Red Dwarf trivia

Ro: maaan! · 06-01-2005 6:11am #1

...As seems to be the trend on the Star Trek / Stargate / Television boards.

Person who answers asks the next question. Don't make 'em too hard as there aren't many people posting here yet...

Q. What kind of wood is Lister's guitar made from?

Miles · 06-01-2005 6:53am

Not sure but it was an authentic copy of a Les Paul.

What do the perfectly preserved remains of a Quagaar warrior resemble?

:cool:

Ro: maaan! · 06-01-2005 12:07pm

It was camphor wood, but whatever...

I think it was a turkey, or a chicken or somesuch...?

Q. Name Lister's three best friends on Red Dwarf before the accident...

Miles · 06-01-2005 5:24pm

Try here:

Red Dwarf thread

steveland? · 06-01-2005 6:08pm

tut... amatures

It wasn't camphor wood

Rimmer's chest was made of camphor wood. When Lister burnt the part of the chest he pretended it was his guitar which is why Rimmer says it was made of camphor wood.

Q. What is Kryten's middle name

Miles · 06-01-2005 6:56pm

So what's it made out of then?

steveland? · 06-01-2005 7:02pm

Guitar material...

Ro: maaan! · 06-01-2005 8:10pm

SteveD wrote:

tut... amatures

It wasn't camphor wood

Rimmer's chest was made of camphor wood. When Lister burnt the part of the chest he pretended it was his guitar which is why Rimmer says it was made of camphor wood.

Yeah. You're right. I really should have known that. I must be slipping. I was just thinking of Rimmer saying "Your guitar was made from camphor wood". Though technically we don't know that it wasn't.

Kryten's middle name: 2X4B

My question about Lister's friends...

Miles · 06-01-2005 11:21pm

What was the name of the one girl Rimmer made love with?

:cool:

steveland? · 07-01-2005 12:05am

Miles: Yvonne McGruder

Ro:Maaaan: Chen and Selby and I can't think of the other one

Edit: Peterson! Thank you brain!

Miles · 07-01-2005 12:21am

Who stole Red Dwarf?

steveland? · 07-01-2005 12:26am

Nanites... jesus make them hard

Ro: maaan! · 07-01-2005 10:13pm

Alright I'll ask another so...

In "Back To Reality" what was Krytan's name?

steveland? · 08-01-2005 1:03am

Jake Bullet, Cybernautics

"that's traffic contrpol"

Miles · 08-01-2005 7:50pm

Well the original poster said to not make them too hard.

But lets see, try these:

What hit song was featured in the episode "Parallel Universe?"

What's in canister 1121?

What was referred to as "a small off-duty Czechoslovakian traffic warden?"

Ro: maaan! · 08-01-2005 8:25pm

Not sure what you mean by "hit song"... Tongue Tied is all that springs to mind.

Canister 1121... No idea. What episode?

Apple / Banana / Orange ...?

steveland? · 09-01-2005 4:20am

I assume you don'u mean the Ohm song? or si it some sing from the episode parallel universe?

was it the Quagaaars (three a's) in the canister?

A banana?

Damn alcahol!

/me goes off to watch parallel universe and camille

Miles · 09-01-2005 6:42pm

You all wanted harder questions.

Ro: maaan! · 09-01-2005 7:39pm

You didn't even give the answers!

Miles · 09-01-2005 11:53pm

Whats in Cannister 1121?

It's the remains of Kristine Kochanski.

What was referred to as "a small off-duty Czechoslovakian traffic warden?"

A man's beard.

Ro: maaan! · 10-01-2005 12:09am

What episode was that cannister thing in? Can't remember it at all.

Q. What was the name of the girl that Lister gave Rimmer the memory of as a birthday present?

steveland? · 10-01-2005 12:45am

Lisa... something...

Who originally played Kryten and went on to play Talkie Toaster?
Also what was Talkie Toaster's raison d'etre?

jonnybadd · 10-01-2005 12:53am

David Ross was it?

Who plays the father of listers gelf bride in polymoph?

steveland? · 10-01-2005 12:54am

Ainsley Harriot

Ro: maaan! · 10-01-2005 12:57am

Didn't know that. 'Twas Lisa Yeats. And "I toast therefore I am" I believe.

Q. Who was Rimmer's best friend as a child?

malico · 10-01-2005 1:04am

Rimmer's Best Friend as a child: Thickie Holden (went on to discover Stress Sheets)

Q: Where did Lister's bunk blanket come from in the first series

steveland? · 10-01-2005 1:06am

He was found in it under a pool table

What were the names of Listers sons (sorry can't think of a hard one) and who were they named after?

malico · 10-01-2005 1:10am

Jim, Bexley and Speed. After the London Zero G Roof Attack.

Q: What was the name of the restaurant where Camille and Kryten went on their date

Ro: maaan! · 10-01-2005 1:10am

Actually Rimmer's best friend was Porky Robbuck. Thickie just happened to be sleeping in the bed next to his in boarding school.

Jim and Bexly (sp?). Named after Jim Bexly Speed, Lister's favourite zero-g football palyer.

Edit: Bollox, too late.

Parrots.

malico · 10-01-2005 1:11am

SteveD wrote:

He was found in it under a pool table

What were the names of Listers sons (sorry can't think of a hard one) and who were they named after?

But where did the blanket come from origionaly (It says it on the side, seen in Episode 3 Season 1)

steveland? · 10-01-2005 1:11am

it was just jim and bexley... after jim bexley speed.

They had it at Parrots

malico · 10-01-2005 1:12am

Q: What was the only thing that could kill the curry monster?

Ro: maaan! · 10-01-2005 1:13am

Read my posts people!

steveland? · 10-01-2005 1:15am

Lager and goddamn it these answers are coming in fast!

Ro: maaan! · 10-01-2005 1:27am

What should not give you a double polaroider?

steveland? · 10-01-2005 4:34pm

An appliance catalogue

smoke.me.a.kipper · 10-01-2005 4:36pm

i believe thats correct. whos got the next q?

Ro: maaan! · 10-01-2005 4:38pm

Indeed it is correct. SteveD's question...

steveland? · 10-01-2005 10:07pm

Hmm....

What's the space corp directive that says one bunk per registered crew member in quarantine (now there's a hard one...)

Ro: maaan! · 10-01-2005 10:13pm

What number??? No one's gonna get that.

steveland? · 10-01-2005 10:30pm

Well I know it...

If anything this encourages you to go watch the episode

Ro: maaan! · 10-01-2005 10:42pm

I don't wanna have to watch a whole episode just to answer a question! Do you know it becuase you've recently seen the episode and took note, or do you know them all? Which is the one that says a hologram must give up his or her life to save a human's? (Without watching the episode...)

steveland? · 10-01-2005 10:45pm

Actually i watched it recently and decided to ask it on here.

And if you're a good enough fan you'll go and watch the episode

Ro: maaan! · 10-01-2005 10:48pm

Well tbh I would watch it, but I don't have it. Used to have them all on tape. Don't really know what happened to them. Only have the first 2 series left. Haven't yet built up the money or nerve to buy the DVD's. For most questions memory is sufficient. But I'll never get stuff like that. It's been years since I've seen some of the episodes...

steveland? · 10-01-2005 11:00pm

OK we'll leave that question open for now.

What was the name of the team Lister joined everyone up for while they were in prison and (I can't remember ALL of this next part, only half so some googling may be required) what did Rimmer claim it stood for?

Ro: maaan! · 10-01-2005 11:32pm

Canaries. And can't remember.

Ro: maaan! · 11-01-2005 5:23pm

bedlam wrote:

Convicts Army Nearly All Retarded In-bred Evil Sheep shaggers

Heh.

Anyone know what CLITORIS stood for in Pollymorph...?

steveland? · 11-01-2005 7:56pm

bedlam wrote:

Space Corps directive 597

Good Man!!!

Commitee for the liberation and intefration of terrifying organisms and their rehabilitation into society - CLITORIS

In series 8 the Cat claims the ability to play what instrument makes it easier to please Cat women in bed?

Ro: maaan! · 12-01-2005 9:39pm

Doesn't look like anyone's gonna get this. I know I haven't seen series 8 as much as the others. I assume it's the same for everyone. Leave it open? I'll ask another...

What's the name of the ship's psychiatrist?

steveland? · 13-01-2005 2:56pm

What did Kryten name his penis?

Kazujo · 15-01-2005 9:22am

steveland? wrote:

In series 8 the Cat claims the ability to play what instrument makes it easier to please Cat women in bed?

Is it piano?

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