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Nest Award: Poster with the smallest willeh

  • 18-05-2005 01:40AM
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭


    *me gets tape measure and tweezers.*

    Who has the smallest willeh? 24 votes

    Funky Penguin
    0% 0 votes
    Simu
    45% 11 votes
    AlcoholicA
    54% 13 votes


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Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    Hey! Im on 100%. naughty.gif


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 29 SherriffBuck


    :rolleyes:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    hold on Funky what height are you?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    .........................................why? naughty.gif



    About 5'9


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    yeah funky's bout average!
    Taller guys have smaller ones than shorter guys...
    well in my experience....


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza



    About 5'9
    why is every one taller than me :( *pout*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    Cos me willy is so small. naughty.gif


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,730 ✭✭✭✭simu


    Vote for me! Vote for me! Mine's so small it's inside my aesophagus! It's minus sized!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    well funky isnt very tall so you never know he might be worthy!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    and jezz since your shorter the chances are your willy is quite large!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,730 ✭✭✭✭simu


    Yes! I'm in the lead!!!!!!!! Keep voting for me!!!!!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    What?!?!

    *me looks at poll with disgust and a strange arousing feeling.*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,263 ✭✭✭Caesar_Bojangle


    Le Rack wrote:
    Taller guys have smaller ones than shorter guys...
    well in my experience....


    I beg to differ. 085 BOJANGL


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    I beg to differ. 085 BOJANGL
    that really means nothing to me and I did say in my experience which isn't limited but isn't extensive either


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭Winters


    What size would be average?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    Here:

    *zip*

    *Plonk*

    Lets compare.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,263 ✭✭✭Caesar_Bojangle


    Winters wrote:
    What size would be average?


    About 3 inches


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,163 ✭✭✭✭danniemcq


    hey why am i not included in the poll i'm -3.5cm i know nothing to be proud of but still


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,446 ✭✭✭✭amp


    danniemcq wrote:
    hey why am i not included in the poll i'm -3.5cm i know nothing to be proud of but still

    -3.5? I think that qualifies as a vagina.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,163 ✭✭✭✭danniemcq


    thats what i though but the lack of breasts and the ability to pee standing up plus the hatred of shopping kinda makes you wonder


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    I'm taller than fp!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    Ya big freak!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    right Funky had a discussion in school bout peni sizes.
    first Bojangle average is about 5inches.
    I did say that the taller the smaller but it has been brought to my attention that thinner guys are much much bigger than guys who are well built.
    The tall short thing still plays a small part but not so much I think!
    Although of my three most recent exes
    No.1 was about 1/2 a cm! He was tall and well built.
    No.2 was big, I think, I didn't really intend to ever venture that far with him but he got a bit too excited every time we were together... But he was short and slightly chubby.
    No.3 HUGE, he claimed to be a 7, but I think he's definately more, He's not very tall bout 5ft8 ish I think but thinish.
    And the girls I had the discussion about this with have had similar experiences so I think its proof enough for the mo!
    If theres any more news on it I'll keep you posted!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    Ya big freak!
    Ya little freak!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    Touché.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    Stop toucheing me. SEXUAL HARRASMENT!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    The average is 5 inches, eh?

    That's nice.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    Shabadu wrote:
    Stop toucheing me. SEXUAL HARRASMENT!

    Ha! You wish! naughty.gif


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    You're damn right I wish! naughty.gif


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    Yaaaarrrrrgh! hae51.gif


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