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Masturbate-a-thon

  • 01-06-2005 09:58PM
    #1
    Rabies
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,257 ✭✭✭✭


    From The Register
    One New York man arrived shortly after 5 p.m. seeking to break the endurance six-and-a-half hour record set at last year's event.

    Wonder if he has friction burns :eek:


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  • #2
    danniemcq
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,163 ✭✭✭✭danniemcq


    well he beats my record


  • #3
    Third_Echelon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,867 ✭✭✭Third_Echelon


    Second-best sex? Tell that to a Linux programmer who's got a slice of pizza in one hand, his hideously empurpled member in the other and a Natalie Portman tribute website firmly plastered across Firefox...

    ha ha... genius...


  • #4
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    dear god... thats right up there with my best^^


  • #5
    pickarooney
    Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 36,368 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    Third_Echelon wrote:
    ha ha... genius...

    It's only funny because you use Opera! :D


  • #6
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    IE doesn't get him up anymore?can you blame him^^


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  • #7
    Third_Echelon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,867 ✭✭✭Third_Echelon


    pickarooney wrote:
    It's only funny because you use Opera! :D

    :D Yeah, because we opera users never need to masterbate. We have sex on demand... women can't say no to an opera user... :p


  • #8
    The Real B-man
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 3,749 Mod ✭✭✭✭The Real B-man


    jaysus must have gone threw a few tubes of ky jelly


  • #9
    Gangsta
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,603 ✭✭✭Gangsta


    wow i thought 10seconds was long! ;)


  • #10
    Third_Echelon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,867 ✭✭✭Third_Echelon


    Gangsta wrote:
    wow i thought 10seconds was long! ;)
    no 10 inches is long ;)


  • #11
    LadyJ
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,122 ✭✭✭LadyJ


    Women allowed in on this? I can do it for days!


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  • #12
    Gangsta
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,603 ✭✭✭Gangsta


    ladyj do u want to meet up and have a race?


  • #13
    Third_Echelon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,867 ✭✭✭Third_Echelon


    Gangsta wrote:
    ladyj do u want to meet up and have a race?

    she sounds more like a marathon type of girl....


  • #14
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    im afraid she may win....she doesn't have to juggle to many balls at the same time :)


  • #15
    LadyJ
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,122 ✭✭✭LadyJ


    I can go for as long as is required for me to win! I have total control,it wouldn't be a fair race!


  • #16
    Gangsta
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,603 ✭✭✭Gangsta


    So is that a challenge :D ?


  • #17
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    omg total control...i've only ever seen that once in the antarctic....at dawn


  • #18
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Gangsta wrote:
    So is that a challenge :D ?

    GOOOOO!


  • #19
    LadyJ
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,122 ✭✭✭LadyJ


    Gangsta wrote:
    So is that a challenge :D ?
    Yeah sure,set up the web cams! :rolleyes:


  • #20
    Gangsta
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,603 ✭✭✭Gangsta


    Lol sorry got carried away but, 10seconds can beat anyone!


  • #21
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    i think it's ron jeremy can orgasm in 10 seconds at any given time(not erect or anything beat that)...why did i watch that show?


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  • #22
    LadyJ
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,122 ✭✭✭LadyJ


    I can do it in under a minute if I like but I can hold out for as long as I like too


  • #23
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    well your faster than i!
    wait just gimme a minute to er check something...


  • #24
    Riamfada
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,246 ✭✭✭✭Riamfada


    She's a lady,woah,woah,woah,she's a lady!


  • #25
    LadyJ
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,122 ✭✭✭LadyJ


    Grimes wrote:
    She's a lady,woah,woah,woah,she's a lady!
    Ladies do it too. Sorry to destroy any illusions you had!


  • #26
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Grimes wrote:
    She's a lady,woah,woah,woah,she's a lady!
    GAME ON!!!!

    @ladyj (lets seeee you danceeee sucker,you ain't got nothinnnn on me :P )


  • #27
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    LadyJ wrote:
    Ladies do it too. Sorry to destroy any illusions you had!
    as a matter of fact i have female friends who swear they never ever do it and i believe em!


  • #28
    LadyJ
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,122 ✭✭✭LadyJ


    Tar.Aldarion wrote:
    as a matter of fact i have female friends who swear they never ever do it and i believe em!
    Well some women don't I know but most of us do. All my friends do anyway! :D


  • #29
    Riamfada
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,246 ✭✭✭✭Riamfada


    Tar.Aldarion wrote:
    as a matter of fact i have female friends who swear they never ever do it and i believe em!

    As do I . But I dont believe em. I just think its funny . :P


  • #30
    Winters
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭Winters


    LadyJ is always very open about these things.

    Possibly too open

    ¬_¬


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  • #31
    Sherifu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,727 ✭✭✭✭Sherifu


    Winters wrote:
    LadyJ is always very open about these things.

    Possibly too open

    ¬_¬
    ho ho ho :-\


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