Who is on your get-out clause

Nightwish · 06-01-2005 04:13PM #1

say your married/co-habiting with you partner in a long term relationship. then your fantsies come true. You get a chance to meet your idol, and when you do its amazing. He/she wants to fu*k you. So whaddya do? You have a get-clause where it states the one celebrity you get to shag, should an encounter ever occur! its a Complete fantasy i know
mine would be Ville Valo, the most beautiful man alive

Anaiyela · 06-01-2005 04:19PM

mines gotta be Joaquin Phoenix, the sexiest man alive! :rolleyes:

kinkstr · 06-01-2005 04:22PM

elisha cuthbert

Nightwish · 06-01-2005 04:24PM

kinkstr wrote:

elisha cuthbert

i didnt know who she was til i looked her up. nice body but i dont like blondes

BolBill · 06-01-2005 04:27PM

Nightwish wrote:

i didnt know who she was til i looked her up. nice body but i dont like blondes

Shes isn't blond (usually)

In response to the thread : Claire Forlani or Ashley Judd or Caroline Morahan.

MickFarr · 06-01-2005 04:36PM

I would have to put Angelina Jolie on mine!

hmmm sexy baby

kinkstr · 06-01-2005 04:39PM

BolBill wrote:

Shes isn't blond (usually)

In response to the thread : Claire Forlani or Ashley Judd or Caroline Morahan.

shes always been blonde!

monkeyfudge · 06-01-2005 04:42PM

Do fictional characters count?

Zira as played by Kim Hunter in Planet of the Apes
Ari as played by Helena Bonham Carter in Planet of the Apes Remake.

Oh... and Scarran War Minister Akhna from Farscape.

BolBill · 06-01-2005 04:48PM

kinkstr wrote:

shes always been blonde!

All over????

Chinafoot · 06-01-2005 04:51PM

Yep i'm with Anaiyela, has to be Joaquin Phoenix.
he is unbelievably sexy!

(harry connick jr comes in at a close second though)

kinkstr · 06-01-2005 04:51PM

well shes blonde in the 3 seasons of 24,"the girl next door" and all other pictures ive seen of her are blonde,i should know im practically stalking her!
claire forlani has to be in my get out clause aswell

WhiteWashMan · 06-01-2005 05:12PM

jamie oliver

at least id get decent poached eggs in the morning.

BolBill · 06-01-2005 05:16PM

WhiteWashMan wrote:

jamie oliver

at least id get decent poached eggs in the morning.

Yeah but you'd have to put up with him saying "pucker" and his tongue sticking to his mouth and there's fact that he's just a twat

Mrs.Babalady · 06-01-2005 05:17PM

Christ WWM , you've just reminded me of a filthy dream I had about Jamie Oliver the other night. He didn't stay to make brekkie tho!

On the topic in question, mine would have to be George Clooney, not very unique I know but even if the performance wasn't up to much just him looking at me in that certain way he does would probably be enough to do the trick !

Kêrmêttê · 06-01-2005 05:25PM

monkeyfudge wrote:

Do fictional characters count?

Zira as played by Kim Hunter in Planet of the Apes
Ari as played by Helena Bonham Carter in Planet of the Apes Remake.

Hmmm... serious monkey fettish there

I dunno who I'd pick myself... I've never had any interest in famous ppls

Dr. Loon · 06-01-2005 05:29PM

monkeyfudge wrote:

Do fictional characters count?

Zira as played by Kim Hunter in Planet of the Apes
Ari as played by Helena Bonham Carter in Planet of the Apes Remake.

Oh... and Scarran War Minister Akhna from Farscape.

There's something very wrong with you.
Mine would be the Devil.

ven0m · 06-01-2005 05:30PM

Kêrmêtt&#234 wrote:

I've never had any interest in famous ppls

Me either..... although, one of my previous ex's best friends.... phhwwwwooooaaarrrrr!!!!!!!!! Although, now I look way better & I seen her recently & she couldn't get over how I looked now & looked me over, maybe I get to try that one out now

::: ven0mous :::

TwoShedsJackson · 06-01-2005 05:32PM

Nicole Kidman.

Kingsize · 06-01-2005 05:34PM

its gotta be the "lovely debbie magee" Paul Daniel's beautiful assistant.

Admittedly she's not the best looking bird but id say she knows a few tricks.

( i'll get me coat)

Nightwish · 06-01-2005 05:36PM

that has to win as the weirdest!!! even stranger than the monkey fetish.

Ardent · 06-01-2005 05:37PM

Kelly Brook

Dempsey · 06-01-2005 05:38PM

Jennifer Lopez. I could tell her to fúck off afterwards:D

weemcd · 06-01-2005 06:00PM

Rachel Stevens

Third_Echelon · 06-01-2005 07:26PM

Kingsize wrote:

its gotta be the "lovely debbie magee" Paul Daniel's beautiful assistant.

Admittedly she's not the best looking bird but id say she knows a few tricks.

( i'll get me coat)

Im sure Mr.Daniels would have something to say about that seeing she's his wife

Id say my get out clause woman would have to be Clare Forlani... yum didy yum.. :eek:

mayordenis · 06-01-2005 07:35PM

Alyson hannigan

Quigs Snr · 06-01-2005 07:44PM

Natalie Portman

(Kirsten Dunst close second, with honorable mentions to Kelly Brook and Emanuelle Beart among others)

Sleepy · 06-01-2005 07:46PM

Kirsten Dunst or Natalie Portman... and any woman I'd marry would understand why I can't only have one!

Quigs Snr · 06-01-2005 07:47PM

Hey sleepy...SNAP!

Sleepy · 06-01-2005 07:48PM

/me doffs cap

obviously a man of good taste

Skellington · 06-01-2005 07:52PM

sophie ellis bexter...hmmm

or if she wasnt available then aimee lee...

Nightwish · 06-01-2005 08:00PM

Sophie ellis bextor is hideous. she's scary looking, whereas Amy Lee is my ideal chick if i was looking for one

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