Non Pc Material, Dont read if ur easily offended!

For all you culchies out there.
as you have trouble understanding what the Dubs are exactly saying, here is an amendment to your thesauruses!


>
>BRUCE AND JACKIES
>When you see a particularly attractive girl on a cold day
>"Look at the Bruce and Jackies on her". Referring to Bruce Lee and
>Jackie Chan - a right pair of hard nips.
>
>AEROPLANE BLONDE
>One who has bleached/dyed her hair but still has a 'black box'!
>
>BADLY PACKED KEBAB
>A vulgar (but still excellent) term for the female genitalia.
>
>BRITNEY SPEARS
>Modern Slang for 'beers'.
>e.g. "Couple of Britney's please Doreen".
>
>MUMBLER
>An attractive girl in tight shorts or jeans, etc.
>i.e. You can see the 'lips' moving but can't quite make out what
>they're saying
>
>BEER SCOOTER
>the ability to get home after a night out on the booze and not
>remember it.
>e.g.. "I don't even remember getting home last night, I must have
>caught the beer scooter".
>
>BUNNY-BOILER
>An unhinged and overly possessive woman. From the rabbit boiling
>scene in
>the film "Fatal Attraction".
>e.g. "I don't like the look of that aeroplane blonde-could be a
>bunny
>boiler".
>
>JOHNNY-NO-STARS
>A young man of substandard intelligence, the typical adolescent who
>works
>in
>a burger restaurant. The 'no-stars' comes from the badges displaying
>stars
>that staff at fast-food restaurants often wear to show their level of
>training.
>
>NELSON MANDELA
>Rhyming Slang for 'Stella' (the lager).
>
>ONE IN THE DEPARTURE LOUNGE
>The need to defecate imminently.
>
>PEARL HARBOUR
>Cold (weather).
>An example of it would be - "It's a bit Pearl Harbour out there!"
>Meaning - there's a nasty 'nip' in the air.
>
>SALAD DODGER
>An excellent phrase for an overweight person.
>
>SWAMP-DONKEY
>A deeply unattractive woman.
>
>TART FUEL
>Bottled Alcopops,
>e.g. Hooch, regularly consumed by young women.
>
>UP ON BLOCKS
>Menstruating. i.e. Out of action, a bit like a car in a garage.
>e.g. "I don't think I'll be in luck tonight lads, the missus is up on
>blocks".
>
>WALLACE AND GROMIT
>Rhyming Slang for 'vomit'.
>
>WYNONA RYDER
>Rhyming Slang for 'cider'.
>e.g. "Pint of Wynona, half a Nelson and a bottle of tart fuel please
>Doreen".