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Sarky, In my orifice please.

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  • #422
    NotMe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,287 ✭✭✭NotMe


    Matthewthebig wrote:
    /mme uses meatvision to turn tSubh Dearg into meat
    I thought meatvision was for seeing through mens underwear. :o


  • #423
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    /Shoots lightning out her nostrils at flying jam. Jam crystallises into boiled sweets.


  • #424
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    /uses lightning to reanimate tMeat Dearg.


  • #425
    tSubh Dearg
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    phew! thanks Shabadu I don't like being meat :(

    put my mad behaviour down to a couple of drinks had too early in the day...damn last friday in college but it had to be celebrated! :D

    sorry for throwing jam around everywhere....except at Matt..he deserved it.


  • #426
    Rozabeez
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭Rozabeez


    Is jezza still banned?!


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  • #427
    tSubh Dearg
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    jezza is banned? :confused:


  • #428
    Chad ghostal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,958 ✭✭✭Chad ghostal


    tSubh Dearg wrote:
    jezza is banned? :confused:

    She suuuuurreee is... for text speak apparently..

    boo-urns


  • #429
    Rozabeez
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭Rozabeez


    We gotta get her back!


  • #430
    NotMe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,287 ✭✭✭NotMe


    We can use our super powers!


  • #431
    Rozabeez
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭Rozabeez


    or a petition/poll?


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  • #432
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    I triple double mega hyper dare you to pm amp a million times to let her back in. I will be the one legging it in the other direction pulling on my lead suit.


  • #433
    NotMe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,287 ✭✭✭NotMe


    Rozabeez wrote:
    or a petition/poll?
    nah super powers!


  • #434
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    Uses superfastuniformtwirly power! BEHOLD THE UNITARD!*






    *points at MatttheBig. Yeah you. You're such a unitard.


  • #435
    Ms Bitch
    Closed Accounts Posts: 77 ✭✭Ms Bitch


    Rozabeez wrote:
    We gotta get her back!
    why???
    Anyhow who needs "jezza"! it means nothing!!


  • #436
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    Hi jezza.


  • #437
    Ms Bitch
    Closed Accounts Posts: 77 ✭✭Ms Bitch


    Shabadu wrote:
    Hi jezza.
    Its jess or jessie.
    Hate that fcuking name. :)


  • #438
    Matthewthebig
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    I'm a what now?


  • #439
    Chad ghostal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,958 ✭✭✭Chad ghostal


    yeah youll need to get that checked, an infection like that could really mess up your genitals.. sore's and flaking penis skin, is not top of the "list of things that are attractive" list..


  • #440
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    Matthewthebig wrote:
    I'm a what now?
    Unitard- the marginally more polite euphimism for cocktard. Funny because it also means an all in one spandex body suit.


  • #441
    Matthewthebig
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    aren't you lovely?


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  • #442
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    *hey nonny nonny*


    /Me eats jam sweet


  • #443
    Matthewthebig
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    /me steals jam sweet just before FP eats it!


  • #444
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    /me stabs Moju in the eye with official banana splitting stick.

    *hey nonny nonny*


  • #445
    Matthewthebig
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    I'm not my father

    /me runs away


  • #446
    Rozabeez
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭Rozabeez


    Ms Bitch wrote:
    Its jess or jessie.
    Hate that fcuking name. :)
    Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.....*cries* Absence makes the heart grow fonder Jess my..."friend"


  • #447
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    Matthewthebig wrote:
    aren't you lovely?
    *huggles*


  • #448
    Matthewthebig
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    /me is confused by this new non insulting Shabadu


  • #449
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    Oi! I never meant to insult you, I was just slagging you because I thought you liked the repartee.


  • #450
    Matthewthebig
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    sure! you hurt me like all the others!



















    bitch

    :p


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  • #451
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    I don't know how this thread kept going so long, I really don't...

    Also, Je suis Napoleon!*


















    *Not really.


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