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I just killed my dog :(

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  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 96,452 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    abccormac wrote:
    best thread ever in the history of everything :D
    ain't it just the best doggone thread ...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 7,528 ✭✭✭Blisterman


    Yeah, get it freeze dried and stuffed


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,443 ✭✭✭✭jesus_thats_gre


    Or just tell your mot that you thought he dog was sleeping and he seems to have died in his sleep...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,152 ✭✭✭sound_wave


    I was messing about and had a stungun and decieded to give my dog a little blast of it and shocked him and it killed the ****er

    i read stungun as shotgun! :eek:

    if he's really dead just bury him and pretend he ran away or something, can always get a new dog.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 102 ✭✭JBoy


    Leave him in the middle of the road outside your house, one of your neighbours will hit it, leaving you blame free !!!

    Being a Tallaght scum bag you can then sue them !!!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,027 ✭✭✭alleepally


    Ooh ooh, there's a film in this

    "Weekend at Lenny's"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,036 ✭✭✭mad m


    This is getting Fcuked up,thought you stated it was your dog,now its your nephews.


  • Moderators, Music Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 9,391 Mod ✭✭✭✭Lenny


    No its my dog, but you know kids they think everything is theirs like
    He saw the dog as his like kids love playing with dogs the most so it may aswell kinda like be their dog


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,894 ✭✭✭Chinafoot


    man what a crock of shít! the only thing remotely amusing about this thread is the gullible posters that believe him.

    lying about something as sick as that.....you need help. as do the people who found animal cruelty funny.

    sad!

    edit: and if it is true.....i hope you are never allowed near another animal ever again.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,022 ✭✭✭✭Mimikyu


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,036 ✭✭✭mad m


    Just say you found it dead,and bring it too a vet and let them dispose of it.Or for sake of nephew bury it in back garden or something.And dump the stun gun incase you fire it at something else.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,707 ✭✭✭skywalker


    Shrimp wrote:
    brb.. just goin out to friends.. :D


    your aware this isnt msn yeah?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,817 ✭✭✭✭po0k


    You shower of gullible eejits.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,036 ✭✭✭mad m


    man what a crock of shít! the only thing remotely amusing about this thread is the gullible posters that believe him.

    lying about something as sick as that.....you need help. as do the people who found animal cruelty funny.

    sad!

    edit: and if it is true.....i hope you are never allowed near another animal ever again.


    You say gullible well we are assuming its true,but as you say if its a joke then i think our lenny is sick,especially since he tried to sell his sisters rampant rabbit.Its a pity you didnt fire the stun gun at that.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,097 ✭✭✭✭Tusky


    Shrimp wrote:
    brb.. just goin out to friends.. :D

    oh my dear god - You anoy me like no other. Why do you bother posting stuff like that ? twat.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,891 ✭✭✭StupidLikeAFox


    mad m wrote:
    You say gullible well we are assuming its true,but as you say if its a joke then i think our lenny is sick,especially since he tried to sell his sisters rampant rabbit.Its a pity you didnt fire the stun gun at that.
    Hmmm, imagine he killed the dog with his sisters rampant rabbit, now THAT would have been funny


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,036 ✭✭✭mad m


    ColHol wrote:
    Hmmm, imagine he killed the dog with his sisters rampant rabbit, now THAT would have been funny

    Haha god Col what a mind you have... :Di like it


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,022 ✭✭✭✭Mimikyu


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 658 ✭✭✭pontovic


    crazy angel and shrimp, you are both pricks !


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,894 ✭✭✭Chinafoot


    pontovic wrote:
    crazy angel and shrimp, you are both pricks !

    i second that.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 658 ✭✭✭pontovic


    and lenny i have no sympathy for you, only for the carers and owners of that poor dog, you cruel bastard ! i hope you are found out !


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,340 ✭✭✭Dr Bolouswki


    "You got any lime? I ainn't got no lime - now whadawe gonna do? I aint digging no hole - YOU'RE digging the hole... sick f*ck"

    "won't be the first hole I dug..."

    It was an accident - fake its death by placing it on the street - whad are they gonna do - an autopsy?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,645 ✭✭✭Shrimp


    Angel and Shrimp.. pricks? hmm..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,711 ✭✭✭Dr. Dre


    Only a suggestion, but ban the couple of twits who turned the thread into a spamfest. Clowns.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    Dr. Dre wrote:
    Only a suggestion, but ban the couple of twits who turned the thread into a spamfest. Clowns.

    who???


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,022 ✭✭✭✭Mimikyu


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 19,341 ✭✭✭✭Chucky the tree


    pontovic wrote:
    and lenny i have no sympathy for you, only for the carers and owners of that poor dog, you cruel bastard ! i hope you are found out !


    hes is the carer and owner, well i dunno about carer!

    think its his ma who likes it most though.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    I think its his ma who'll hate him most if she finds out! :eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,340 ✭✭✭Dr Bolouswki


    "this is great isn't it?"

    "Yeah"

    "........"

    "Is it that time already?"

    "Yeah"

    "........"

    "Hey shrimps a real prick isn't he"

    "Oh my God do you think that too! Great we're such good friends!"

    "........"

    "........"

    "Wish shrimp was here, then we could tell him he's a prick and have something to say"

    "yeah"


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 7,528 ✭✭✭Blisterman


    Well back to the dog. Did you use the stungun on aperson first or what?


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