Superhints (Your indespensible guide to a better life)

chrismon · 19-04-2005 09:48PM

Kingsize wrote:

Fool Your Neighbors Into Thinking You Have A Pet Sealion By Turtle Waxing A Black Labrador & Training Him To Catch Fish In His Mouth While Sitting Down & Wearing Flippers

haha legend

abccormac · 19-04-2005 11:44PM

FELLAS. Stand outside an Ann Summers shop dressed in a security guard's uniform with a smoke detector in your pocket. When a fit bird walks out, simply press the smoke alarm test button and voila! A free grope!

Pighead · 03-05-2005 02:32PM

http://www.thestudentroom.co.uk/t103566.html

One last Superhint.Never plagiarize Pighead or he'll get you banned!
This cheeky English monkey copied my thread word for word and passed it off as his own
First they take our freedom and now it seems our neighbours are taking our threads.

bagocans · 03-05-2005 03:38PM

Pighead wrote:

To determine whether an egg is fresh, immerse it in a pan of cool, water. If it sinks, it is fresh - if it rises to the surface, throw it away.

Other way around, throw it out if it sinks. Well, it should sink but the air pocket at the tip will cause it to sit up in the water.

Trojan · 03-05-2005 03:43PM

Both wrong - it should sink if it's good, but the water should be brine (salt-water) - so add in some tablesalt.

pwd · 03-05-2005 04:26PM

just shake it. if it rattles, throw it at someone and run away.

Lump · 03-05-2005 04:34PM

I've a better Idea, keep your fúcking eggs in the fridge and don't use them past the use by date.

John

BaZmO* · 03-05-2005 04:37PM

Lump wrote:

I've a better Idea, keep your fúcking eggs in the fridge and don't use them past the use by date.

John

LOL.

I've never really understood that tip about the eggs. In fairness if you have to resort to floating eggs to decide if your eggs are ok to eat, it's probably not in your best interest to eat them.

And as John/Lump has quite eloquently put it, eggs nowadays have best before dates on them.

B.

CathalMc · 03-05-2005 05:45PM

I think that the little air bubble inside the egg gets bigger as chemical reactions inside it produce gas as it goes off. So if you put the egg in water, sometimes they will lie on their side at the bottom, this means it is very fresh. As the gas bubble gets bigger, the egg will be more and more "vertical" (as in almost balancing on its tip on the bottom" until eventually it will float. So from this, you have a bit of a guesstimate of how fresh the eggs are. The floating eggs aren't neccessarily bad either, just on the dodgey side of good so hence the common notion to dump them at that stage. The salt in the water will make the water denser so the egg will float at an earlier stage in the decay process. So the more paranoid you are, the more salt you add.

Disclaimer: I'm a terrible cook but damnit I know my pancakes!

*Angel* · 03-05-2005 07:44PM

CathalMc wrote:

Disclaimer: I'm a terrible cook but damnit I know my pancakes!

that's what matters.

Kernel · 04-05-2005 08:20AM

Pighead wrote:

http://www.thestudentroom.co.uk/t103566.html

One last Superhint.Never plagiarize Pighead or he'll get you banned!
This cheeky English monkey copied my thread word for word and passed it off as his own
First they take our freedom and now it seems our neighbours are taking our threads.

Jesus, has anyone seen this? It's a word for word copy of piggies original post. That's possibly the saddest thing I've ever seen... someone on that UK forum (who obviously posts/reads here) is so unimaginative and lacking in humour that they have to use someone else's post to try to gain a bit of popularity! I mean, it's not hard to find something to post about on a forum.

Saddest man ever, you know who you are!

Pighead · 12-05-2005 10:10PM

Superhint No.453:Off to your interview drugged up to the eyeballs after an excessive night on the town?
Afraid you might fail the drug test?
No Problem just use the- http://www.whizzinator.com/images/model1.jpg

Quote:
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Superhints would like to thank bazH for this fantastic Superhint

kjt · 12-05-2005 11:30PM

LMAO!!

Nice find

Superhints (Your indespensible guide to a better life)

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