Crazy people the pub last night

Empatia · 31-12-2004 07:36AM #1

Right so, I was in one of my locals last night with a few friends just out for a few quiet drinks. The pub in question is kind of known as the "pulling pub", where you get mostly people aged 20-30 on the pull. So anyway me and my friends are sitting at table just chatting away when on the table next to us where there is just a guy and a girl, the guy stands up on the table and shouts "can i have everyones attention please", straight away i looked at the girl to see if she knew what the hell was going on and she looked puzzled as hell. So for some reason the DJ gives way and he shuts off the music, the guy says thanks, clears his throat and goes.

Folks heres a warning for you, you see this great looking girl im sitting with, well ive been chatting away to her for the past hour and she just asked me how much I earn, I told her 60k a year and she said that our 'relationship' could go somewhere. Basically, shes a gold digging bitch and Id just like to warn you all.

He then looks down at her and just says "HA!"

The place absoloutely errupted in laughter at the girl.

I admit I felt a tad sorry for the embarresment she must have felt, but at the same time I felt she got her just deserts for being so shallow.

And allthough its a pretty blunt method for exposing people like this, I very much doubt shes gonna go looking there again, or any other slap ers like her haha

Canis Lupus · 31-12-2004 09:56AM

ha

eth0_ · 31-12-2004 09:58AM

hahhahah fantastic

parasite · 31-12-2004 10:03AM

the man is a genius

Sharza- · 31-12-2004 10:06AM

misogynists!

only joking, haha fair play to the lad!

SantaHoe · 31-12-2004 10:09AM

Nice one.
Though he could have just shagged her, then told her the next morning that he's really unemployed.

*Note to self: Always lie about income and score gold diggers.

therecklessone · 31-12-2004 10:41AM

SantaHoe wrote:

Nice one.
Though he could have just shagged her, then told her the next morning that he's really unemployed.

*Note to self: Always lie about income and score gold diggers.

And wiped his mickey in the curtains for good measure.

Spalk0 · 31-12-2004 10:43AM

SantaHoe wrote:

Nice one.
Though he could have just shagged her, then told her the next morning that he's really unemployed.

*Note to self: Always lie about income and score gold diggers.

He could have and should have, he should have thought more about it before announcing it!

Nice one though, if a tad cruel!

Keyzer · 31-12-2004 10:48AM

Nice one.
Though he could have just shagged her, then told her the next morning that he's really unemployed.

therecklessone wrote:

And wiped his mickey in the curtains for good measure.

F**ckin brilliant, I knew it was coming but I laughed anyroads...
A mate of mine used to tell birds he had the most ridiculous jobs i.e olympic skier etc. It worked until he told a nurse one night that he was a doctor.

okidoki987 · 31-12-2004 11:26AM

As stated already
He should have shagged her and then told her to get lost.
OR
Was he telling the pub so that all the girls knew he earned 60K a year?

The Sweeper · 31-12-2004 11:27AM

Dear Santa:

This year I'd like the troll fairy to bring me a believeable story.

Cheersthxbye.

Hobbes · 31-12-2004 11:33AM

Keyzer wrote:

F**ckin brilliant, I knew it was coming but I laughed anyroads...
A mate of mine used to tell birds he had the most ridiculous jobs i.e olympic skier etc. It worked until he told a nurse one night that he was a doctor.

Its amazing how many people fall for that sh!t though. At a bar in canada my cousins were telling people they were talking to I was a record producer from Ireland but I was incommunicado and I kept getting people coming up to me and asking me questions about the music industry. I had no fricken clue what was going on until afterwards.

D!ve^Bomb! · 31-12-2004 11:37AM

That is just ****ing brilliant... how soon after that did she leave?

karlh · 31-12-2004 12:02PM

60K!!!!!! you get his number?

JackKelly · 31-12-2004 01:08PM

lol, what a class act. He must of got a good few pints after that.

segadreamcast · 31-12-2004 01:30PM

"He should've shagged her first"

Nooo! Then she wouldn't have been publicly humiliated! She was a tart - do you think she'd care if she was shagged and dumped? Not at all. His method was much more satisfying!

Well done to him!

The Sweeper · 31-12-2004 01:40PM

Yes children, continue to cheer on the fictitious misogynist fool...

Hey - maybe she earned 100K and wanted to make sure he wasn't going to rip her off?

No no, you're right, what a tart...

Jesus you people are thick.

koneko · 31-12-2004 01:41PM

People aren't this funny in real life...
I'm not believing it

ionapaul · 31-12-2004 01:44PM

Keyzer wrote:

F**ckin brilliant, I knew it was coming but I laughed anyroads...
A mate of mine used to tell birds he had the most ridiculous jobs i.e olympic skier etc. It worked until he told a nurse one night that he was a doctor.

Funnily enough, I was out in Doyles in town about a month ago, a young one started chatting to me, twas towards the end of the night and myself and the friends were have a laugh, so I told your one that I was a 'Surgeon / Stockbroker' (yes, surgeon slash stockbroker). She replied 'really? I'm a nurse - what hospital are you in?' without realising that I was only messing.

The Sweeper · 31-12-2004 01:46PM

ionapaul wrote:

Funnily enough, I was out in Doyles in town about a month ago, a young one started chatting to me, twas towards the end of the night and myself and the friends were have a laugh, so I told your one that I was a 'Surgeon / Stockbroker' (yes, surgeon slash stockbroker). She replied 'really? I'm a nurse - what hospital are you in?' without realising that I was only messing.

No, sorry, I don't believe you, if this had ACTUALLY HAPPENED, she'd have offered to f*ck you right there on the spot in an effort to get to your money.

You're obviously lying about having a life.

Snaga · 31-12-2004 01:51PM

I think your lying about you believing that hes lying*

*note : May be a lie

Hobbes · 31-12-2004 01:52PM

Lol

Blub2k4 · 31-12-2004 01:56PM

Minesajackdaniels wrote:

No, sorry, I don't believe you, if this had ACTUALLY HAPPENED, she'd have offered to f*ck you right there on the spot in an effort to get to your money.

You're obviously lying about having a life.

Consider yourself disbelieved!!

ionapaul · 31-12-2004 01:58PM

Since it was after 2, I think alcohol was the culprit on her part.

You are half right though...I don't have a life

MojoMaker · 31-12-2004 02:23PM

By the way it was written the original poster's fantasy is obviously (a) earn 60k some day and (b) denounce a good looking woman in public.

Hmm, what can we learn from that children?

It completely and utterly didn't happen.

SantaHoe · 31-12-2004 02:24PM

Minesajackdaniels wrote:

Hey - maybe she earned 100K and wanted to make sure he wasn't going to rip her off?

OOORrrrrr... maybe she worked for the government and was covertly gathering information about his income as part of an ongoing investigation into tax dodgers.
Or maybe it just innocently popped up in conversation... what an ignorant bastard, she's better off without him.
Shame on all of you.

Caesar_Bojangle · 31-12-2004 03:06PM

therecklessone wrote:

And wiped his mickey in the curtains for good measure.

this seems to be the boards.ie way.

Flukey · 31-12-2004 03:40PM

Well he could have shagged her and come in tonight and said it, adding "..and she is not that good in bed.":)

Milkman Dan · 31-12-2004 03:46PM

i've told people that i'm:

an Oil Rig Worker (on leave for two weeks)
a Guide Dog Trainer
a fireman
Brendan o'carroll's secretary...

just for fun like.....

digitalninja · 31-12-2004 04:30PM

haha
minesajackdaniels obviously empathises with this chick, nice nick.

ionapaul · 31-12-2004 05:39PM

Milkman Dan wrote:

i've told people that i'm:

an Oil Rig Worker (on leave for two weeks)
a Guide Dog Trainer
a fireman
Brendan o'carroll's secretary...

just for fun like.....

All I know, the more outrageous the lie, the more fun you can have with it.

Crazy people the pub last night

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