how would you do it...

Pixie.

so if worse came to worse, which would you choose

Agent Smith

choose what?

Ro: maaan!

Probably in the ass...

NotMe

Ahh what an uplifting thread.

Zombienosh

I fail to find the humour here.

mad m

Tastefull choice.I want up on poll,sitting in front of tft with boards.ie on screen till its exit time.Man what a way to go.

Aghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh wel\sdlllllllllll///

Pixie.

AlcoholicA wrote:

I fail to find the humour here.

there is no humour in death

Zombienosh

Pixie. wrote:

there is no humour in death

Exactly.


EDIT: Pixie, are you ok?

Pixie.

AlcoholicA wrote:

Exactly.


EDIT: Pixie, are you ok?

thought it would be an idea to have the means of exit chosen by boards elite, choose

feylya

I normally exit through the door but some times, I use the window.

Dizzyblabla

no.. don't like this thread either....

Agent Smith

check your pm's pixie

azezil

I'd go with the blades, slow and painful, that way you're more likely to have an audiance! thus being the point of suicide no?

simu

I would never do it. Life isn't that bad.

Pixie.

azezil wrote:

I'd go with the blades, slow and painful, that way you're more likely to have an audiance! thus being the point of suicide no?

no is correct, the point is to go asleep and not awaken

Agent Smith

Suicide is for quiters, tbh

Hash Boy

Pixie. wrote:

so if worse came to worse, which would you choose

Bullet in the head, dipsh*t. One of the most obvious and it's not even listed. Why are some sad people STILL putting Atari Jaguar in their polls? Isn't that joke just beyond lame at this stage?

Pixie.

Hash Boy wrote:

Bullet in the head, dipsh*t. One of the most obvious and it's not even listed. Why are some sad people STILL putting Atari Jaguar in their polls? Isn't that joke just beyond lame at this stage?

where can i buy a gun ? this is ireland not LA

ExOffender

Actually, you can get shotguns and so forth fairly easily. You need a licence though. I'd go for the drugs, as it's painless, and probably least unpleasant for the person who finds you. I'd also leave a long note explaining to all loved-ones in intimate detail how it was in no way their fault or responsibility. Not that it would have much effect. Suicide's never painless.
(Edit)And BTW, could someone please explain this Atari Jaguar thing? I keep seeing it around.

Zombienosh

Well if you ever consider killing yourself you should imagine yourself in the position of having someone real close to you kill themselves, You'll see it differently then, I know I do.



Atari Jaguar , check the wiki boards thing, Its on there somewhere.

ApeXaviour

Pixie. wrote:

where can i buy a gun ? this is ireland not LA

Get some help.

Seriously.

condra

I dont know where the law stands regarding advice on suicide- I presume Apes advice would be the most commonly reccommended to anyone considering suicide.
Perhaps there is an Irish internet forum where people can discuss their feelings on life anonomously.

Its an interesting question you asked, some people resort to some gruesome methods of ending their own lives, but I hope youre not really considering ending your own life.

I am also wondering if it is because your life is at risk, if you may be terminally or painfully ill, or if you feel your life has gotten so bad youre finding it hard to carry on.

Either way, Im sure there are people who you can talk to about it in confidance.

Youre in my prayers.

Best of luck.

condra

just noticed the poll- its language is offensive and its tone belittles suicide. Wether you are considering suiside or not, this was an irresponsible and rather sick poll.

sprinkles

Death by Atari Jaguar.... is there any other way?

NotMe

sprinkles wrote:

Death by Atari Jaguar.... is there any other way?

Now that is funny.

Rabies

Should be a multi option poll.
I would cut my wrists after I had a few hundred atri jaguar pills. Then jump from a high tree with a rope around my neck above a train track.

GoneShootin

sprinkles wrote:

Death by Atari Jaguar.... is there any other way?

haha

Evilution

Pixie. wrote:

there is no humour in death

Unless a clown dies

petes

womoma wrote:

just noticed the poll- its language is offensive and its tone belittles suicide. Wether you are considering suiside or not, this was an irresponsible and rather sick poll.

wtf the tone belittles suicide. Suicide is a selfish act.Gob****e.

Hash Boy

Pixie. wrote:

where can i buy a gun ? this is ireland not LA

Isn't this thread hypothetical? And besides, most farmers actually own shotguns, and if you were a bogger, a gun would probably be easier to get your hands on than the "drugs" for an overdose. Eat your words and take it back, schmuk.

arbeitsscheuer

Hash Boy wrote:

Isn't this thread hypothetical? And besides, most farmers actually own shotguns, and if you were a bogger, a gun would probably be easier to get your hands on than the "drugs" for an overdose. Eat your words and take it back, schmuk.

I think it's pretty reasonable to assume the OP isn't a bogger. And why call the guy a schmuk? From the tone of his posts, he seems to be actually considering this. A little f**king sympathy would not go amiss.

LegacyUser

go see a counciler dude

jor el

Probably the cleanest and most efficient (and by that I mean it's guaranteed to work) way is drowning. Tie some bricks to yourself and jump in a river. However, it's quite often not a pretty sight for the person who finds you body after 2 weeks in the river.

Using drugs is probably not a very reliable method. A lot of drugs will make you violently ill and you end up puking them up. Quite often though you will have done serious damage to you spleen, liver or kidneys before this ensuring that you spend the rest of your life as a cripple. You may also suffer brain damage. This of course applies to drugs you ingest orally. An injected drug such as heroine may not make you sick. It might not kill you either and may leave you a vegetable afterwards.

Even gun suicide has a high rate of failure. A lot of people put the gun in their mouth which only ends up blowing out the back of your neck, leaving you paralysed.

In the end, suicide is a very selfish act. If you die then your family bear the burden of guilt and pain. If you survive, the family once again bear the burden of perhaps having to care for their now crippled/paralysed son or daughter.

Turner

I once had to cut sombody down who had hanged themselves. Not a nice experience at all and one I still think of regularly.

Not a laughing matter.

This thread should be nipped in the bud.

ApeXaviour

Hash Boy wrote:

Isn't this thread hypothetical?

Doesn't seem that way. If it was I wouldn't have a problem with it. It seems more like this person is looking for suggestions on how to top him/herself.

Dodgy..

Our man in Havana

Spare a thought for the poor train drivers who have to witness people jumping in front of their cab doing 100mph. Not a pretty site, esp for the firemen having to walk the track to pick up all the pieces.

Agreed a most selfish act.

seamus

I'm not the sensitivity police, but in the interests of family boardness, best to let this one die.