Funneh chat up lines!

memphis · 06-01-2005 9:24pm #1

Ok folks, post up your really silly/funny chat up lines, and maybe mods can make a sticky outta it.

I'll get the ball rolling.....

GUY: Oh, hello there, tell me, how much does a polar bear weigh?

GIRL: I have no idea!

GUY: Neither do I, just thought I'd break the ice!

Rozabeez · 06-01-2005 9:31pm

Is that a ladder in your tights? or the stairway to heaven?

Sangre · 06-01-2005 9:35pm

memphis wrote:

Ok folks, post up your really silly/funny chat up lines, and maybe mods can make a sticky outta it.

I'll get the ball rolling.....

GUY: Oh, hello there, tell me, how much does a polar bear weigh?

GIRL: I have no idea!

GUY: Neither do I, just thought I'd break the ice!

'Neither do I but at least it broke the ice' makes more sense tbh.

'Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?'

Rozabeez · 06-01-2005 9:38pm

Nice legs, what time do they open?

memphis · 06-01-2005 9:42pm

GUY: Did it hurt?

GIRL: What?

GUY: When ya fell from Heaven!

StupidLikeAFox · 06-01-2005 10:01pm

Nice shoes, wanna ****?

Spalk0 · 07-01-2005 10:23am

" Well?......*looks down at crotch*.....Its not gonna suck itself!"

*lick finger and wipe on her sleeve* "Lets get you out of those wet clothes!"

-oRnein9- · 07-01-2005 3:30pm

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carrotcake · 07-01-2005 3:38pm

Sangre wrote:

'Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?'

classic!

Jabbathegut · 07-01-2005 5:13pm

Guy: Do you Wrestle?
Girl: No
Guy: Then lets see ya Box...

Maximilian · 07-01-2005 5:18pm

Best one I've heard in a long time:

"Do you want to go halves on a bastard?"

Ruhan · 07-01-2005 6:22pm

**** me if I'm wrong, but your name is Gertrude.

goin'_to_the_PS · 07-01-2005 9:26pm

guy: i take pictures for womens own mag and i'v been looking for a face like yours
girl: really, because i'm a plastic surgeon and i've been looking for a face like yours

Bubba · 07-01-2005 9:29pm

Guy: So.....yea you look pretty hot. Wanna f**k?

magick · 07-01-2005 10:50pm

"yes or no , either way im getting laid"

Raphael · 08-01-2005 12:49am

"You'll do"

superconor · 08-01-2005 1:20am

"Get In The Van!"

Shrimp · 08-01-2005 1:23am

"This is a chat up line"

simu · 08-01-2005 1:27am

Vil you be my human dildo? (in scary dominatrix voice)

Suaimhneach · 08-01-2005 1:36am

Did you fart?

Cuz you blow me away...

Shrimp · 08-01-2005 3:01am

Are you a broom, cos i've just been swept off my feet by you!

Ruhan · 08-01-2005 7:22am

Grab your coat, you've pulled.

Mimikyu · 08-01-2005 8:16pm

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Mimikyu · 08-01-2005 8:20pm

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Rozabeez · 08-01-2005 9:28pm

Raphael wrote:

"You'll do"

classy

Rozabeez · 08-01-2005 9:30pm

omg, some of these are just hillarious, sadly I'm familiar with a few of em.

Ro: maaan! · 08-01-2005 9:35pm

Solitaryman666 wrote:

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Quality!

Shrimp · 08-01-2005 10:44pm

"omg, some of these are just hillarious, sadly I'm familiar with a few of em"

Dont Flatter Yourself

old boy · 09-01-2005 1:10am

still they made me smile

*adele* · 09-01-2005 12:58pm

wow how do any of u ever get laid with those chat up lines

Rozabeez · 09-01-2005 3:46pm

Shrimp wrote:

"omg, some of these are just hillarious, sadly I'm familiar with a few of em"

Dont Flatter Yourself

hey idiot, I USE them. :eek: :eek:

Miles · 09-01-2005 3:54pm

You remind me of my Grandma except I haven't slept with you yet.

Crucifix · 09-01-2005 6:39pm

"I've lost my phone number can I have yours"

shelly04 · 09-01-2005 9:26pm

my love for you is like diaorriah, i just cant hold it in.

sorry when i saw you i fell and banged my head so ill need your number for the insurance

old boy · 09-01-2005 11:32pm

adele HOW DO I GET LAID pm me ill tell u

Squirrel · 10-01-2005 7:58pm

By the end of this ight I'm gonna stick my willy in your ear

JenLorigan · 10-01-2005 10:11pm

Raphael wrote:

"You'll do"

Nice.

That how you got Cat?

Jabbathegut · 10-01-2005 11:11pm

Your parents must be retarded because your special.

**sorry could resist

elivsvonchiaing · 10-01-2005 11:20pm

Ok so you've lost your virginity! I'm only really interested in the box it came in

mobile04 · 10-01-2005 11:27pm

heres 20 p ring you ma tell her you wont be home

or what way do you like your eggs done for breakfast

attached my wedding day.............

elivsvonchiaing · 10-01-2005 11:54pm

mobile04 wrote:

heres 20 p ring you ma tell her you wont be home

or what way do you like your eggs done for breakfast

attached my wedding day.............

So it's over then? <this is as sensitive and caring as I get> Wanna discuss it?

Eoin · 11-01-2005 10:53am

Guy: Do you Wrestle?
Girl: No
Guy: Then lets see ya Box...

quality stuff...

"you don't sweat much for a fat chick"

memphis · 11-01-2005 11:58am

Woo, quality stuff there, really didn't expect to get this many replies.

Maybe Mods, can stuicky this. Some are hilarious.

I love "here's 20p, call your ma and tell her ya won't be home" Classic that one!

The_Goose · 11-01-2005 2:17pm

My cousin came home from england during the summer got pissed, walked up to this rough out bird not even knowin her name and says "Mary, Get us a cup of tea"
He pulled

Another guy i know walked up to a girl and said "what did you think of the soccer match today"
He got a slap

memphis · 11-01-2005 4:06pm

I walked up to a girl in Nite Club once (was really really really REALLY drunk) and said "Give us a blow job, babe"..... oddly enough it worked... I pulled! But then she was pis$ed too.

shelly04 · 11-01-2005 6:32pm

memphis wrote:

"here's 20p, call your ma and tell her ya won't be home" Classic that one!

Which you can reply to with
heres a euro buy some breath freshner

stuey · 12-01-2005 12:23am

Eat This

evad_lhorg · 12-01-2005 12:39am

The_Goose wrote:

My cousin came home from england during the summer got pissed, walked up to this rough out bird not even knowin her name and says "Mary, Get us a cup of tea"
He pulled

f,uckin legend"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

elivsvonchiaing · 12-01-2005 12:47am

Just thought this up: When you spot a really locked chick - stare at her meaningfully when she stares back at you: a) menacingly b) non-chalantly c) wow I've never met identical twins before - appropriate responses are as follows:
a) Oh I'm sorry I was staring at you - "It's just that I saw you smile some minutes ago (has to be true though) - I just couldn't keep my eyes off you since - Huh I know I'm too ????? for you to forgive me". The clever man will have the correct answer to ?????!

b) <doesn't make any further eye contact- deliberately bumps into - enginereered to spill her drink on self> Jeez I feel terrible - no really what was that - engineered to move to state a)

c) 'Cmon love you don't want to stay here there are predators about - shure you can kip at my gaff!

Women of boards beware - while you are mainly puking right now - I can grow like a fungus on you

Either that or a year from now it'll be begging: give a little It'll help a lot

Miles · 12-01-2005 2:16am

"I'm not even drunk and I still think you're beautiful."

Tiriel · 12-01-2005 2:26am

ok.. how's about "wanna be buried with my people?"
or ..
I'm drunk and you're beautiful..but tomorrow I'll be sober..

Funneh chat up lines!

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