How to get a Girl out of the BED?

PH01 · 27-11-2004 04:06PM #1

Please help me! My babe is still in bed. It's after four in the afternoon and I haven't had breakfast, or LUNCH for that matter. I'm starving!!!

Please help me get this girl out of Bed! What should I do?

SantaHoe · 27-11-2004 04:18PM

Make your own bloody food, what are you, a helpless baby?
Bring her up breakfast in bed aswell ye lazy git.

Or just call someone you both know and bring the phone to her saying such-and-such wants to talk to you... that way you don't get the blame for annoying her out of bed and she can't be crabby because the person on the phone might hear

Works on me anyway.

Saruman · 27-11-2004 09:14PM

Is she still in bed??

Best way is to make sure there is so m uch light etc getting into the room that she cant sleep and get out yourself.. she may be waiting for you!

Piste · 27-11-2004 09:43PM

Make sure she's alive.

The_B_Man · 27-11-2004 09:51PM

get in beside her and try get some.
then 1 of 2 things will happen:
she'll say fuk off and you'll annoy her into gettin outta bed & she'll try to get away from u,
OR
she'll give you some, then afterwards will get outta bed to get food.
simple.

therecklessone · 28-11-2004 12:34AM

The_B_Man wrote:

get in beside her and try get some.

Variation 1:

Ride her, the wipe your lad in the curtains. That'll get her riled enough to exit scratcher right...

Variation 2:

Ride her, but call her by her sister's name mid-hump. She'll fairly move then.

Best of luck.

jesus_thats_gre · 28-11-2004 12:41AM

Roll her over a bit and jazz on the nice warm bit of the sheet.. The jazz goes cold fairly quick and then you will know if she will tolerate sleeping on the wet patch from now on..

gimmick · 28-11-2004 07:23PM

Get back into bed, let one rip, try not to follow through (though if u did, it may speed things up).

Either that, or just go back to bed yurself, look like you are about to have a nap, and then no doubt she will be up, to get you up in double quick time!

The_B_Man · 28-11-2004 08:22PM

never underestimate the trusty "Back O' The Hand"! a swift one of them and she'll be outta there in a flash! if it doesnt work then try it on her ass.

actually, the best way to get someone out of bed is to take the covers off them and throw them over the other side of the room. it worked on me through secondary school!

Chad ghostal · 14-05-2005 09:15PM

LOl@thread

Giblet · 14-05-2005 09:20PM

Take a dump on the bed.

Chad ghostal · 14-05-2005 09:22PM

But not on your head.

funky penguin · 14-05-2005 09:25PM

Poke her!!!!!!!!

Steveire · 12-06-2005 11:46AM

Is she still in bed? Did you get lunch? Breakfast? What did you do? Don't keep us in the lurch here...

jezza · 12-06-2005 12:09PM

They must be still asleep of ****in exacused!
No replies!
Dead i tell ya

funky penguin · 12-06-2005 12:55PM

funky penguin wrote:

Poke her!!!!!!!!

With a stick, of course.

Capt'n Midnight · 12-06-2005 02:03PM

How old is this babe, is she a female relative ?
Depending on the age you offer to take her to the Zoo.
Play loud music.
Threaten with a glass of ice cold water.
Get a feather.
Invite her friends around.
Pets may be a good idea - a friendly dog licking your face can do wonders to you level of conciousness.

Winters · 12-06-2005 03:27PM

How did you get her into bed in the first place. Thats the problem I usually have.

Ro: maaan! · 12-06-2005 03:31PM

Winters wrote:

How did you get her into bed in the first place. Thats the problem I usually have.

Surely if you just do the opposite of what you did to get her in the bed then she'll get out of the bed. Just a suggestion. And Winty, all you have to do then is to the opposite of the opposite...

Sparky · 12-06-2005 04:02PM

just fart, or pretend to get sick

funky penguin · 12-06-2005 04:12PM

I wonder if she's still there....

Probably smells a bit by now.

bounty_hunter · 14-06-2005 03:44PM

If he did any of the things that have been suggested here (aside from making her breakfast), she's murdered him. Mystery solved!

Chad ghostal · 14-06-2005 04:26PM

we should at least be allowed to sex up the corpse?
if noone else is using it?
can we...
pretty please?
with a cherry on top?

bounty_hunter · 14-06-2005 04:31PM

Ah, it'll be pretty manky by now.

I can arrange a fresh one for a small fee.

Chad ghostal · 14-06-2005 04:33PM

/inserts small fee

bounty_hunter · 14-06-2005 04:39PM

Ooh, very good

You win the prize.

Chad ghostal · 14-06-2005 04:52PM

WoOOHooOO o prizes..
my favorite 'zes'!!!!!

bounty_hunter · 14-06-2005 05:02PM

Hey, there's only one prize involved here! Don't get too excited.

Chad ghostal · 14-06-2005 05:03PM

WoOhOO Prize..
my favourite 'ze'..

bounty_hunter · 14-06-2005 05:05PM

What about sexze?

Chad ghostal · 14-06-2005 05:06PM

sexze's good.. but not as good as sexzeprize..

How to get a Girl out of the BED?

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