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Dirty scumbag

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,746 ✭✭✭0utshined


    Grimes wrote:
    I used to know this guy who would go into eddie rockets. Lick all the straws and put them back in the straw "dispenser".

    WTF? Why?


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    0utshined wrote:
    WTF? Why?
    because of their ridiculous prices?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,668 ✭✭✭nlgbbbblth


    UCD, early 1990's

    toilet roll dispensers were circular plastic things, non-transparent. The paper was a big circular roll and you pulled the sheets off.

    A craze developed where people would wipe their ass and not detach the paper. Instead they would roll it back onto the dispenser and the next person to use it would get a surprise.

    not pleasant.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    thats ucd for ya:)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,010 ✭✭✭kasintahan


    nlgbbbblth wrote:
    UCD, early 1990's

    toilet roll dispensers were circular plastic things, non-transparent. The paper was a big circular roll and you pulled the sheets off.

    A craze developed where people would wipe their ass and not detach the paper. Instead they would roll it back onto the dispenser and the next person to use it would get a surprise.

    not pleasant.

    That is the single most disgusting thing I've read this morning, and that takes some doing...


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,599 ✭✭✭DublinWriter


    For God's sake! How are you supposed to build up an immunity to germs if you live sealed in a hermetic bubble?

    That's nothing! Go to any self-service canteen and look at how the straws and knives/forks are dispensed. People 'paw' them before selecting one, and not just one person, several have.

    Many people blame the recent rise in asthema in children on the steralisation of homes since the 1980's.

    I'm a child of the 1970's and a product of the dirty, smog filled Dublin of the era. I'm 35 now and I could probably eat raw asbestos on toast if I wanted and not bat an eyelid!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 328 ✭✭Tiffany


    I'm glad I didn't eat breakfast before reading this thread. Feckin' minging....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,016 ✭✭✭✭vibe666


    what do you think they do in McD's and BK when you order a burger and then give them attitude cos they can barely speak English? ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 161 ✭✭boidey


    nlgbbbblth wrote:
    UCD, early 1990's

    toilet roll dispensers were circular plastic things, non-transparent. The paper was a big circular roll and you pulled the sheets off.

    A craze developed where people would wipe their ass and not detach the paper. Instead they would roll it back onto the dispenser and the next person to use it would get a surprise.

    not pleasant.
    Oh sweetchrist on a bike, things like that make me.............So thats why folk & their parents near killed themselves gettin to university. Dirrty rotten mingin filthy 3rd level students


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,068 ✭✭✭stagolee


    Grimes wrote:
    I used to know this guy who would go into eddie rockets. Lick all the straws and put them back in the straw "dispenser".

    unlucky for him there was probably another guy in the booth before him that got his kicks from sticking all the straws down his pants and putting them back in the dispenser, now that would be instant karma ;)


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 146 ✭✭1


    Lenny wrote:
    Yup true done this myself a couple of times.
    you should check the seal is in tact in future

    i remember the last time you tried that in the Tallaght village spar.....

    lenny3.jpg

    lenny2.jpg

    lenny1.jpg

    Sometimes camera phones are very useful.

    ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,949 ✭✭✭mp3guy


    Grimes wrote:
    I used to know this guy who would go into eddie rockets. Lick all the straws and put them back in the straw "dispenser".

    Thats why other restaurants have their straws sealed in paper :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,227 ✭✭✭✭Sparky


    yeah i noticed in america when you order a coke in a pizza place and in the cafe's they have the straw in the glass with the last bit of the paper still stuck on the top of the straw, i asked my aunt why that is and she said so they cant touch your straw with their fingers.

    Ive never seen that here.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,227 ✭✭✭✭Sparky


    1 wrote:
    i remember the last time you tried that in the Tallaght village spar.....

    lenny3.jpg

    lenny2.jpg

    lenny1.jpg

    Sometimes camera phones are very useful.

    ;)

    WTF happened there, someone fall over?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,337 ✭✭✭aphex™


    Sparky_S wrote:
    ....so they cant touch your straw with their fingers.
    Foils those pesky terrorists every time


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,227 ✭✭✭✭Sparky


    Foils those pesky terrorists every time

    LMAO :D:D:D:D:D .

    What was i thinking.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,688 ✭✭✭grimloch


    A fella in our school pood on the floor of the toilet once. Horrible stuff.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,740 ✭✭✭Naos


    Grimes wrote:
    I used to know this guy who would go into eddie rockets. Lick all the straws and put them back in the straw "dispenser".

    Hopefully this guy wasnt your friend cos an action like that would warrant a severe slapping..

    I worked in Apache Pizza(Blanch) and happy to say nothing was ever done to he pizzas, even when customers where being idiots, so you can eat there knowing your safe..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,257 ✭✭✭✭Rabies


    0utshined wrote:
    Rabies, what direction were you heading, Newbridge? I live in Naas too but that's just rank, I'm going to have to be more aware now. :(
    The petrol station is on the same road where the fire station is. If you keep on driving out of Naas the big ALDI warehouse is on the right hand side.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,942 ✭✭✭Mac daddy


    nlgbbbblth wrote:
    UCD, early 1990's

    toilet roll dispensers were circular plastic things, non-transparent. The paper was a big circular roll and you pulled the sheets off.

    A craze developed where people would wipe their ass and not detach the paper. Instead they would roll it back onto the dispenser and the next person to use it would get a surprise.

    not pleasant.

    that is rotten :eek: imaging dying for a ****e take some jax paper and you get a nice suprise poohie fingers lol


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,746 ✭✭✭0utshined


    Rabies wrote:
    The petrol station is on the same road where the fire station is. If you keep on driving out of Naas the big ALDI warehouse is on the right hand side.

    Oh yeah, I know it. That's really bad.


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