Giant Penis causes terror alert

LegacyUser · 28-05-2005 12:41PM #1

This happened on Wednesday, but I only saw it today. Fookin hilarious!!!! :eek:

http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30000-13355259,00.html

PENIS CLOSES ROAD
A large fake penis has caused a major terror alert in America.

A key highway though Florida was closed after a driver spotted what looked like a pipe bomb under an overpass.

Fearing terrorists were trying to blow up the structure, police closed Interstate 75 for an hour.

But on closer inspection police found that the 'device' was actually a foot-long plastic penis.

"Someone took construction-grade plastic, moulded it into a penis and wrapped it with duct tape," said Lee County Sheriff's Chief Deputy Charles Ferrante.

The bomb squad was brought in to handle the situation and a remote-controlled robot used to make the fake penis safe.

steveland? · 28-05-2005 12:45PM

That link doesn't work cos it's got the ... in it... it's not long enough

*de dum chhh*

LegacyUser · 28-05-2005 12:48PM

works now

Adam · 28-05-2005 01:00PM

Foot long penis? Large?

Ha!

Only Human · 28-05-2005 01:09PM

Osama bin LADin at it again.

Adam · 28-05-2005 01:10PM

Only Human wrote:

Osama bin LADin at it again.

LMFAO!

steveland? · 28-05-2005 01:20PM

The bomb squad was brought in to handle the situation and a remote-controlled robot used to make the fake penis safe.

Don't want to make it feel too safe or the problem may get bigger...

WhiteWashMan · 28-05-2005 01:32PM

Only Human wrote:

Osama bin LADin at it again.

ohhh, cum off it!

steveland? · 28-05-2005 01:34PM

Story seems like a load of **** to me...

WhiteWashMan · 28-05-2005 01:37PM

steveland? wrote:

Story seems like a load of **** to me...

aye, it does sound like a cock and bull story to me too...

steveland? · 28-05-2005 01:42PM

It's a familiar story... rings a bell at the end...

Adam · 28-05-2005 01:51PM

Oh dear... :rolleyes:

steveland? · 28-05-2005 01:52PM

They could hire Shaft to investigate...

Basq · 28-05-2005 01:59PM

steveland? wrote:

They could hire Shaft to investigate...

They certainly could:

"Who's the black private dick that's a sex machine to all the chicks?"

JimboPope · 28-05-2005 01:59PM

I was thinking the same myself eh.....penis

WhiteWashMan · 28-05-2005 02:02PM

i reckon someone is definately taking the mickey with that story tbh

Basq · 28-05-2005 02:03PM

WhiteWashMan wrote:

i reckon someone is definately taking the mickey with that story tbh

I was thinking the same thing..... it's all a load of balls!

steveland? · 28-05-2005 02:05PM

I'd be going nuts if I found that...

Shabadu · 28-05-2005 02:05PM

Have they discovered who erected it yet?

steveland? · 28-05-2005 02:07PM

Shabadu wrote:

Have they discovered who erected it yet?

Dick Johnson

Shabadu · 28-05-2005 02:09PM

steveland? wrote:

Dick Johnson

Doesn't he work for Wang computers?

steveland? · 28-05-2005 02:10PM

Shabadu wrote:

Doesn't he work for Wang computers?

A division of Makeme Hardware

machalla · 28-05-2005 02:11PM

How did they make it safe? Put a condom on it?

Shabadu · 28-05-2005 02:11PM

Steveland? wrote:

A division of Makeme Hardware

Didn't they make floppy disks?

Basq · 28-05-2005 02:11PM

Shabadu wrote:

Didn't they make floppy disks?

Thought it was hard disks meself.

steveland? · 28-05-2005 02:13PM

Shabadu wrote:

Didn't they make floppy disks?

They do but often shipping vibrations damage them and make them hard disks

whiskeyman · 28-05-2005 02:14PM

Was it a Weapon of Mass Ejaculation?

Rhyme · 28-05-2005 02:14PM

Thank god it wasnt a bomb after all... can you imagine if it went off in everybodies faces

Shabadu · 28-05-2005 02:15PM

Nah, it was a sex bomb.

steveland? · 28-05-2005 02:15PM

I'm pulling out of this thread because it's scaring me how many puns are coming into my head

Only Human · 28-05-2005 02:15PM

Maybe a Private Eye like DickTracey will find the Snake who pulled this thing off.

Giant Penis causes terror alert

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