Guess which one?

monkeyfudge · 08-12-2004 01:12PM

A man goes into a restaurant and orders the albatross. He takes one bite out of it and then goes outside the restaurant and kills himself.

Why did he do it?

I can answer questions... but I can only answer yes or no...

wee_lady · 08-12-2004 01:22PM

The man, his wife, and a second man were in a ship that was wrecked on a desert island. The man's wife died in the wreck. When there was no food left, the second man brought what he said was an albatross but was really part of the dead wife. Later they were rescued, and at some point, the first man decides to order albatross at a restaurant. It tastes nothing like what he was told was albatross on the island, which makes him realize he really ate his wife. Unable to cope with the realization, he kills himself.

wee_lady · 08-12-2004 01:24PM

A man and his wife raced through the streets. They stopped, and the husband got out of the car. When he came back, his wife was dead, and there was a stranger in the car....

PH01 · 08-12-2004 01:29PM

wee_lady wrote:

A man and his wife raced through the streets. They stopped, and the husband got out of the car. When he came back, his wife was dead, and there was a stranger in the car....

That's awful. When did this happen?

wee_lady · 08-12-2004 01:30PM

wouldnt be too sure now, but at the stranger was a nice person!

monkeyfudge · 08-12-2004 01:31PM

wee_lady wrote:

The man, his wife, and a second man were in a ship that was wrecked on a desert island. The man's wife died in the wreck. When there was no food left, the second man brought what he said was an albatross but was really part of the dead wife. Later they were rescued, and at some point, the first man decides to order albatross at a restaurant. It tastes nothing like what he was told was albatross on the island, which makes him realize he really ate his wife. Unable to cope with the realization, he kills himself.

I really should have said if anyone knows the full answer not to say anything... it's only fun if you have to guess it...

sprinkles · 08-12-2004 01:38PM

monkeyfudge wrote:

A man goes into a restaurant and orders the albatross. He takes one bite out of it and then goes outside the restaurant and kills himself.

Why did he do it?

I can answer questions... but I can only answer yes or no...

maybe he was going to commit suicide anywas because he was in a dead end job where his boss "John" kept forgetting his name and giving him the sh*ttiest jobs to do and his wife left him and his kids think he's a loser and he lives in a crappy apartment infested with roaches and rats above a chineese take away beside a train station and the noise of the trains at night keeps him awake and he hasn't slept in nearly 8 months since his wife left with the nighbour, and the last thing he wanted to do before he killed himself was taste an albatross???

I'm right aint I!

penguinbloke · 08-12-2004 01:50PM

A man and his wife raced through the streets. They stopped, and the husband got out of the car. When he came back, his wife was dead, and there was a stranger in the car

A man and his pregnant wife(with complications apparently) rushing to the hospital he goes in to get a doctor.The stranger was his new born baby

wee_lady · 08-12-2004 02:24PM

Sorry monkeyfudge, u should have specified!!!

and penguinbloke ur spot on!

decbuck · 08-12-2004 02:30PM

What goes up a pipe when its down but won't go down a pipe when it up

Blisterman · 08-12-2004 02:35PM

An umbrella.

Linoge · 08-12-2004 03:18PM

decbuck wrote:

What goes up a pipe when its down but won't go down a pipe when it up

An umbrella.

Blisterman didn't post another one so heres one for you.

Two sheep in an open field.

One is facing north ↑ and the other sheep is facing south ↓ yet they can still see each other. How is that possible?

Sherifu · 08-12-2004 03:21PM

Linoge wrote:

An umbrella.

Blisterman didn't post another one so heres one for you.

Two sheep in an open field. One is facing north ↑ and the other sheep is facing south ↓ yet they can still see each other. How is that possible?

Thyere standing nose to nose?
-><- (pretend these are the sheep

)

Linoge · 08-12-2004 03:28PM

Modified wrote:

-><- (pretend these are the sheep )

OK
0->
//
00

Correct btw.

Sherifu · 08-12-2004 03:39PM

Once you say it you break it.
What is it?

radiospan · 08-12-2004 03:45PM

Modified wrote:

Once you say it you break it.
What is it?

Silence of course!

Sherifu · 08-12-2004 03:47PM

plazzTT wrote:

Silence of course!

Indeed, your turn.

radiospan · 08-12-2004 03:50PM

If there are 5 apples and you take away 3, how many do you have?

08-12-2004 03:51PM

plazzTT wrote:

If there are 5 apples and you take away 3, how many do you have?

3!

sprinkles · 08-12-2004 04:02PM

Not my turn but wtf

You can't keep this until you have given it.

PH01 · 08-12-2004 04:05PM

plazzTT wrote:

If there are 5 apples and you take away 3, how many do you have?

ahhhhh, 2?

radiospan · 08-12-2004 04:06PM

Papa Smut wrote:

3!

Yes! Your go.

Sherifu · 08-12-2004 04:07PM

sprinkles wrote:

Not my turn but wtf

You can't keep this until you have given it.

secret? should be ".........are given it"?

EKRIUQ · 08-12-2004 04:11PM

wee_lady wrote:

The man, his wife, and a second man were in a ship that was wrecked on a desert island. The man's wife died in the wreck. When there was no food left, the second man brought what he said was an albatross but was really part of the dead wife. Later they were rescued, and at some point, the first man decides to order albatross at a restaurant. It tastes nothing like what he was told was albatross on the island, which makes him realize he really ate his wife. Unable to cope with the realization, he kills himself.

Is that really a true story :eek:

08-12-2004 04:15PM

plazzTT wrote:

Yes! Your go.

Yay! Romeo & Juliet are found dead surrounded by water and glass litters the floor around them. The person that discovers them instantly knows what happens. do you?

Feel free to ask questions. ANY questions

Sherifu · 08-12-2004 04:17PM

Papa Smut wrote:

Yay! Romeo & Juliet are found dead surrounded by water and glass litters the floor around them. The person that discovers them instantly knows what happens. do you?

Feel free to ask questions. ANY questions

Were they working on an oil rig?
fall from a crane on rig?
crash through the glass skylight of canteen on rig?

PH01 · 08-12-2004 04:21PM

Papa Smut wrote:

Yay! Romeo & Juliet are found dead surrounded by water and glass litters the floor around them. The person that discovers them instantly knows what happens. do you?

Feel free to ask questions. ANY questions

Wild guess: the person watched the play?

08-12-2004 04:24PM

Modified wrote:

Were they working on an oil rig?
fall from a crane on rig?
crash through the glass skylight of canteen on rig?

No oil rig...

Wild guess: the person watched the play?
Didn't happen in a theatre

monkeyfudge · 08-12-2004 04:25PM

Papa Smut wrote:

Yay! Romeo & Juliet are found dead surrounded by water and glass litters the floor around them. The person that discovers them instantly knows what happens. do you?

Feel free to ask questions. ANY questions

Snow globe figurines... they're snow globe figurines!

08-12-2004 04:26PM

monkeyfudge wrote:

Snow globe figurines... they're snow globe figurines!

So close... But no.
Figurines in snow globes are rarely alive...

Guess which one?

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