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Sarky, In my orifice please.

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,227 ✭✭✭✭Sparky


    if this thread reaches 50 pages the mods will give us a euro for every post in it.


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    /puts on Shabadu's Grand Vizier hat and shouts "Bring on the dancing girls!"


    wheres Matt when you need him?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,287 ✭✭✭NotMe


    I think he was plotting to have me killed last time I saw him.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    /puts on Shabadu's Grand Vizier hat and shouts "Bring on the dancing girls!"


    wheres Matt when you need him?
    here ma'am

    /me dances and sighs


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,958 ✭✭✭Chad ghostal


    who wants to go to the market with popi?
    we can saunter down take a gander
    and eat some geese
    set up a jazz bar..
    maybe learn piani ..
    get all the steel workers from the local factory to start fights with tourists..
    start dealing drugs to the local youth,
    eventually getting the whole town hooked on drugs,
    and slowly destroy the town by bleeding it dry..
    nothin but the dead of night in my little town..


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    My internet didn't work this weekend. I want a new one.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,227 ✭✭✭✭Sparky


    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA im scared


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭Rozabeez


    Thats cos YOU'RE SCARY!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    Ralright runky renruin

    Like, scooob!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    JENKIES!!!!!111one


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    quiet ugly nerd girl


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,287 ✭✭✭NotMe


    fs now this threads turning into word association aswell!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    ok so sarky i want you in my tender ass now!


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    You're so mean matt! I used to look like velma :(

    *runs off crying*


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    no you were 3d therefore better


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Velma was hot. You just KNOW she knew all the tricks. Daphne was a virgin playing at cocktease.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    i could have shown her a thing or two

    well my rock and stamp collections


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    I know ALL the tricks....heh heh heh :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    pour example?


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    well I can magically make a coin appear from behind your ear for starters. Any of my other tricks you'll have to pm Deadwing about, they're not really suitable for this thread :)


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Well, the word "Jenkies!!!" is inconcievably hot for a start...

    *Mumbles*

    Oh, Velma, you can solve the mysteries in my pants any day...


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    I thought she said "Jinkies" not "Jenkies"?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    I'm not sure myself, I never was watching her face.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    it is

    Sarky is aroused by the wrong word


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,958 ✭✭✭Chad ghostal


    yeah/.....sarky.. n ..stuff..

    FIGHT!!!!

    ... um. ..*cough*.. .


    Be-bop-ulub-a..


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    /me slaps Chad.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,958 ✭✭✭Chad ghostal


    it burrrnsss...


    i think i need a kilt.. or a bucket full of drugs and alchohol..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    ba da ba boom

    so we getting beer?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,421 ✭✭✭Steveire


    Who needs beer when you have jesus?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,958 ✭✭✭Chad ghostal


    yeah i think we should get some beer...
    good call matthew..
    so what kind..
    i vote imported beer, then maybe heiniken, then ..um.. some ..absinthe..
    and um.. a .. easter egg.. and then some yaegermeister.{sp?} ..
    ....
    riiiight.. you kids.. your ...crazy.


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