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  • #32
    Pompey Magnus
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    Four fingers and a thumb, but flesh and blood I have none. What am I?


  • #33
    sprinkles
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    glove?


  • #34
    Pompey Magnus
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    damn you were quick, correct.


  • #35
    sprinkles
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    Thanks!

    Has a mouth and does not speak,
    Has a bed and does not sleep.
    What is it?


  • #36
    Sherifu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,727 ✭✭✭✭Sherifu


    a river


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  • #37
    Pompey Magnus
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    a river


  • #38
    Sherifu
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    What is greater than God, more evil than the devil
    The poor have it and the rich want it
    If you eat it you will die


  • #39
    woosaysdan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,093 ✭✭✭woosaysdan


    envy?


  • #40
    Sherifu
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    woosaysdan wrote:
    envy?
    nope


  • #41
    sprinkles
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    Not the only fast one here it seems.

    Answer: nothing

    What is full of holes and holds water?


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  • #42
    Sherifu
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    sponge


  • #43
    Sherifu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,727 ✭✭✭✭Sherifu


    what gets bigger the more you take away


  • #44
    sprinkles
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    excellent. You go


  • #45
    PH01
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    Modified wrote:
    What is greater than God, more evil than the devil
    The poor have it and the rich want it
    If you eat it you will die
    I can think of nothing?


  • #46
    sprinkles
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    A hole.

    Loving this.

    What do you fill with empty hands?


  • #47
    PH01
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    Modified wrote:
    what gets bigger the more you take away
    a hole


  • #48
    PH01
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    sprinkles wrote:
    A hole.

    Loving this.

    What do you fill with empty hands?
    gloves


  • #49
    PH01
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    If a polar bear sitting with its back to the South Pole, what direction is he facing?


  • #50
    Sherifu
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    PH01 wrote:
    If a polar bear sitting with its back to the South Pole, what direction is he facing?
    Polar bears live at north pole


  • #51
    Spalk0
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    PH01 wrote:
    If a polar bear sitting with its back to the South Pole, what direction is he facing?

    South?....since he is at the north pole everywhere he looks really is south right!


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  • #52
    PH01
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    Modified wrote:
    Polar bears live at north pole
    Wrong!
    This particular Polar Bear was on holidays at the South Pole because the ice sheet had melted up north, which was where he was facing while he had his back to the south pole.
    But let's not be picky. Your go.


  • #53
    Sherifu
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    ok nxt q:
    Do penguins live north or south pole?


  • #54
    penguinbloke
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    the emperor penguin usually lives in the south pole but recently went on holiday to avoid the sudden influx of polar bears due to the melting ice sheets up north


  • #55
    sprinkles
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    penguinbloke wrote:
    the emperor penguin usually lives in the south pole but recently went on holiday to avoid the sudden influx of polar bears due to the melting ice sheets up north

    LOL :D


  • #56
    woosaysdan
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    south pole!!! who comes once a year and leaves surprses for kids?


  • #57
    PH01
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    penguinbloke wrote:
    the emperor penguin usually lives in the south pole but recently went on holiday to avoid the sudden influx of polar bears due to the melting ice sheets up north
    That's the spirit!:D


  • #58
    sprinkles
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    woosaysdan wrote:
    south pole!!! who comes once a year and leaves surprses for kids?


    Michael jackson?

    Santa?


  • #59
    Sherifu
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    sprinkles wrote:
    Michael jackson?
    rofl. id rep ya if i could


  • #60
    sprinkles
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    Modified wrote:
    rofl. id rep ya if i could

    Just knowing that you liked the post is enough for me. ;)


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  • #61
    woosaysdan
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    sprinkles wrote:
    Michael jackson?

    Santa?
    yeap your turn*


















    * the answer was in fact mj


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