I just killed my dog :(

Lenny

I was messing about and had a stungun and decieded to give my dog a little blast of it and shocked him and it killed the ****er
'ol one is gona hit the ****in roof
and hes a big dog too so where the **** do i dispose of him

I feel horrible the **** isn't breathing or anything, i just lifted him up and put him in the shed as if hes keeled over on his blanket
might put something heavy on him make it look like something fell on him and kiilled him

Kingp35

Lenny wrote:

I was messing about and had a stungun and decieded to give my dog a little blast of it and shocked him and it killed the ****er
'ol one is gona hit the ****in roof
and hes a big dog too so where the **** do i dispose of him

I feel horrible the **** isn't breathing or anything, i just lifted him up and put him in the shed as if hes keeled over on his blanket
might put something heavy on him make it look like something fell on him and kiilled him

WTF???

your nuts!!!!

Headshot

mate is it dead or just stuned maybe mouth to mouth [im not joking]

poor dog

i tell u hes evil, evil i say

kinkstr

Kingp35 wrote:

WTF???

Agrees 100%

Shrimp

Thats ****inh hilarious.. haha.. i'm just picturing you trying to make it seem like somethin else.. and not the stun gun.. :D

MrBigglesworth

You idiot. I suggest putting the stungun to your nuts so you can't have any kids who may grow up to be like you.

galactus

Lenny wrote:

I was messing about and had a stungun and decieded to give my dog a little blast of it and shocked him and it killed the ****er
'ol one is gona hit the ****in roof
and hes a big dog too so where the **** do i dispose of him

I feel horrible the **** isn't breathing or anything, i just lifted him up and put him in the shed as if hes keeled over on his blanket
might put something heavy on him make it look like something fell on him and kiilled him

You did, yeah.

crazy angel

im sorry that you lost your dog and all but................ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha lol lol lol lol lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Adam

thats some serious sh1t... your fooked! if you drive, put in in the boot, drive to somewhere quiet, take it out an leave it on the side of the road an when questioned say it ran away!

Adam

secondly, i demand photographic evidence!

crazy angel

.....................................ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Gilgamesh

Dude,

Stun Gun + Dog= VERY BAD IDEA!!!!
Stun Gun + your Balls= could save the world.

Why dontcha tell hwoever that the dog was chewing around on the gun, you tried to take it off him, and it went off MWHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!!!!!!


Nominating this guy for the Darwin Awards
http://www.darwinawards.com/

Sorry, but BWAHAHAHAAHAHAH!!!!!

mad m

Your a thick lenny.

But all that comes to my mind is that film "Something about Mary" and the scene with Matt Dillon where he is trying to shock dog back to life....

Just tell your mam the gun went off by accident and face the music....

Shrimp

YES YES YES.. Crazy angel your a LEGEND.. YOU FOUND THAT FUNNY :D:D:D Lol .. thats the girl I like :):) HAHAHAHAHA IT's funny alright

Gilgamesh

mad m wrote:

Your a thick lenny.

But all that comes to my mind is that film "Something about Mary" and the scene with Matt Dillon where he is trying to shock dog back to life....

.

I second on that

crazy angel

Shrimp wrote:

YES YES YES.. Crazy angel your a LEGEND.. YOU FOUND THAT FUNNY :D:D:D Lol .. thats the girl I like :):) HAHAHAHAHA IT's funny alright

ah thanx shrimp, virtual hug!

Xcom2

Sorry bout the dog but that's the best laugh I've had for ages!

X

*adele*

omg you cruel fúck!

Adam

Shrimp wrote:

YES YES YES.. Crazy angel your a LEGEND.. YOU FOUND THAT FUNNY :D:D:D Lol .. thats the girl I like :):) HAHAHAHAHA IT's funny alright

And i second on that!

Doper Than U

WTF?? Are you serious Lenny? You f**kin tool.... What sort of a**hole would want to do that to his dog anyway? How about you own up to your responsibilities and take him down to the vet to see if you can get him disposed of with a little more dignity than you yourself have... Oh and do us all a favour and don't ever get another animal in your life..

You feel horrible?? Boo F*ckin' Hoo

fade2black

You're all mad as a bag of spanners.

magick

hmm seems your not a very good dog owner how about you talk to these good folks? http://www.ispca.ie/

Healio

Get on to the local chinese they pay more if its less than a week dead.

Berger

Your dog is a wuss. 1 hit kill ehh? he's better off dead

Shrimp

haha.. it's true.. angles a LEGEND .. *Virtual HUG Back*

haha.. this is going in my sig

*adele*

thats just mean!the dog is lucky to be dead than living with a psycho like you!

crazy angel

what i want to no is where he got his stungun from...they sound like fun.......ha ha ha ha ha ha ha lol lol lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*adele*

yeah angel is such a legend

shelly04

Lenny wrote:

I was messing about and had a stungun and decieded to give my dog a little blast of it and shocked him and it killed the ****er
'ol one is gona hit the ****in roof
and hes a big dog too so where the **** do i dispose of him

I feel horrible the **** isn't breathing or anything, i just lifted him up and put him in the shed as if hes keeled over on his blanket
might put something heavy on him make it look like something fell on him and kiilled him

you rotten rotten a$$hole.
how could you do that to a dumb animal

animalfarm

Crazy angel i liked youe comment's but i can't understand them...you being a member of the dog family...shouldn't you be upset?

Adam

And the all watch in awe as angels social status soars for laughing at a dead dog.... If thats not a good way to the top then i dont know what is, but i also agree with your legendary status!

crazy angel

how can anyone not find that funny tho?

shelly04

Healio wrote:

Get on to the local chinese they pay more if its less than a week dead.

awh jayzus :eek:

*adele*

omg did you call her a dog?

Adam

crazy angel wrote:

how can anyone not find that funny tho?

I think we are a special select few... I dont claim to understand it, i just laugh

crazy angel

animalfarm wrote:

Crazy angel i liked youe comment's but i can't understand them...you being a member of the dog family...shouldn't you be upset?

woof woof!!!

*adele*

ha ha ha ha ha ha

crazy angel

fade_to_grey wrote:

I think we are a special select few... I dont claim to understand it, i just laugh

true!

Berger

It's a girl on the internet! oh wow wow wow wow wow i love you so much oh wow.

Adam

Berger wrote:

It's a girl on the internet! oh wow wow wow wow wow i love you so much oh wow.

Its a twat on the internet! oh wow wow wow wow i love you so much oh wow! Twat.

fade2black

There are no girls on the internet. Wake up.

crazy angel

apparantly im a dog on the internet

Shrimp

na.. that is funny, very funny..











but if it was in a film or somethin.. na i'm just sayin that to sound pc

JackKelly

hmmm.Either Very Funny. Or sick

Berger

pictures of dead dog please

crazy angel

TimAy wrote:

hmmm.Either Very Funny. Or sick

definately very funny, id pay to see something like that!

gandalf

Jaysus talk about everyone getting roped in by Lenny. I would wager this is a spoof and most of you have been hooked !!!

fade2black

You'd pay to see a dog getting stunned to death? hmmmm.....are you sure this is the forum for you?

fade2black

Lenny is the king of creating a huge thread.

abccormac

best thread ever in the history of everything

crazy angel

fade2black wrote:

You'd pay to see a dog getting stunned to death? hmmmm.....are you sure this is the forum for you?

yes i would!