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Giant Penis causes terror alert

  • 28-05-2005 12:41pm
    #1
    LegacyUser
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 166,026 ✭✭✭✭


    This happened on Wednesday, but I only saw it today. Fookin hilarious!!!! :eek:


    http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30000-13355259,00.html

    PENIS CLOSES ROAD
    A large fake penis has caused a major terror alert in America.

    A key highway though Florida was closed after a driver spotted what looked like a pipe bomb under an overpass.

    Fearing terrorists were trying to blow up the structure, police closed Interstate 75 for an hour.

    But on closer inspection police found that the 'device' was actually a foot-long plastic penis.

    "Someone took construction-grade plastic, moulded it into a penis and wrapped it with duct tape," said Lee County Sheriff's Chief Deputy Charles Ferrante.

    The bomb squad was brought in to handle the situation and a remote-controlled robot used to make the fake penis safe.


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  • #2
    steveland?
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,842 ✭✭✭steveland?


    That link doesn't work cos it's got the ... in it... it's not long enough


    *de dum chhh*


  • #3
    LegacyUser
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 166,026 ✭✭✭✭LegacyUser


    works now


  • #4
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    Foot long penis? Large?

    Ha!


  • #5
    Only Human
    Closed Accounts Posts: 778 ✭✭✭Only Human


    Osama bin LADin at it again.


  • #6
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    Only Human wrote:
    Osama bin LADin at it again.

    LMFAO! :D


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  • #7
    steveland?
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,842 ✭✭✭steveland?


    The bomb squad was brought in to handle the situation and a remote-controlled robot used to make the fake penis safe.
    Don't want to make it feel too safe or the problem may get bigger...


  • #8
    WhiteWashMan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,099 ✭✭✭✭WhiteWashMan


    Only Human wrote:
    Osama bin LADin at it again.


    ohhh, cum off it!


  • #9
    steveland?
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,842 ✭✭✭steveland?


    Story seems like a load of **** to me...


  • #10
    WhiteWashMan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,099 ✭✭✭✭WhiteWashMan


    steveland? wrote:
    Story seems like a load of **** to me...

    aye, it does sound like a cock and bull story to me too...


  • #11
    steveland?
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,842 ✭✭✭steveland?


    It's a familiar story... rings a bell at the end...


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  • #12
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    Oh dear... :rolleyes:


  • #13
    steveland?
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,842 ✭✭✭steveland?


    They could hire Shaft to investigate...


  • #14
    Basq
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,201 ✭✭✭✭Basq


    steveland? wrote:
    They could hire Shaft to investigate...
    They certainly could:

    "Who's the black private dick that's a sex machine to all the chicks?"


  • #15
    JimboPope
    Closed Accounts Posts: 134 ✭✭JimboPope


    I was thinking the same myself eh.....penis


  • #16
    WhiteWashMan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,099 ✭✭✭✭WhiteWashMan


    i reckon someone is definately taking the mickey with that story tbh


  • #17
    Basq
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,201 ✭✭✭✭Basq


    WhiteWashMan wrote:
    i reckon someone is definately taking the mickey with that story tbh
    I was thinking the same thing..... it's all a load of balls!


  • #18
    steveland?
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,842 ✭✭✭steveland?


    I'd be going nuts if I found that...


  • #19
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    Have they discovered who erected it yet?


  • #20
    steveland?
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,842 ✭✭✭steveland?


    Shabadu wrote:
    Have they discovered who erected it yet?
    Dick Johnson


  • #21
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    steveland? wrote:
    Dick Johnson
    Doesn't he work for Wang computers?


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  • #22
    steveland?
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,842 ✭✭✭steveland?


    Shabadu wrote:
    Doesn't he work for Wang computers?
    A division of Makeme Hardware


  • #23
    machalla
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,523 ✭✭✭machalla


    How did they make it safe? Put a condom on it?


  • #24
    Shabadu
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    Steveland? wrote:
    A division of Makeme Hardware


    Didn't they make floppy disks?


  • #25
    Basq
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,201 ✭✭✭✭Basq


    Shabadu wrote:
    Didn't they make floppy disks?
    Thought it was hard disks meself.


  • #26
    steveland?
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,842 ✭✭✭steveland?


    Shabadu wrote:
    Didn't they make floppy disks?
    They do but often shipping vibrations damage them and make them hard disks


  • #27
    whiskeyman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,564 ✭✭✭✭whiskeyman


    Was it a Weapon of Mass Ejaculation?


  • #28
    Rhyme
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    Thank god it wasnt a bomb after all... can you imagine if it went off in everybodies faces


  • #29
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    Nah, it was a sex bomb.


  • #30
    steveland?
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,842 ✭✭✭steveland?


    I'm pulling out of this thread because it's scaring me how many puns are coming into my head


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  • #31
    Only Human
    Closed Accounts Posts: 778 ✭✭✭Only Human


    Maybe a Private Eye like DickTracey will find the Snake who pulled this thing off.


  • #32
    Deadwing
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,918 ✭✭✭Deadwing


    i bet making that giant cock was a hard thing to pull off


  • #33
    Only Human
    Closed Accounts Posts: 778 ✭✭✭Only Human


    The ignorant Dicktator of America, George Bush was so ticked off that he starded foaming at the mouth.


  • #34
    Devious
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 547 ✭✭✭Devious


    Wow, looks like they went a bit overboard to tackle this one!


  • #35
    steveland?
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,842 ✭✭✭steveland?


    After a hard day pulling it out the bomb squad headed home for some meat and two veg


  • #36
    Only Human
    Closed Accounts Posts: 778 ✭✭✭Only Human


    The bomb squad now wear little rubber hats to keep them safe.


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  • #37
    steveland?
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,842 ✭✭✭steveland?


    I wonder if they don't wear protection do they have young aids to do their dirty work


  • #38
    Blisterman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,466 ✭✭✭Blisterman


    I think every good pun has now been used.


  • #39
    Only Human
    Closed Accounts Posts: 778 ✭✭✭Only Human


    Blisterman wrote:
    I think every good pun has now been used.
    Every good bum you say?

    *hangs head in shame*

    Shoot me.


  • #40
    Only Human
    Closed Accounts Posts: 778 ✭✭✭Only Human


    The bomb squad needed the help of a passing bus full of seamen who were odly enough headed to a rocketwhich was heading for uranus.

    (Oh my god I need to get a life)


  • #41
    steveland?
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,842 ✭✭✭steveland?


    Only Human wrote:
    Every good bum you say?

    *hangs head in shame*

    Shoot me.
    /me cocks weapon and lets fly


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  • #42
    Only Human
    Closed Accounts Posts: 778 ✭✭✭Only Human


    steveland? wrote:
    /me cocks weapon and lets fly
    LMFAO


  • #43
    NotMe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,287 ✭✭✭NotMe


    What I don't understand is why would someone wrap their penis in duct tape.


  • #44
    Steoob
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,552 ✭✭✭Steoob


    STOP!!! Please youre making me ashamed to be th same race as all you people STOOOOP hahaha

    by the way:
    machalla wrote:
    How did they make it safe? Put a condom on it?

    genius!! :D


  • #45
    steveland?
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,842 ✭✭✭steveland?


    machalla wrote:
    How did they make it safe?
    "Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day, Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day..."


  • #46
    Piste
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,440 ✭✭✭✭Piste


    whiskeyman wrote:
    Was it a Weapon of Mass Ejaculation?

    Nah I'd say it was a weapon of ass destruction...


  • #47
    NotMe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,287 ✭✭✭NotMe


    Piste wrote:
    Nah I'd say it was a weapon of ass destruction...
    FOWL


  • #48
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Penis.

    *Giggle*


  • #49
    Devious
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 547 ✭✭✭Devious


    I think this thread has now officially run it's course.


  • #50
    Only Human
    Closed Accounts Posts: 778 ✭✭✭Only Human


    Devious wrote:
    I think this thread has now officially run it's course.

    Never!

    /me slaps Devious in the face with penis.


  • #51
    NotMe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,287 ✭✭✭NotMe


    FowL .. /me joins in the face slapping


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