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spunkymunky · 17-12-2004 04:47PM #1

What the strangest thing you woke up with after a "scenes missing" night? (Not a person)

For me it was a kettle, toaster and most other kitchen utensils.

monkeyfudge · 17-12-2004 04:52PM

A Féz.

It's possible I assaulted a blind organ grinder while drunk on absinthe...

It's a very nice Féz... it has stars and moons on it just like the one on the Shopkeeper from Mr. Benn.

Spalk0 · 17-12-2004 04:53PM

Well i woke with a bike wheel taped to my hands and at least 15 precisionly placed pringle and fosters cans on me!

17-12-2004 04:53PM

Half a kebab.
On my face.
I hate the 18th March

skywalker · 17-12-2004 05:15PM

Half a face.
On my kebab.

aidan_walsh · 17-12-2004 05:17PM

spunkymunky wrote:

For me it was a kettle, toaster and most other kitchen utensils.

Thats what happens when you wake up in the kitchen sink, I guess...

spunkymunky · 17-12-2004 05:28PM

Or when someone put a kitchen sink in ur bed...

dahamsta · 17-12-2004 06:00PM

Hairline fracture in my nose and blood on my tshirt. Buddy rang me and asked how my nose was, I said, "How the hell did you know about that?"

Drunk people and stoned people should really stay away from each other.

adam

monkeyfudge · 17-12-2004 06:19PM

Inanimate Object?

I heard Pat Kenny's wife once woke up with Pat Kenny next to her...

Skellington · 17-12-2004 07:20PM

monkeyfudge wrote:

It's a very nice Féz... it has stars and moons on it just like the one on the Shopkeeper from Mr. Benn.

brilliant... ya wanna sell it?

i woke up with a santa wind chime wrapped around my arm once... i kept waking up from the noise but never noticed the thing until next morning. i just thought i was imagining the noise.

Sarky · 17-12-2004 08:08PM

A lemon, with "Geebo watches you" written on it. If you were familiar with who this Geebo is, you'd be disturbed too...

Lump · 17-12-2004 08:12PM

Hmmm I've never woken up with anything in my bed

John

Slutmonkey57b · 18-12-2004 03:18AM

That's because you have 5,000 posts since 1999.

monkeyfudge: classic!

Lump · 18-12-2004 03:20AM

Luckily I'm not as sad as some of the people on here. I could have a lot more posts...

John

monkeyfudge · 18-12-2004 04:42AM

Lump wrote:

Luckily I'm not as sad as some of the people on here. I could have a lot more posts...

John

Yes.

And I could have alot more STDs.

Must try harder....

Lafortezza · 18-12-2004 11:20AM

A concrete encrusted traffic cone. There was another 4 traffic cones in the living room but I'm not a slut.

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar · 18-12-2004 03:34PM

Slutmonkey57b wrote:

That's because you have 5,000 posts since 1999.

monkeyfudge: classic!

rofl

woosaysdan · 18-12-2004 03:38PM

i once woke up with a garden tree in my room, apparently we thought it would be great fun to rob it on the way home from the pub!!!

Squall · 18-12-2004 08:08PM

woosaysdan wrote:

i once woke up with a garden tree in my room, apparently we thought it would be great fun to rob it on the way home from the pub!!!

A metal Yield right of way sign

Badly Drunk Boy · 18-12-2004 08:25PM

I woke up once with a bodhrán beater thingy.

Turns out it was for crushing herbs or summat....

2 Espressi · 18-12-2004 08:59PM

Shoes on various occasions, a floorbrush once...

casso · 18-12-2004 09:05PM

I once woke up with a 2x4 around two feet long wich was part of teh bar I was at that night.

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