Do you believe He will come back?

koneko · 11-10-2004 08:26PM

He Who?
So to answer your question, no.

embee · 11-10-2004 09:01PM

Do you believe He will come back?

Where's He gone? Is He on his holidays?

Sure leave Him alone. His head must be wrecked.

aidan_walsh · 11-10-2004 09:05PM

Gurgle wrote:

'I will not prove I exist' said God, 'for proof denies faith and without faith I am nothing'.

And God disappeared in a puff of paradoxical logic. (and smoke).

So God will never have originally existed in the first (or last) place, due to the recursive nature of existentialism.

Q.E.D.

(Thats as good a logical proof that God doesn't exist as any I've heard that he (or she) does)

That has to be the single worst bastardisation of Hitchhikers I've ever read...

Piste · 11-10-2004 09:09PM

My thoughts exactly. What does Q.E.D. mean?

aidan_walsh · 11-10-2004 09:09PM

Gummybearz!!! wrote:

My thoughts exactly. What does Q.E.D. mean?

A latin abbreviation for quod erat demonstrandum. It means "which was to be shown" in english. It is used at the end of a proof to show that the proof has been completed.

Piste · 11-10-2004 09:19PM

Thankies

Godzilla is greater than lizards which makes it Godlike and greater than God having additional lizard powers (radioactive firebreath etc.) Therefore more powerful that God, therefore creator of the universe and should be worshipped accordingly. Kneel.

ykt0di9url7bc3 · 11-10-2004 09:20PM

He'll be recognised, taken into state care, fed some drugs, some counsiling and maybe given a job in tele-marketing...

who says it hasnt happened already or might have happened a few times

NotMe · 11-10-2004 09:23PM

doodle_sketch wrote:

That has to be the single worst bastardisation of Hitchhikers I've ever read...

I hate that book. I hate that quote and I hate the way so many people use it as the definitive proof that God doesn't exist.

[size=-9]Yeah I'm in a bad mood.[/size]

daveirl · 11-10-2004 09:26PM

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Piste · 11-10-2004 09:27PM

Dude, don't knock the book. I know some nerds here who love that book........

NotMe · 11-10-2004 09:49PM

daveirl wrote:

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Yeah, there were probably hundreds of men called Jesus existing around that time in that location.

OfflerCrocGod · 11-10-2004 10:02PM

NotMe wrote:

Yeah, there were probably hundreds of men called Jesus existing around that time in that location.

Barabas first name was Jesus.

sceptre · 11-10-2004 11:29PM

OfflerCrocGod wrote:

Barabas first name was Jesus.

News to me but apparently true

Stark · 11-10-2004 11:32PM

Could be that the crucifixion was one of history's greatest misunderstandings

billy the squid · 12-10-2004 02:06AM

http://www.bettybowers.com/newsfoot.html

sorry folks the second comming has been cancelled

LegacyUser · 12-10-2004 02:24AM

the second cumming has already happened, go wipe your chin Jesus

Gurgle · 12-10-2004 08:58AM

doodle_sketch wrote:

That has to be the single worst bastardisation of Hitchhikers I've ever read...

Hitchhikers, thats it, thanks.
I couldn't for the life of me remember what I was bastardising.

daveirl wrote:

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He was a carpenter.
Like his Dad.

therecklessone · 12-10-2004 11:29AM

Stark wrote:

Could be that the crucifixion was one of history's greatest misunderstandings

It was an insurance job, I heard the Roman's have it all on CCTV.

Expect to see it on Sky One next week, When Prophets Go Wrong 6...

Sleepy · 12-10-2004 12:25PM

FFS :rolleyes:

When is zealoutry going to be made a capital crime? Because until people give up their beliefs in fairy tales we never stand a chance of evolving to a higher level.

ferdi · 12-10-2004 12:34PM

Sleepy wrote:

FFS :rolleyes:

When is zealoutry going to be made a capital crime? Because until people give up their beliefs in fairy tales we never stand a chance of evolving to a higher level.

people have always had beliefs such as this and yet we have evolved this far....your logic is flawed

Gurgle · 12-10-2004 12:47PM

ferdi wrote:

people have always had beliefs such as this and yet we have evolved this far....your logic is flawed

No significant evolution has occurred in the time since religion was invented.

Development, on the other hand has been very much driven by religion and Gods alleged will that all heretics be punished.

Sleepy · 12-10-2004 12:49PM

Development has been driven by religeon?

Yeah, that'd explain the dark ages then...

CuLT · 12-10-2004 01:22PM

Sleepy wrote:

Development has been driven by religeon?

Yeah, that'd explain the dark ages then...

Education system?

impr0v · 12-10-2004 02:52PM

Gurgle wrote:

No significant evolution has occurred in the time since religion was invented.

What 'significant' and measurable evolution to you expect to occur in the space of 2000 years (taking christianity as the example), given that according to most estimates we diversified from apes between 3 and 8 million years ago?

"Gawdammit, i'm finally able to change channels with my newly evolved forehead mounted infra red gun, and now people want to watch tv on their computers."

Gurgle · 12-10-2004 09:46PM

impr0v wrote:

What 'significant' and measurable evolution to you expect to occur in the space of 2000 years (taking christianity as the example), given that according to most estimates we diversified from apes between 3 and 8 million years ago?

"Gawdammit, i'm finally able to change channels with my newly evolved forehead mounted infra red gun, and now people want to watch tv on their computers."

Maybe the primates started praying to everything that didn't eat them

Piste · 12-10-2004 10:39PM

You have to admit, it's no wonder they crucified him. I mean, here's this guy, claiming to be the Messiah which the Jews thought would be a great and powerful political leader but instead this guy turns up saying he is the Messiah and is a spiritual leader and is not there to free the Jews from Roman rule but to deliver them to this 'kingdom of God' who they had no Idea whether it existed or not. Jesus's interpretation of the word 'Messiah' was completely Different to the Jewish interpretation. He was crucified because he was annoying, quite similar to Socrates, You'd think he would have learnt :rolleyes:

Gurgle · 13-10-2004 11:07AM

Gummybearz!!! wrote:

He was crucified because he was annoying

rofl
you're going to hell!

samueljones · 13-10-2004 09:52PM

hey, i see you may be annoyed. but this is not a religious subject, this is all over our lifes...

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar · 13-10-2004 09:58PM

the son of a god coming back to end the world isn't a religious subject?

wow

BuffyBot · 13-10-2004 10:13PM

samueljones wrote:

hey, i see you may be annoyed. but this is not a religious subject, this is all over our lifes...

I think Jesus might be annoyed if he sees that...

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