Bad Santas (2004 Stories)

Ray Darcy had some good stuff on the radio yesterday about our very own Bad Santas

1. Dublin Zoo got a rather young and rather thin Northsider with no padding and set up Santas Grotto with himself as Santa, he coulda done an elf it seems.. It appears that the Southsiders and the Mulchies could not understand Santa at all when he spoke and thats after quewewewueing up to 4 hours to get in there. Complaints aplenty to Ray.

2. Some city centre store hired a skanger who robbed mammys purse out of her handbag while the child was telling the wishlist. Some sprog spotted him and told mammy. When security /guards checked him he had 20 purses already that day.

Any more Bad Santa (2004) stories out there?

M