Crazy people the pub last night

Joseph · 31-12-2004 05:52PM

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!

LOL

seamus · 31-12-2004 05:53PM

One night in 4 dame lane, a friend, on the spur of the moment, decided to tell two random foreign women (I hadn't even been talking to them, I was talking to someone else while he was talking to hem) that I was a porn director. Seriously. Their sudden interest* freaked me out a little, and seeing as I'm attached, I just laughed, told them he was messing, and quickly made my way to the bar.

* I don't know if the sudden interest was one of "How does that work then" or actual interest in me - I'll assume the former. My freaked-outedness actually came from the fact that I expected them to wince, call me a pervert and walk away. Instead they both raised and eyebrow, said "Really?" and edged a little closer.

Heineken · 31-12-2004 05:56PM

Fair play to the guy from the first post! It was classic

... but don't you think it's a bit losery that you have to lie about what you do to get a girl? You'll call her shallow, but the truth of the matter is:

You only want to get with her cause she's hot
She only wants to get with you cause she thinks you're loaded.

It works both ways.

Doodee · 31-12-2004 05:57PM

I've told people that i've gone to band camp

Doodee · 31-12-2004 05:59PM

koneko wrote:

People aren't this funny in real life...
I'm not believing it

I beg to differ!

DapperGent · 31-12-2004 06:07PM

Some Broad wrote:

Yes children, continue to cheer on the fictitious misogynist fool...

You think everyone is a misogynist. Dames like you should learn to behave themselves or they'll never find a husband.

Also kudos to the original poster, it's great story. I think I got it in an email five years ago.

Lump · 31-12-2004 06:08PM

I don't care if it's true or not.... it's still funny.

John

Farls · 31-12-2004 08:08PM

Haha, deadly story. I like the thinking behind all women left in the pub now know he earns 60k a year and is into non skangers. I can't decide wheather he's really smart or thick

Friend of mine told a girl one night i was Sean Quinn's son (one of richest men in Ireland) she came straight over to me and started talkin away and i hadn't a clue till i seen my friend laughin his ass off. Thing is if i had to of played it off it would of probably worked. :cool:

Heard a lad tellin a lassy one night he was at Uni and studying "cockology" your one asked him, "how do you find that?" he answered with "it sucks" and somehow kept a serious face, your one had no idea he was prickin about.

Farlz

therecklessone · 01-01-2005 01:44AM

Doodee wrote:

I've told people that i've gone to band camp

I've told people I see dead people...

DEmeant0r · 01-01-2005 01:47AM

Farls wrote:

Haha, deadly story. I like the thinking behind all women left in the pub now know he earns 60k a year and is into non skangers. I can't decide wheather he's really smart or thick

Friend of mine told a girl one night i was Sean Quinn's son (one of richest men in Ireland) she came straight over to me and started talkin away and i hadn't a clue till i seen my friend laughin his ass off. Thing is if i had to of played it off it would of probably worked. :cool:

Heard a lad tellin a lassy one night he was at Uni and studying "cockology" your one asked him, "how do you find that?" he answered with "it sucks" and somehow kept a serious face, your one had no idea he was prickin about.

Farlz

ROFL. Cockology, that chick must've been wasted the ditzy type to believe that.

Rozabeez · 01-01-2005 03:34AM

That's brilliant

Empatia · 01-01-2005 06:52AM

Well I dont know if its true or not tbh, I just copied and pasted it from an email I got.

Anyway only reason I posted it cause it was worth a laugh.

And to that psycho jackdaniels who called me a misogynist (yeah i had to look it up so what :P )

Calm down take a chill pill, I dont hate women you wierdo, do you have some sort of paranoia problem? haha

the smiley one · 01-01-2005 07:56PM

Doodee wrote:

I've told people that i've gone to band camp

Brilliant

*takes notes*

Caesar_Bojangle · 02-01-2005 01:37AM

koneko wrote:

People aren't this funny in real life...
I'm not believing it

I have to disagree with you. I have come across some quite funny characters in my time who have been in some very bizarre situations, or done something incredibly unbelievably that its just so inconceivable no one would believe it unless they were there. I have one friend that no matter where he goes the most unlikely thing you could possibly think of will happen to him.

combs · 02-01-2005 09:22PM

No, life is not like how it's being depicted in this thread; that is, like some vaguely funny British sit-com.

jonny68 · 02-01-2005 10:04PM

Keyzer wrote:

F**ckin brilliant, I knew it was coming but I laughed anyroads...
A mate of mine used to tell birds he had the most ridiculous jobs i.e olympic skier etc. It worked until he told a nurse one night that he was a doctor.

quality.........

Tusky · 02-01-2005 10:16PM

Minesajackdaniels wrote:

No, sorry, I don't believe you, if this had ACTUALLY HAPPENED, she'd have offered to f*ck you right there on the spot in an effort to get to your money.

You're obviously lying about having a life.

a/s/l baby ?

The Sweeper · 04-01-2005 02:51PM

Empatia wrote:

Well I dont know if its true or not tbh, I just copied and pasted it from an email I got.

Anyway only reason I posted it cause it was worth a laugh.

And to that psycho jackdaniels who called me a misogynist (yeah i had to look it up so what :P )

Calm down take a chill pill, I dont hate women you wierdo, do you have some sort of paranoia problem? haha

I wasn't calling you a misogynist. I was referring to the bloke in your story. Hence my use of 'fictitious'.

Fool. Now where are my chill pills...

OLDYELLAR · 04-01-2005 03:01PM

ahahaha thats brilliant!

Crazy people the pub last night

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