Do you believe He will come back?

samueljones · 11-10-2004 03:50PM #1

How can we recognize Him? http://www.jesuswillreturn.com/s1_7.html

sixpack's little hat · 11-10-2004 03:57PM

Sleipnir · 11-10-2004 04:01PM

Couldn't he just wear some sort of oddly-shaped hat so that we'd instantly know he's back in town?
Or flashing trousers?

Agent Smith · 11-10-2004 04:04PM

when i read the title,i thought it ment bubbles.....

jesus, like bubbles, IS all around us, lets be honest, he has 90% of the usernames*

*this may not be true, always read the label,see terms and conditions....

Big Ears · 11-10-2004 04:04PM

Why do all the religious wacko's post threads on after hours , is there not a religion forum .

Commissar · 11-10-2004 04:28PM

I don't understand you Sam. Do you really expect people to feel anything but irritation at the nonsense you keep peddeling?* :rolleyes:

*Actually you don't need to reply to that.

stevenmu · 11-10-2004 04:39PM

samueljones wrote:

How can we recognize Him?

..ermm.. I guess maybe he'll have some variety of beard ?

stevenmu · 11-10-2004 04:52PM

A friend of mine once told me that Celine Dion was going to make a come back but when I asked him to prove if she was ever really here in the first place, he couldn't !

the point of this story ?
... I like stories ...

ShiverinEskimo · 11-10-2004 04:58PM

This should throw it wide open,,

How do we know he was even here in the first place?
We study about people who believed in different gods years ago. How do you that wont happen to us?

meepmeep · 11-10-2004 05:00PM

i'm gonna be articulate about this:

Piss off please :mad:

Cactus Col · 11-10-2004 05:01PM

shoud have been titled "Do you believe He will come back / Do you believe He will come" ...

you know ... for Jewish members who don't believe that Jesus was the Messiah....

stevenmu · 11-10-2004 05:11PM

ShiverinEskimo wrote:

We study about people who believed in different gods years ago. How do you that wont happen to us?

Untill people of different beliefs are free and able to discuss their beliefs with each other in an open-minded way then we'll probably all end up believing the same things in a thousand years that we did a thousand years in the past. It's almost laughable really, the religions and sciences all have the same basic goal, to explain how and why we're here, but instead of learning from each other, the various "experts" spend more time ridiculing each other than they do in trying to solve anything.

That's of course presuming that <insert favourite religious icon here> won't be resurrected in the next few years and prove us all right/wrong. It's also assuming that reality TV producers don't have the bright idea of letting Simon Cowell and the voting public choose the next "Religion Idol" to be crucified in a live television finale.

Gurgle · 11-10-2004 05:27PM

stevenmu wrote:

That's of course presuming that <insert favourite religious icon here> won't be resurrected in the next few years and prove us all right/wrong.

'I will not prove I exist' said God, 'for proof denies faith and without faith I am nothing'.

And God disappeared in a puff of paradoxical logic. (and smoke).

So God will never have originally existed in the first (or last) place, due to the recursive nature of existentialism.

Q.E.D.

(Thats as good a logical proof that God doesn't exist as any I've heard that he (or she) does)

BuffyBot · 11-10-2004 05:30PM

Do you believe He will come back?

Do you believe in life after love?

simu · 11-10-2004 05:34PM

He'll be back at 20:15 tomorrow. Mark my words.

OfflerCrocGod · 11-10-2004 05:59PM

He's already back, here's some photo proof:

AND the big Jo relaxing with his favourite weed.....

flogen · 11-10-2004 07:10PM

Spam makes Baby Jesus Cry

flogen

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar · 11-10-2004 07:13PM

dudes.. I'm right here.

Gordon · 11-10-2004 07:19PM

We are all he and he was all we. With such logic you an understand how absurd your question is seeing as we are all he.

In fact to expand on my slight touchings... we are all we.

No need to doubt it samuel, just enjoy the peace of mind.

tk123 · 11-10-2004 07:19PM

Aww I thought the title was leading to a joke or something !!

:mad:

sceptre · 11-10-2004 07:31PM

1. He is different from other people because of his exceptional moral values

Hmmm, me

2. He will be recognised by the expression on his face which is only seen in Prophets

Me

3. He has an outstanding wisdom and decisive speech

Me

4. He is very reliable

Erm, me

5. He is under the protection of Allah

Ah sure go on, me

6. He does not ask for any reward in return for his services

Me

7. He is compassionate and full of mercy towards the believers

I am so close on this one. Maybe I should grow a beard and preach the glories of Unix

(yeah, kind of ripped off from Groundhog Day)

Doper Than U · 11-10-2004 07:47PM

'I will not prove I exist' said God, 'for proof denies faith and without faith I am nothing'.

Convenient.

Wait a second, I thought David Ike was the messiah?

therecklessone · 11-10-2004 07:55PM

Mercury_Tilt · 11-10-2004 08:00PM

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therecklessone · 11-10-2004 08:00PM

Karl Hungus · 11-10-2004 08:01PM

Buddhism even has it's policy on spam!

The mouth is the front-gate of all misfortune

I'm going to try and convert you, samueljones.

therecklessone · 11-10-2004 08:03PM

Especially for DeV

Sarky · 11-10-2004 08:08PM

http://klingonsforchrist.o-f.com

Everyone knows that Jesus was made up by Great Cthulhu to get our hopes up before dashing them to pieces. He enjoys the taste of a soul saturated with despair and terror. Ia! Ia! Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!

therecklessone · 11-10-2004 08:13PM

samueljones wrote:

How can we recognize Him?

Its cool man, he's got it covered...

Mercury_Tilt · 11-10-2004 08:18PM

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sceptre · 11-10-2004 08:22PM

Doper Than U wrote:

Wait a second, I thought David Ike was the messiah?

Oh he is. Just don't ask him to prove it.

Do you believe He will come back?

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