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how would you do it...

  • 18-04-2005 01:19AM
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12


    so if worse came to worse, which would you choose

    Method of exit 27 votes

    Bleed out, blades are cheap these days
    0% 0 votes
    dope on a rope, i always wanted to swing
    7% 2 votes
    try an overdose, the drugs do work
    3% 1 vote
    freefall, everything looks so small from up here
    66% 18 votes
    chicken, i know that train will swerve
    18% 5 votes
    atari jaguar
    3% 1 vote


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  • Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 21,504 Mod ✭✭✭✭Agent Smith


    choose what?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,592 ✭✭✭Ro: maaan!


    Probably in the ass...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,287 ✭✭✭NotMe


    Ahh what an uplifting thread. :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,911 ✭✭✭Zombienosh


    I fail to find the humour here.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,039 ✭✭✭mad m


    Tastefull choice.I want up on poll,sitting in front of tft with boards.ie on screen till its exit time.Man what a way to go. :D

    Aghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh wel\sdlllllllllll///


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12 Pixie.


    AlcoholicA wrote:
    I fail to find the humour here.

    there is no humour in death


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,911 ✭✭✭Zombienosh


    Pixie. wrote:
    there is no humour in death
    Exactly.


    EDIT: Pixie, are you ok?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12 Pixie.


    AlcoholicA wrote:
    Exactly.


    EDIT: Pixie, are you ok?

    thought it would be an idea to have the means of exit chosen by boards elite, choose


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 23,363 Mod ✭✭✭✭feylya


    I normally exit through the door but some times, I use the window.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,440 ✭✭✭Dizzyblabla


    no.. don't like this thread either....


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  • Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 21,504 Mod ✭✭✭✭Agent Smith


    check your pm's pixie


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,397 ✭✭✭✭azezil


    I'd go with the blades, slow and painful, that way you're more likely to have an audiance! thus being the point of suicide no?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,730 ✭✭✭✭simu


    I would never do it. Life isn't that bad.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12 Pixie.


    azezil wrote:
    I'd go with the blades, slow and painful, that way you're more likely to have an audiance! thus being the point of suicide no?

    no is correct, the point is to go asleep and not awaken


  • Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 21,504 Mod ✭✭✭✭Agent Smith


    Suicide is for quiters, tbh


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 63 ✭✭Hash Boy


    Pixie. wrote:
    so if worse came to worse, which would you choose
    Bullet in the head, dipsh*t. One of the most obvious and it's not even listed. Why are some sad people STILL putting Atari Jaguar in their polls? Isn't that joke just beyond lame at this stage?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12 Pixie.


    Hash Boy wrote:
    Bullet in the head, dipsh*t. One of the most obvious and it's not even listed. Why are some sad people STILL putting Atari Jaguar in their polls? Isn't that joke just beyond lame at this stage?

    where can i buy a gun ? this is ireland not LA


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 229 ✭✭ExOffender


    Actually, you can get shotguns and so forth fairly easily. You need a licence though. I'd go for the drugs, as it's painless, and probably least unpleasant for the person who finds you. I'd also leave a long note explaining to all loved-ones in intimate detail how it was in no way their fault or responsibility. Not that it would have much effect. Suicide's never painless.
    (Edit)And BTW, could someone please explain this Atari Jaguar thing? I keep seeing it around.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,911 ✭✭✭Zombienosh


    Well if you ever consider killing yourself you should imagine yourself in the position of having someone real close to you kill themselves, You'll see it differently then, I know I do.



    Atari Jaguar , check the wiki boards thing, Its on there somewhere.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,523 ✭✭✭ApeXaviour


    Pixie. wrote:
    where can i buy a gun ? this is ireland not LA
    Get some help.

    Seriously.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,850 ✭✭✭condra


    I dont know where the law stands regarding advice on suicide- I presume Apes advice would be the most commonly reccommended to anyone considering suicide.
    Perhaps there is an Irish internet forum where people can discuss their feelings on life anonomously.

    Its an interesting question you asked, some people resort to some gruesome methods of ending their own lives, but I hope youre not really considering ending your own life.

    I am also wondering if it is because your life is at risk, if you may be terminally or painfully ill, or if you feel your life has gotten so bad youre finding it hard to carry on.

    Either way, Im sure there are people who you can talk to about it in confidance.

    Youre in my prayers.

    Best of luck.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,850 ✭✭✭condra


    just noticed the poll- its language is offensive and its tone belittles suicide. Wether you are considering suiside or not, this was an irresponsible and rather sick poll.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,510 ✭✭✭sprinkles


    Death by Atari Jaguar.... is there any other way?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,287 ✭✭✭NotMe


    sprinkles wrote:
    Death by Atari Jaguar.... is there any other way?
    Now that is funny. :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,257 ✭✭✭✭Rabies


    Should be a multi option poll.
    I would cut my wrists after I had a few hundred atri jaguar pills. Then jump from a high tree with a rope around my neck above a train track.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,478 ✭✭✭GoneShootin


    sprinkles wrote:
    Death by Atari Jaguar.... is there any other way?

    haha


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 775 ✭✭✭Evilution


    Pixie. wrote:
    there is no humour in death
    Unless a clown dies


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,382 ✭✭✭petes


    womoma wrote:
    just noticed the poll- its language is offensive and its tone belittles suicide. Wether you are considering suiside or not, this was an irresponsible and rather sick poll.

    wtf the tone belittles suicide. Suicide is a selfish act.Gob****e.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 63 ✭✭Hash Boy


    Pixie. wrote:
    where can i buy a gun ? this is ireland not LA

    Isn't this thread hypothetical? And besides, most farmers actually own shotguns, and if you were a bogger, a gun would probably be easier to get your hands on than the "drugs" for an overdose. Eat your words and take it back, schmuk.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,391 ✭✭✭arbeitsscheuer


    Hash Boy wrote:
    Isn't this thread hypothetical? And besides, most farmers actually own shotguns, and if you were a bogger, a gun would probably be easier to get your hands on than the "drugs" for an overdose. Eat your words and take it back, schmuk.

    I think it's pretty reasonable to assume the OP isn't a bogger. And why call the guy a schmuk? From the tone of his posts, he seems to be actually considering this. A little f**king sympathy would not go amiss.


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