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Ron Jeremy wants to make porn in Ireland

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  • #32
    impr0v
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,647 ✭✭✭impr0v


    RobertFoster wrote:
    what? a fiddler in the corner ;)

    Aran jumpers have to feature somewhere, that's a given.


  • #33
    harney
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,215 ✭✭✭harney


    We could always tap into the Midget sex market by hiring a few lepricans. I sence a pot of gold or two being made in the US market them.


  • #34
    pickarooney
    Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 36,395 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    OLDYELLAR wrote:
    i think itd be a laugh going in it , dont think id havr the body for a porno though :D

    Have you seen Ron Jeremy?


  • #35
    OLDYELLAR
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,223 ✭✭✭OLDYELLAR


    no i never even heard of the guy , why?


  • #36
    Sir Digby Chicken Caesar
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 23,554 ✭✭✭✭Sir Digby Chicken Caesar


    umm..

    google oldyellar :)

    he's.. .not the most aesthetically pleasing male on the planet, but apparently he's hung like a well hung horse


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  • #37
    Havelock
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,446 ✭✭✭Havelock


    Picture of Ron

    http://secure.avn.com/imagearchive/07/70/93/77093ronbday_lead.jpg


  • #38
    OLDYELLAR
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,223 ✭✭✭OLDYELLAR


    aw jesus lads hes dog ugly , flips sake na count me out i wouldnt o near him with someone elses barge pole ,state , !jesus what kinda person goina be pleasured seeing him nakey with nipples thatd cut glass up in the burren or somewhere , ah tis strange lads strange


  • #39
    sam_hain
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 95 ✭✭sam_hain


    Yeah he is fat and hairy, he isn't as hung as a horse as most porn stars but I heard that he can control his orgasm making it 'better' for the actress involved, cuz well everyone knows that most of that shagging that goes on is fake. Think about it people, there is a lot of close ups of the face in them there movies. As for the porn being made in Ireland, does anyone know excatly what the laws are for making porn movies here? And if not where would you find out? Im not really into asking the local Garda on the street :p


  • #40
    Sir Digby Chicken Caesar
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 23,554 ✭✭✭✭Sir Digby Chicken Caesar


    i think most men would watch the porno for the women.. he's just something of an icon

    rofl, brilliant pic


  • #41
    OLDYELLAR
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,223 ✭✭✭OLDYELLAR


    serious people thik hes cool or something>? the state of him , id vomit if he came(parden the pun) anywhere near me!


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  • #42
    Sir Digby Chicken Caesar
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 23,554 ✭✭✭✭Sir Digby Chicken Caesar


    you just don't *get* porn do you yellar? :)

    btw, ever been goatsed?


  • #43
    mike65
    Closed Accounts Posts: 88,968 ✭✭✭✭mike65


    Mordeth wrote:
    i think most men would watch the porno for the women.. he's just something of an icon

    I suspect you're right

    Mike.


  • #44
    Sir Digby Chicken Caesar
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 23,554 ✭✭✭✭Sir Digby Chicken Caesar


    o.0

    MUM?????


  • #45
    OLDYELLAR
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,223 ✭✭✭OLDYELLAR


    id probably get it if yer man was worth looking at, im shocked at how mank he is to be honest


  • #46
    Sir Digby Chicken Caesar
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 23,554 ✭✭✭✭Sir Digby Chicken Caesar


    well that's kinda the point

    he's such a god awful looking man and he's made a great name for himself in porno

    gives us all hope


  • #47
    OLDYELLAR
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,223 ✭✭✭OLDYELLAR


    whats goatsed?


  • #48
    Sir Digby Chicken Caesar
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 23,554 ✭✭✭✭Sir Digby Chicken Caesar


    oh man..

    ...

    i.. must... resist...


  • #49
    OLDYELLAR
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,223 ✭✭✭OLDYELLAR


    no gwan tell me i wanna try it out 2nite im off work tomorrow so its grand.are u busy?


  • #50
    MrPinK
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,502 ✭✭✭MrPinK


    Wow. I never thought I'd actually see someone ask to be goatsed


  • #51
    OLDYELLAR
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,223 ✭✭✭OLDYELLAR


    okey me got ur pm and it turns out im very busy am washing my hair tonight , is dat you in the picture mordeth?heh i feel like i know you inside out already


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  • #52
    Sir Digby Chicken Caesar
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 23,554 ✭✭✭✭Sir Digby Chicken Caesar


    hehe, no it ain't me

    actually goatse guy died this year I think

    *moment of silence*


  • #53
    OLDYELLAR
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,223 ✭✭✭OLDYELLAR


    oh i thought it was you :)


  • #54
    Havelock
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,446 ✭✭✭Havelock


    Oh Mordeth, you sick sick man.

    Oldyellar, come on out back. /me loads my rifle


  • #55
    MrPinK
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,502 ✭✭✭MrPinK


    Off topic I know, but seeing that goatse came up did anyone see last months cover of time magazine? I pissed myself laughing when I saw in the shops. The likeliness can't just be coincedencial.

    http://www.time.com/time/magazine/archive/covers/0,16641,1101040920,00.html


  • #56
    OLDYELLAR
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,223 ✭✭✭OLDYELLAR


    bouhou i cant help being a nieve innocent sort o gurly , i didnt know it could gon that wide :o


  • #57
    Sir Digby Chicken Caesar
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 23,554 ✭✭✭✭Sir Digby Chicken Caesar


    OLDYELLAR wrote:
    oh i thought it was you :)

    ...

    I don't like you anymore..


  • #58
    Boro
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,560 ✭✭✭Boro


    Isnt RJ nearly 50 now? The ol viagra might make his heart burst - just another work related accident statistic!

    Seriously i would love to be in a porno. Im dont think i have the abs for it but hell I dont care if anyone watches it, this is for me :D


  • #59
    OLDYELLAR
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,223 ✭✭✭OLDYELLAR


    aww i was joking mordeth , u like me again now?laura sorry :(


  • #60
    Sir Digby Chicken Caesar
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 23,554 ✭✭✭✭Sir Digby Chicken Caesar


    fine then...I guess I can forgive you..

    just let it be known i don't go around showing pics of my ass to people on the internet


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  • #61
    OLDYELLAR
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,223 ✭✭✭OLDYELLAR


    ok thats all sorted so , ha just gave me a great idea for a boards porn , imagine that , be some laugh :)]


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