We Were Losing In The Final of the Jungle World Cup...

PaddyofNine

Finish the song!

None of us can!

jesus_thats_gre

coco pops...

DonkeyStyle \o/

Brian! I didn't expect you back for ages!?
Well pal, with you not around the merger was going down the pan wasn't it?
Actually pal, it wasn't... I spoke to them yesterday, they're signing today.

What do I win?

billy the squid

DonkeyStyle \o/ wrote:

Brian! I didn't expect you back for ages!?
Well pal, with you not around the merger was going down the pan wasn't it?
Actually pal, it wasn't... I spoke to them yesterday, they're signing today.

What do I win?

a lifetime supply of oxygen.

DonkeyStyle \o/

billy the squid wrote:

a lifetime supply of oxygen.

Whos lifetime?

joe.

Yours. Note that there is not a lot of oxygen to be won

DonkeyStyle \o/

Is this pure oxygen by the way?
I wouldn't mind having it bottled so I can do that Dennis Hopper scene from Blue Velvet.

Kingsize

fukk that id rather have a bowl of choco krispies!

toiletduck

DonkeyStyle \o/ wrote:

Brian! I didn't expect you back for ages!?
Well pal, with you not around the merger was going down the pan wasn't it?
Actually pal, it wasn't... I spoke to them yesterday, they're signing today.

you forgot-

but your ill, how come?
Lemsip Max strength, its sorts the men from the boys

petes

that lemsip is a load of piss

joejoem

petes wrote:

that lemsip is a load of piss

hot steaming lemony piss....

Did you ever notice that if you eat sugar puffs your pee smells like sugar puffs?

clairey

We Were Losing In The Final of the Jungle World Cup...

when along came ??? and we bounced back up......

petes

joejoem wrote:

hot steaming lemony piss....

Did you ever notice that if you eat sugar puffs your pee smells like sugar puffs?

Havent noticed that now will have to buy some the weekend to test this. mmm sugar puffs havent had them in ages. i feckin hate lemsips but still drink them when im completely dosed(albeit with hot whiskeys ). theyd be better off as a placebo given by the doctor and then tell us there is something good in them.

funky penguin

Argh, sugar puffs are tiny aliens in disguise. Tiny sugary aliens with huge penis'.

DonkeyStyle \o/

It's my fault this thread got moved to Cuckoos Nest... should I be proud of myself?

amp

coco pops

funky penguin

The end

Sarky

Or is it??????????????????

NotMe

din din din

Sarky

Really? I though it was still lunchtime. Oh well. What's cooking?

funky penguin

Coco Pops, and those fake coco pop things you make with rice crispies and woderbar chocolate.

Tayshty.

Sarky

Can we fry them? Mmm, fried chocolate...

funky penguin

Slurp Slurp Slurp *_*

StupidLikeAFox

Dont take chances when the nibbles are around

DonkeyStyle \o/

ColHol wrote:

Dont take chances when the nibbles are around

Quite possibly the only advert that makes me laugh in my head, the really funny thing is though; I don't have a clue what the product is that they're trying to sell... could be home insurance for all I know, but my spidey senses tell me it's some kind of food.

"Hey Jane, you fancy a quick ...NIBBLE... after work?"
I wonder if that's really happened to someone, truth is stranger than fiction, or so they would have us believe.

amp

..but I'd rather shag your mother than eat COCO POPS!

It fits but there's something wrong. Can't quite place it.

DonkeyStyle \o/

amp wrote:

It fits but there's something wrong. Can't quite place it.

Probably too many syllables... really f*cks up the cadence.

StupidLikeAFox

DonkeyStyle \o/ wrote:

Quite possibly the only advert that makes me laugh in my head, the really funny thing is though; I don't have a clue what the product is that they're trying to sell... could be home insurance for all I know, but my spidey senses tell me it's some kind of food.

"Hey Jane, you fancy a quick ...NIBBLE... after work?"
I wonder if that's really happened to someone, truth is stranger than fiction, or so they would have us believe.

I prefer the radio one that goes something like this:

*niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiibbbbbllllllllle*
David Attenborough Voice: The nibbles soon multiply etc etc
*nibble*nibble*
*nibble*nibble**nibble*nibble*
*nibble*nibble**nibble*nibble**nibble*nibble**nibble*nibble**nibble*nibble*
*nibble*nibble**nibble*nibble**nibble*nibble**nibble*nibble**nibble*nibble*

DONT TAKE CHANCES WHEN THE NIBBLES ARE AROUND!

funky penguin

I've got the pot noodle horn.

sprinkles

funky penguin wrote:

I've got the pot noodle horn.

Really because I just heard on the news that the Pot Noodle is looking for his horn back

Best to lay low for a while, cause the pot noodle can't look downwards.

amp

coco pops

Giblet

When I got some bowls of some chocolatey stuff...

HAHA I WIN.

NotMe

Don't take chances when the nibbles are around!

Mwhahahahhaha .... FOWL

artvandelay

when the ref blew the whistle for the half time stop....

amp

It's the chocolate that makes the milk go brown. I like the way they usually emphasize this in order to reassure parents that their spawn are not in fact eating shit.

Jokes on them however.

This is to the best of my ability and won't be 100% perfect but its certainly close.

We were losing in the final of the Jungle World Cup,
So I filled the cup with Coco Pops right up to the top,
Looked what they could win when they saw the milk go chocolatey,
On the big screen,
You couldn't stop the gang, they were pouring in.

It ended with "There's only one <something> of Coco Pops" (sounded like "can" but I don't think it would have been that, lol)

"when the ref blew the whistle for the half time stop...."

This line was certainly in it, I think my one above was one of the edited ads and not the full length one.

funky penguin

was the missing word "bowl"?

What do I win? Respect? Please tell me its respect.

lol, it didn't sound like it

funky penguin

Kind! I think it was kind.....

funky penguin

funky penguin wrote:

Kind! I think it was kind.....

Could possibly be.

amp

coco pops

PaddyofNine

Karsini wrote:

This is to the best of my ability and won't be 100% perfect but its certainly close.

We were losing in the final of the Jungle World Cup,
So I filled the cup with Coco Pops right up to the top,
Looked what they could win when they saw the milk go chocolatey,
On the big screen,
You couldn't stop the gang, they were pouring in.

It ended with "There's only one <something> of Coco Pops" (sounded like "can" but I don't think it would have been that, lol)

"when the ref blew the whistle for the half time stop...."

This line was certainly in it, I think my one above was one of the edited ads and not the full length one.

Sounds close, but no tomato!

That it? Anyone provide any insight?

amp

Ah so it's you that made me start saying coco pops all the time.

I'd ban you but I like your nick. It's fun and pleasing to me.

Cocopops.