Masturbate-a-thon

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From The Register

One New York man arrived shortly after 5 p.m. seeking to break the endurance six-and-a-half hour record set at last year's event.

Wonder if he has friction burns :eek:

danniemcq

well he beats my record

Third_Echelon

Second-best sex? Tell that to a Linux programmer who's got a slice of pizza in one hand, his hideously empurpled member in the other and a Natalie Portman tribute website firmly plastered across Firefox...

ha ha... genius...

Tar.Aldarion

dear god... thats right up there with my best^^

pickarooney

Third_Echelon wrote:

ha ha... genius...

It's only funny because you use Opera!

Tar.Aldarion

IE doesn't get him up anymore?can you blame him^^

Third_Echelon

pickarooney wrote:

It's only funny because you use Opera!

Yeah, because we opera users never need to masterbate. We have sex on demand... women can't say no to an opera user...

The Real B-man

jaysus must have gone threw a few tubes of ky jelly

Gangsta

wow i thought 10seconds was long!

Third_Echelon

Gangsta wrote:

wow i thought 10seconds was long!

no 10 inches is long

LadyJ

Women allowed in on this? I can do it for days!

Gangsta

ladyj do u want to meet up and have a race?

Third_Echelon

Gangsta wrote:

ladyj do u want to meet up and have a race?

she sounds more like a marathon type of girl....

Tar.Aldarion

im afraid she may win....she doesn't have to juggle to many balls at the same time

LadyJ

I can go for as long as is required for me to win! I have total control,it wouldn't be a fair race!

Gangsta

So is that a challenge ?

Tar.Aldarion

omg total control...i've only ever seen that once in the antarctic....at dawn

Tar.Aldarion

Gangsta wrote:

So is that a challenge ?

GOOOOO!

LadyJ

Gangsta wrote:

So is that a challenge ?

Yeah sure,set up the web cams! :rolleyes:

Gangsta

Lol sorry got carried away but, 10seconds can beat anyone!

Tar.Aldarion

i think it's ron jeremy can orgasm in 10 seconds at any given time(not erect or anything beat that)...why did i watch that show?

LadyJ

I can do it in under a minute if I like but I can hold out for as long as I like too

Tar.Aldarion

well your faster than i!
wait just gimme a minute to er check something...

Riamfada

She's a lady,woah,woah,woah,she's a lady!

LadyJ

Grimes wrote:

She's a lady,woah,woah,woah,she's a lady!

Ladies do it too. Sorry to destroy any illusions you had!

Tar.Aldarion

Grimes wrote:

She's a lady,woah,woah,woah,she's a lady!

GAME ON!!!!

@ladyj (lets seeee you danceeee sucker,you ain't got nothinnnn on me :P )

Tar.Aldarion

LadyJ wrote:

Ladies do it too. Sorry to destroy any illusions you had!

as a matter of fact i have female friends who swear they never ever do it and i believe em!

LadyJ

Tar.Aldarion wrote:

as a matter of fact i have female friends who swear they never ever do it and i believe em!

Well some women don't I know but most of us do. All my friends do anyway!

Riamfada

Tar.Aldarion wrote:

as a matter of fact i have female friends who swear they never ever do it and i believe em!

As do I . But I dont believe em. I just think its funny . :P

Winters

LadyJ is always very open about these things.

Possibly too open

¬_¬

Sherifu

Winters wrote:

LadyJ is always very open about these things.

Possibly too open

¬_¬

ho ho ho :-\

LadyJ

Winters wrote:

LadyJ is always very open about these things.

Possibly too open

¬_¬

Don't gimme that! You've never complained when I talk about in person! You love my vibrator rants!

Riamfada

I didnt mean to offend you LadyJ.

Tar.Aldarion

LadyJ wrote:

Well some women don't I know but most of us do. All my friends do anyway!

nice to know your open with each other hohoho

i have a friend who is quite open about these things.....one of the first questions she asked when we met was...so ever had sex and explain!(i was at the oh so thats your name stage^^) followed up by do you masturbate?how often?why?how?where?who?which? and plenty more....

LadyJ

I'll survive Grimes:D

Winters

LadyJ wrote:

Don't gimme that! You've never complained when I talk about in person! You love my vibrator rants!

Ahh yes.

But I havnt seen you in so long I'm beginning to go normal

LadyJ

Winters wrote:

Ahh yes.

But I havnt seen you in so long I'm beginning to go normal

We'll have to give you your fix of LadyJ soon so! I'll tell ya all about my conquests and self-pleasuring since our last meeting!

Tar.Aldarion

i hope that you are over 10 and non christian or by the power of the bible i'll report yas

Winters

Ahh LadyJ .. so much to say over the past few months. Many things have happened...

Dont worry Tar, im a 14 year old muslim so this is all legal.

LadyJ

Winters wrote:

Ahh LadyJ
Dont worry Tar, im a 14 year old muslim so this is all legal.

And what a muslim!

steveland?

90% of all women masturbate
10% of women lie

LadyJ

I couldn't agree more!

Adam

I masturbate! \o/

toiletduck

ye'll all go blind with that filthy carry on

Tobias Greeshman

toiletduck wrote:

ye'll all go blind with that filthy carry on

I'm suprised it took till the 3rd page for a comment like that to surface.

shakaman

what's the most sensitive part of your body during a w@nk?

your ears.....

mp3guy

shakaman wrote:

what's the most sensitive part of your body during a w@nk?

your ears.....

hahaha, you're right

rubadub

Tar.Aldarion wrote:

as a matter of fact i have female friends who swear they never ever do it and i believe em!

There was some survey saying 45% of women in the Uk own a sex toy. THe vibrator industry is absolutely huge. Yet female masturbation is still one of the last taboos. It dates back to the middle ages where people were sent out to hunt witches. Any woman seen masturbating (they spied on them) was considered a witch and killed, the taboo and denial has still survived to this day, many not realising why, others thinking they will be considered "sluts". Witches brews were actually drugs mixed with fat which was applied to sticks (broomsticks) and rubbed against their genitals where it was absorbed (under the armpits works too, incase any guys want to try a witches brew!). Sometimes they tied hallucinogenic herbs to the top of the stick and burnt them, smoking the fumes. Thats why in authentic drawings of witches the broom end sticks out the front, the "flying" is due to the drugs used which could knock you out for days and induce dreams of flying.

Anyways, back to the women-****, even though it is taboo to many and many totally deny doing it, it seems acceptable, almost like a empowering thing. You see programs like sex in the city and they are openly going into shops buying massive vibrators. You wouldnt see the guys in friends or seinfeld discussing plastic vibrating vaginas, or loaning a blow up doll to each other. Then there is the "ann summers party" thing. Imagine an "alan summers party" where a guy calls round with a bunch of porns, blow up dolls, vibrating vaginas etc. I bet most women would be appalled at the thought of their boyfriend/colleague/brother going to one (if they existed).

Some would consider the man with a vibrating vagina to be a pathetic loser, but I bet the woman with a vibrating penis is not viewed in the same way

Kingp35

rubadub wrote:

There was some survey saying 45% of women in the Uk own a sex toy. THe vibrator industry is absolutely huge. Yet female masturbation is still one of the last taboos. It dates back to the middle ages where people were sent out to hunt witches. Any woman seen masturbating (they spied on them) was considered a witch and killed, the taboo and denial has still survived to this day, many not realising why, others thinking they will be considered "sluts". Witches brews were actually drugs mixed with fat which was applied to sticks (broomsticks) and rubbed against their genitals where it was absorbed (under the armpits works too, incase any guys want to try a witches brew!). Sometimes they tied hallucinogenic herbs to the top of the stick and burnt them, smoking the fumes. Thats why in authentic drawings of witches the broom end sticks out the front, the "flying" is due to the drugs used which could knock you out for days and induce dreams of flying.

Anyways, back to the women-****, even though it is taboo to many and many totally deny doing it, it seems acceptable, almost like a empowering thing. You see programs like sex in the city and they are openly going into shops buying massive vibrators. You wouldnt see the guys in friends or seinfeld discussing plastic vibrating vaginas, or loaning a blow up doll to each other. Then there is the "ann summers party" thing. Imagine an "alan summers party" where a guy calls round with a bunch of porns, blow up dolls, vibrating vaginas etc. I bet most women would be appalled at the thought of their boyfriend/colleague/brother going to one (if they existed).

Some would consider the man with a vibrating vagina to be a pathetic loser, but I bet the woman with a vibrating penis is not viewed in the same way

do you study the art of masterbation or something?

rubadub

Kingp35 wrote:

do you study the art of masterbation or something?

Go my BA in porn, then a Masters in bation. And am a 10th dan black belt in the ancient martial art of Wang-King.

I came across it (pun intended) while studying recreational drugs, brings up many fascinating things from history, elves, werewolves, eves apple, santa and his reindeers, mother nature. A lot of foklore and mythology is related to drugs

Tobias Greeshman

rubadub wrote:

Sometimes they tied hallucinogenic herbs to the top of the stick and burnt them, smoking the fumes. Thats why in authentic drawings of witches the broom end sticks out the front, the "flying" is due to the drugs used which could knock you out for days and induce dreams of flying.

I'll never look at a witches broom stick the same way ever again! Roll on Halloween!