We Were Losing In The Final of the Jungle World Cup...

PaddyofNine · 20-05-2005 02:57AM #1

Finish the song!

None of us can!

jesus_thats_gre · 20-05-2005 03:28AM

coco pops...

DonkeyStyle \o/ · 20-05-2005 05:48AM

Brian! I didn't expect you back for ages!?
Well pal, with you not around the merger was going down the pan wasn't it?
Actually pal, it wasn't... I spoke to them yesterday, they're signing today.

What do I win?

billy the squid · 20-05-2005 05:52AM

DonkeyStyle \o/ wrote:

Brian! I didn't expect you back for ages!?
Well pal, with you not around the merger was going down the pan wasn't it?
Actually pal, it wasn't... I spoke to them yesterday, they're signing today.

What do I win?

a lifetime supply of oxygen.

DonkeyStyle \o/ · 20-05-2005 06:18AM

billy the squid wrote:

a lifetime supply of oxygen.

Whos lifetime?

joe. · 20-05-2005 06:19AM

Yours. Note that there is not a lot of oxygen to be won

DonkeyStyle \o/ · 20-05-2005 06:23AM

Is this pure oxygen by the way?
I wouldn't mind having it bottled so I can do that Dennis Hopper scene from Blue Velvet.

Kingsize · 20-05-2005 07:28AM

fukk that id rather have a bowl of choco krispies!

toiletduck · 20-05-2005 07:34AM

DonkeyStyle \o/ wrote:

Brian! I didn't expect you back for ages!?
Well pal, with you not around the merger was going down the pan wasn't it?
Actually pal, it wasn't... I spoke to them yesterday, they're signing today.

you forgot-

but your ill, how come?
Lemsip Max strength, its sorts the men from the boys

petes · 20-05-2005 08:35AM

that lemsip is a load of piss

joejoem · 20-05-2005 08:39AM

petes wrote:

that lemsip is a load of piss

hot steaming lemony piss....

Did you ever notice that if you eat sugar puffs your pee smells like sugar puffs?

clairey · 20-05-2005 09:02AM

We Were Losing In The Final of the Jungle World Cup...

when along came ??? and we bounced back up......

petes · 20-05-2005 09:37AM

joejoem wrote:

hot steaming lemony piss....

Did you ever notice that if you eat sugar puffs your pee smells like sugar puffs?

Havent noticed that now will have to buy some the weekend to test this. mmm sugar puffs havent had them in ages. i feckin hate lemsips but still drink them when im completely dosed(albeit with hot whiskeys

). theyd be better off as a placebo given by the doctor and then tell us there is something good in them.

funky penguin · 20-05-2005 12:07PM

Argh, sugar puffs are tiny aliens in disguise. Tiny sugary aliens with huge penis'.

DonkeyStyle \o/ · 21-05-2005 07:41AM

It's my fault this thread got moved to Cuckoos Nest... should I be proud of myself?

amp · 21-05-2005 07:54AM

coco pops

funky penguin · 21-05-2005 11:02AM

The end

Sarky · 21-05-2005 11:12AM

Or is it??????????????????

NotMe · 21-05-2005 01:07PM

din din din

Sarky · 21-05-2005 01:09PM

Really? I though it was still lunchtime. Oh well. What's cooking?

funky penguin · 21-05-2005 05:44PM

Coco Pops, and those fake coco pop things you make with rice crispies and woderbar chocolate.

Tayshty.

Sarky · 21-05-2005 05:49PM

Can we fry them? Mmm, fried chocolate...

funky penguin · 21-05-2005 06:03PM

Slurp Slurp Slurp *_*

StupidLikeAFox · 21-05-2005 06:55PM

Dont take chances when the nibbles are around

DonkeyStyle \o/ · 21-05-2005 07:59PM

ColHol wrote:

Dont take chances when the nibbles are around

Quite possibly the only advert that makes me laugh in my head, the really funny thing is though; I don't have a clue what the product is that they're trying to sell... could be home insurance for all I know, but my spidey senses tell me it's some kind of food.

"Hey Jane, you fancy a quick ...NIBBLE... after work?"
I wonder if that's really happened to someone, truth is stranger than fiction, or so they would have us believe.

amp · 21-05-2005 08:01PM

..but I'd rather shag your mother than eat COCO POPS!

It fits but there's something wrong. Can't quite place it.

DonkeyStyle \o/ · 21-05-2005 08:06PM

amp wrote:

It fits but there's something wrong. Can't quite place it.

Probably too many syllables... really f*cks up the cadence.

StupidLikeAFox · 21-05-2005 09:27PM

DonkeyStyle \o/ wrote:

Quite possibly the only advert that makes me laugh in my head, the really funny thing is though; I don't have a clue what the product is that they're trying to sell... could be home insurance for all I know, but my spidey senses tell me it's some kind of food.

"Hey Jane, you fancy a quick ...NIBBLE... after work?"
I wonder if that's really happened to someone, truth is stranger than fiction, or so they would have us believe.

I prefer the radio one that goes something like this:

*niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiibbbbbllllllllle*
David Attenborough Voice: The nibbles soon multiply etc etc
*nibble*nibble*
*nibble*nibble**nibble*nibble*
*nibble*nibble**nibble*nibble**nibble*nibble**nibble*nibble**nibble*nibble*
*nibble*nibble**nibble*nibble**nibble*nibble**nibble*nibble**nibble*nibble*

DONT TAKE CHANCES WHEN THE NIBBLES ARE AROUND!

funky penguin · 22-05-2005 10:53AM

I've got the pot noodle horn.

sprinkles · 22-05-2005 04:36PM

funky penguin wrote:

I've got the pot noodle horn.

Really because I just heard on the news that the Pot Noodle is looking for his horn back

Best to lay low for a while, cause the pot noodle can't look downwards.

amp · 22-05-2005 05:10PM

coco pops

We Were Losing In The Final of the Jungle World Cup...

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