarky thighs!


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