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Funneh chat up lines!

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  • #62
    simu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,730 ✭✭✭✭simu


    elivsvonchiaing wrote:
    Jebus girls - help us out here ffs! These last posts are really dire (including my own)! Please kindly instruct us how to get in you're knickers :D

    Be pretty.

    Neway, here's one I came up with today for Cadbury fans:

    Hey there, wanna cream my eggs?


  • #63
    mobile04
    Closed Accounts Posts: 594 ✭✭✭mobile04


    had a right few giggles over the last week with these beautys .
    great stuff indeed
    the lines i took from here worked a treat heres proof......
    see attachment.


  • #64
    jolt
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15 ✭jolt


    Guy I know tells this story about being out on the pull in the seventies.

    Guy says : Will you give me a blow job
    Girl says : Whats a blow job
    Guy says : Get down there and talk to that thing


  • #65
    pedro_el_killio
    Closed Accounts Posts: 127 ✭✭pedro_el_killio


    hi my name is (INSERT NAME HERE).....and im not gay

    it has worked once before....its only good to use once i think


  • #66
    minnie_mouse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 96 ✭✭minnie_mouse


    Whats ur faverourite leetters in the alaphbet??

    mine is U and I.... :rolleyes:


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  • #67
    joejoem
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭joejoem


    hey I might not be the best looking guy in here, but Im the only one talking to you


  • #68
    Ruhan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 84 ✭✭Ruhan


    Ask a girl "have you ever sucked a d!ck you didn't like?".

    If she answers 'yes', she's a dirty c0cksucker, and will probably suck you anyway.
    If she answers 'no', she just really likes sucking d!ck, and will probably suck you anyway.


  • #69
    enda_4
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 101 ✭✭enda_4


    "are you familiar with the young fella in the purple poloneck?"


  • #70
    petes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,382 ✭✭✭petes


    Hows your belly for a lodger?


  • #71
    modular
    Closed Accounts Posts: 310 ✭✭modular


    http://alsongs.com/index.cfm?view=alsong&SongNumber=166


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  • #72
    elivsvonchiaing
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,575 ✭✭✭elivsvonchiaing


    enda_4 wrote:
    "are you familiar with the young fella in the purple poloneck?"
    Jebus! first one i'd never heard before! fair play!


  • #73
    enda_4
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 101 ✭✭enda_4


    Can ya play the skin whistle? :eek:
    What about the hairy banjo? ;)


  • #74
    Buttmunchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 133 ✭✭Buttmunchy


    "Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?" (Abit soppy)
    lemme think...


    1. I've forgotten my phone number, can I borrow yours?
    2. That's a smashing blouse you've got on.
    3. Your clothes look great, but they'd look better on my bedroom floor.
    4. As long as you've got my face, you'll never need a chair.

    Haha - credit goes to:
    http://www.juracid.demon.co.uk/mnuts/page45.html


  • #75
    spoon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 309 ✭✭spoon


    your hair smells nice, can i stand here?


  • #76
    Grizabella
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7 ✭Grizabella


    I heard that the most successful chat-up line is 'This time next year let's be laughing together'. I'd have to say it's a bit too sentimental for my liking.


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