Crime wave comes to an end

TerrorFirmer · 16-05-2005 10:58pm #1

4 Year old Seamus O Maoilán was shot dead yesterday attempting to escape his fischer price play house with a handful of stolen kinder eggs.

Chief Inspector Donal Naughton said that the local villagers could now live in peace without the fear of "constant and everlasting terror hanging over their heads" and that "the local crime wave" was now at and end.

More news as it breaks.

Culchie · 17-05-2005 12:14am

another hoax ..... no properly trained garda shickalony would have completed an interview without the famous " We're keeping an open mind and request the assistance of the public in this matter" and "our investigation is still ongoing".

Lads, we'll be bloody arrested, I can feel my IP address is under close scrutiny, and I may " be helping them with their enquiries" fairly soon.

Sure, what else is being posted here, we might as well " make hay whille the sun shines" .... on second thoughts that reminds me of dragon flies in the meadow ..... feck feck feck, where's the flask of tay?

Redhairedguy · 17-05-2005 6:19pm

Young Seamus, is my aunty Nora's half brother's cousin's father step sister's young lad.

Apparantly, there were gunshots returned by Seamus, who killed one officer and fatally wounded two ore.

irishgeo · 17-05-2005 8:38pm

i thought seamus was jimmy's uncle daughters son from down the road.

Redhairedguy · 18-05-2005 2:47pm

irishgeo wrote:

i thought seamus was jimmy's uncle daughters son from down the road.

Oh of course! silly me! Sure wasn't I talking to jimmy the other day! He said that the child was quite the ragamuffin and tear away. always blatantly refusing to eat his vegetables. Personally, I think the child had a killing coming his way for a long time. "Better off dead!", the auld lads down the pub said, and i agree with them

the_syco · 18-05-2005 3:30pm

Young 'uns these days. First the Playstation, an' now they get their kicks robbing old people. Hanging is too good for them swine!

Redhairedguy · 18-05-2005 8:14pm

Honestly, I ask what's next? Murder? Rape? Drug abuse?

i say we nip this problem right in the bud.

I'm starting a petition; all children should be burned!

TerrorFirmer · 18-05-2005 11:03pm

Ah the children of Ballintubber,

Innocent children, schoolkids, cute by day

Out pimping, selling drugs, doing drives bys etc by night

What is the world coming to....

Redhairedguy · 19-05-2005 9:47am

It's a disgrace! A bloody disgrace! Well.... i think we all know who is to blame here!

It's those bloody foreigners! Coming here and bringing their evil crime-filled cultures with them! You know what i say?

Send them back to Tyrone!

JohnCleary · 28-05-2005 2:01am

Here ive some curry cheese chips that im not gonna eat, anyone want them?

irishgeo · 28-05-2005 7:12pm

hate curry. Anybody see the latest issue of zoo with that hottest curry in the world. and the fta guy ate it. It killied his dog though!

Redhairedguy · 29-05-2005 12:07pm

A curry..... killed..... his Dog?

FCUKIN HELL! That's gotta be one muthafcukin hot curry! :eek:

Any chance, I could get some of that. I know a few "dogs" (children) that could do a good bowl of that!

Crime wave comes to an end

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