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Nest Award: Poster with the smallest willeh

  • 18-05-2005 01:40AM
    #1
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭


    *me gets tape measure and tweezers.*

    Who has the smallest willeh? 24 votes

    Funky Penguin
    0% 0 votes
    Simu
    45% 11 votes
    AlcoholicA
    54% 13 votes


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  • #2
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    Hey! Im on 100%. naughty.gif


  • #3
    SherriffBuck
    Closed Accounts Posts: 29 ✭SherriffBuck


    :rolleyes:


  • #4
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    hold on Funky what height are you?


  • #5
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    .........................................why? naughty.gif



    About 5'9


  • #6
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    yeah funky's bout average!
    Taller guys have smaller ones than shorter guys...
    well in my experience....


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  • #7
    jezza
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    funky penguin wrote:

    About 5'9
    why is every one taller than me :( *pout*


  • #8
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    Cos me willy is so small. naughty.gif


  • #9
    simu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,730 ✭✭✭✭simu


    Vote for me! Vote for me! Mine's so small it's inside my aesophagus! It's minus sized!


  • #10
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    well funky isnt very tall so you never know he might be worthy!


  • #11
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    and jezz since your shorter the chances are your willy is quite large!


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  • #12
    simu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,730 ✭✭✭✭simu


    Yes! I'm in the lead!!!!!!!! Keep voting for me!!!!!!!


  • #13
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    What?!?!

    *me looks at poll with disgust and a strange arousing feeling.*


  • #14
    Caesar_Bojangle
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,263 ✭✭✭Caesar_Bojangle


    Le Rack wrote:
    Taller guys have smaller ones than shorter guys...
    well in my experience....


    I beg to differ. 085 BOJANGL


  • #15
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    Caesar_Bojangle wrote:
    I beg to differ. 085 BOJANGL
    that really means nothing to me and I did say in my experience which isn't limited but isn't extensive either


  • #16
    Winters
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,761 ✭✭✭✭Winters


    What size would be average?


  • #17
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    Here:

    *zip*

    *Plonk*

    Lets compare.


  • #18
    Caesar_Bojangle
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,263 ✭✭✭Caesar_Bojangle


    Winters wrote:
    What size would be average?


    About 3 inches


  • #19
    danniemcq
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,163 ✭✭✭✭danniemcq


    hey why am i not included in the poll i'm -3.5cm i know nothing to be proud of but still


  • #20
    amp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,446 ✭✭✭✭amp


    danniemcq wrote:
    hey why am i not included in the poll i'm -3.5cm i know nothing to be proud of but still

    -3.5? I think that qualifies as a vagina.


  • #21
    danniemcq
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,163 ✭✭✭✭danniemcq


    thats what i though but the lack of breasts and the ability to pee standing up plus the hatred of shopping kinda makes you wonder


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  • #22
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    I'm taller than fp!


  • #23
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    Ya big freak!


  • #24
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    right Funky had a discussion in school bout peni sizes.
    first Bojangle average is about 5inches.
    I did say that the taller the smaller but it has been brought to my attention that thinner guys are much much bigger than guys who are well built.
    The tall short thing still plays a small part but not so much I think!
    Although of my three most recent exes
    No.1 was about 1/2 a cm! He was tall and well built.
    No.2 was big, I think, I didn't really intend to ever venture that far with him but he got a bit too excited every time we were together... But he was short and slightly chubby.
    No.3 HUGE, he claimed to be a 7, but I think he's definately more, He's not very tall bout 5ft8 ish I think but thinish.
    And the girls I had the discussion about this with have had similar experiences so I think its proof enough for the mo!
    If theres any more news on it I'll keep you posted!


  • #25
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    funky penguin wrote:
    Ya big freak!
    Ya little freak!


  • #26
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    Touché.


  • #27
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    Stop toucheing me. SEXUAL HARRASMENT!


  • #28
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    The average is 5 inches, eh?

    That's nice.


  • #29
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    Shabadu wrote:
    Stop toucheing me. SEXUAL HARRASMENT!

    Ha! You wish! naughty.gif


  • #30
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    You're damn right I wish! naughty.gif


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  • #31
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    Yaaaarrrrrgh! hae51.gif


  • #32
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    stickpoke.gif


  • #33
    amp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,446 ✭✭✭✭amp


    I could cut the sexual tension in this thread with a chainsaw. That way we all have equal slices.

    AM I NOT A GENEROUS MODERATOR? AM I NOT WORTHY OF BEING A CONDUCTOR THROUGH WHICH THE LEADER PASSES UNDER THE WATCHFULL EYE OF THE
    BLESSED LIONEL RICHTEA? DO I NOT POST IN CAPS!?

    P.s don't get excited there fp, this ones a siren that will lead your ship unto rocky shores with spikes and no cake.


  • #34
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    cockblockedsad.gif

    But I do likes the cake.


  • #35
    NotMe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,287 ✭✭✭NotMe


    Can I've a bit?


  • #36
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    Sexual innuendo or cake?


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  • #37
    NotMe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,287 ✭✭✭NotMe


    Sexual cake?


  • #38
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    Sexual Cake InYOURendo.


  • #39
    amp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,446 ✭✭✭✭amp


    I think Chocolate Cake InYOURendo could possibly be used as a chat up line. Female posters, does this make you aroused?


  • #40
    Matthewthebig
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    i am not a female but yes.

    le rack its 5.5inches is the average


  • #41
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    amp wrote:
    I think Chocolate Cake InYOURendo could possibly be used as a chat up line. Female posters, does this make you aroused?
    /swooooon

    This thread make me happy

    smiley.jpg


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  • #42
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    Consider yereselves assimilated.

    borg_assimilation_faces.gif


  • #43
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    Heh heh heh. The dog is smiling, but it's not.


  • #44
    Chad ghostal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,958 ✭✭✭Chad ghostal


    Thats

    one

    hot

    dog







    A hot dog..

    :(


  • #45
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    bad bad bad bad pun!
    Back to the penis talk its fun!


  • #46
    Winters
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,761 ✭✭✭✭Winters


    I have a penis.


  • #47
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    It's winking at me!


  • #48
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Cut it off. That'll teach it.


  • #49
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    Hyuck hyuck hycuk...


  • #50
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    hehe!
    Oh Oh can I say it!!!!?????
    And The Winner Is........drumroll........SIMU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    applause applause applause


  • #51
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    What does she win, a penis?

    Is it a penis?

    Does she win a penis?

    I'll bet it's a penis...


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