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Guess which one?

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  • #122
    [Deleted User]
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    The bodies ARE human, aren't they?


  • #123
    monkeyfudge
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,216 ✭✭✭✭monkeyfudge


    PH01 wrote:
    They're aliens and they need light to survive?
    Nope. They were all human and they were all alive before he went to bed.


  • #124
    [Deleted User]
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    AAHHH!!!! Dunno


  • #125
    PH01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,120 ✭✭✭PH01


    monkeyfudge wrote:
    Nope. They were all human and they were all alive before he went to bed.
    Instead of switching off the light, he flicked the power switch by mistake. Therefore killing everyone on the life support machines?


  • #126
    Spalk0
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,197 ✭✭✭Spalk0


    His building was bombed and he woke unhurt? :confused:


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  • #127
    monkeyfudge
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,216 ✭✭✭✭monkeyfudge


    PH01 wrote:
    Instead of switching off the light, he flicked the power switch by mistake. Therefore killing everyone on the life support machines?
    No. He definitely switched off the light.

    There were no life support machines.. but nice try...


  • #128
    monkeyfudge
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,216 ✭✭✭✭monkeyfudge


    Trigger! wrote:
    His building was bombed and he woke unhurt? :confused:
    Nope... no bombs..

    You better all try and figure this one out fast as I'll be heading off soon and I'd hate to keep you hanging...


  • #129
    Sherifu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,727 ✭✭✭✭Sherifu


    He's still dreaming?


  • #130
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 12,761 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    monkeyfudge wrote:
    You better all try and figure this one out fast as I'll be heading off soon and I'd hate to keep you hanging...

    Ithink you're going to have to
    A) tell us
    B) give us more info
    OR
    C) TELL US!!!!


  • #131
    sprinkles
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,510 ✭✭✭sprinkles


    Modified wrote:
    secret? should be ".........are given it"?

    Sorry but the answer is promise.


    Was busy "working", cheek of them making me "work". Huh!


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  • #132
    monkeyfudge
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,216 ✭✭✭✭monkeyfudge


    Papa Smut wrote:
    Ithink you're going to have to
    A) tell us
    B) give us more info
    OR
    C) TELL US!!!!
    The light is alot more important than you think...


  • #133
    steveland?
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,842 ✭✭✭steveland?


    We give up... Just tell us


  • #134
    monkeyfudge
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,216 ✭✭✭✭monkeyfudge


    In what job would it be a really bad idea to turn off the light?


  • #135
    [Deleted User]
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    Duh it just hit me. He works in a lighthouse...


  • #136
    [Deleted User]
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    correct?


  • #137
    monkeyfudge
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,216 ✭✭✭✭monkeyfudge


    Papa Smut wrote:
    Duh it just hit me. He works in a lighthouse...
    Yes..... and????


  • #138
    PH01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,120 ✭✭✭PH01


    monkeyfudge wrote:
    The light is alot more important than you think...
    It's landing lights for an airport. Airplane crashes during the night. DEAD BODIES!


  • #139
    Spalk0
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,197 ✭✭✭Spalk0


    Papa Smut wrote:
    Duh it just hit me. He works in a lighthouse...

    I think your onto it there!


  • #140
    steveland?
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,842 ✭✭✭steveland?


    He works and sleeps in a control tower in the airport and the lights going out means the planes that are landing can't see the runway (like Die Hard 2)


  • #141
    monkeyfudge
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,216 ✭✭✭✭monkeyfudge


    PH01 wrote:
    It's landing lights for an airport. Airplane crashes during the night. DEAD BODIES!
    That's pretty good too... but he wouldn't live at the airport and surely someone else would be working there...


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  • #142
    steveland?
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,842 ✭✭✭steveland?


    PH01 wrote:
    It's landing lights for an airport. Airplane crashes during the night. DEAD BODIES!
    Damn you!!!


  • #143
    [Deleted User]
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    and... he turned the light off...?


  • #144
    steveland?
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,842 ✭✭✭steveland?


    Maybe he's just a moron...


  • #145
    PH01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,120 ✭✭✭PH01


    monkeyfudge wrote:
    That's pretty good too... but he wouldn't live at the airport and surely someone else would be working there...
    Did you not see Die Hard 2? The janitor lived at the airport.

    And lighthouses are automatic these days, so there!


  • #146
    meepmeep
    Closed Accounts Posts: 374 ✭✭meepmeep


    So he lives in a lighthouse, turns off the light, a boat crashes.......load of dead bodies?


  • #147
    monkeyfudge
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,216 ✭✭✭✭monkeyfudge


    okay.. I give in... I'm hungry and want to go home for my dinner...

    Yes, he works in a lighthouse and he turns the light off.. a ship crashes on the rocks and when he wakes up the next morning there are dead bodies everywhere.

    Well done Papa Smut!

    I'll leave you all with this:

    One day a man received a parcel in the post. Carefully packed inside was a human arm. He examined it, repacked it and then sent it on to another man. The second man also carefully examined the arm before taking it to the woods and burying it. Why did they do this?


  • #148
    steveland?
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,842 ✭✭✭steveland?


    ..they're... arms dealers?


  • #149
    PH01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,120 ✭✭✭PH01


    monkeyfudge wrote:
    okay.. I give in... I'm hungry and want to go home for my dinner...

    Yes, he works in a lighthouse and he turns the light off.. a ship crashes on the rocks and when he wakes up the next morning there are dead bodies everywhere.

    Well done Papa Smut!

    I'll leave you all with this:

    One day a man received a parcel in the post. Carefully packed inside was a human arm. He examined it, repacked it and then sent it on to another man. The second man also carefully examined the arm before taking it to the woods and burying it. Why did they do this?


    No you don't. It's Papa's turn. You can run along home!


  • #150
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 12,761 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    monkeyfudge wrote:
    okay.. I give in... I'm hungry and want to go home for my dinner...

    Yes, he works in a lighthouse and he turns the light off.. a ship crashes on the rocks and when he wakes up the next morning there are dead bodies everywhere.

    Well done Papa Smut!

    I'll leave you all with this:

    One day a man received a parcel in the post. Carefully packed inside was a human arm. He examined it, repacked it and then sent it on to another man. The second man also carefully examined the arm before taking it to the woods and burying it. Why did they do this?

    Ok now lets get back to easy ones now that monkeyfudge is gone!

    Whats is fluffy that boxers are frightened off?


    Monkeyfudge we'll get back to you tomorrow :)


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  • #151
    monkeyfudge
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,216 ✭✭✭✭monkeyfudge


    haha.. okay... fair enough!

    toodlepip


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