Bathroom Etiquette

SantaHoe · 09-10-2004 06:42PM

Blitzkrieger wrote:

I really don't think urine is sterile.

I've heard this too.. sterile, it's safe to drink your own wizzle apparently... although I think this assumes that you're in good health.
Doesn't urine sometimes contain traces of semen aswell though?

Surely I can't be alone in the ability to take a wee without needing to grab it out? just flop it out over the waistband of your boxers

<-- Bathroom nijna tbh

Stark · 09-10-2004 06:54PM

It's sterile on leaving the body, but it provides a perfect breeding ground for bacteria

Stark · 09-10-2004 07:01PM

SantaHoe wrote:

Hey, don't try'n put the blame on "people"... it was women, just admit it.
"I'm not flushing my huge sloppy turd - the toilet handle might have germs on it!"

I worked in a kippy fast-food joint in my teens looking in on the toilets every now and then, but nothing there will ever compare to what I saw once in a public toilet...
I must have been 6 or 7 at the time, I walked in to take a tinkle and there was the most incredable amount of poo smeared all over the walls, floor, the doors of the cubicles, (possibly the cieling aswell)... brown hand-prints everywhere, it must have taken several turds to make a poo-painting of this magnitude.
I didn't want to touch anything.
God even thinking of it now groses me out

I encountered the same thing when on a cub scout retreat. Some of the kids from another troop had smeared a cublice with turd, there was even brown on the ceiling, they must have been throwing turds up into the air.

What is wrong with those kids? It's like kids who defecate in swimming pools, nothing worse than encountering a turd when you go for a swim (happened once or twice when I was in primary school, and happened all of the 2 or 3 times I visited aquaworld in Tralee). I swear, they should have adult swimming pools with kids banned from them(not just adult swimming hours) :mad: I mean if that many kids are defecating in the pool, god knows how many are urinating in the pool.

I laughed out loud several times reading this thread btw

N_Raid · 09-10-2004 08:23PM

The worst I have ever seen would have to be one of the All-Ireland finals one year. I was working in a certain Hotel in town which is apparently known as where to go if you are looking for tickets. Anyway as a result it is always packed with *ahem* 'Country people'.So most of them would be unsuccessful in their search for tickets and since they were in a bar why not just stay there and watch the match on the big screen and have a 'few' drinks?

Seriously one guy I could have sworn by the looks of it must have been drinking Guiness all day and just walked in to the cubicle, bent over, grabbed his ankles and Let Loose! Up the Friggin walls! It was all over the place. And the smell! I pity the poor bugger who had to clean it up. Ugh! Just picturing it rollong down the walls now is even freakin me out.

Hello Kitty · 09-10-2004 08:29PM

I really hate when theres piss on the seat, thats the worst ive seen so far
but its disgusting having to wipe it off! And sometimes I actually miss a spot and end up sitting on it eewww /me shivers :mad:

smoke.me.a.kipper · 09-10-2004 08:39PM

BEAT wrote:

what is the the most disgusting thing you have seen in a bathroom that someone else did?

without getting too graphic, someone did a pooh on a toilet seat and then put the full roll of toilet paper into the water, not even unwinding it, just the full roll. ignorant as ****.

SantaHoe · 09-10-2004 10:05PM

LOL, as sick as some of this stuff is, it's funny in a mind-boggling sort of way... like wtf goes through someones head as they do something like that?!
They really need potty training for adults... it's like they have the mind of a toddler or something.

Stark wrote:

I laughed out loud several times reading this thread btw

Nothing beats toilet humour tbh.

gimmick · 09-10-2004 10:49PM

BEAT wrote:

what is the the most disgusting thing you have seen in a bathroom that someone else did?

Working as a sand based beverage containing logistics technician as a 17 year old (glass boy), when cleaning the ladies, I was met by a used ST stuck to the toilet seat.

A guy who i later worked with in a club while on toilet duty discovered a pair of soiled boxers. The poor fool who did it got caught short so to speak. There was no toilet roll!

secret_squirrel · 09-10-2004 11:30PM

SantaHoe wrote:

it's safe to drink your own wizzle apparently

Errr no its not. Its basically water plus all the concentrated toxins that you kidneys filter out. Drinking it again basically causes your kidneys to overload and die eventually.

Interestingly though - before antiseptic was invented one of the best ways to stop a wound getting infected was to piss on it.

Edit : they had a guy drink his own piss on Brainiac Science abuse the other week. He basically just passed it through a filter several times with a pressurised plant prayer. Was still faintly yellow and smelly though. He managed a mouthful before running to the sink and puking.

SantaHoe · 10-10-2004 12:03AM

secret_squirrel wrote:

SantaHoe wrote:

it's safe to drink your own wizzle apparently

Errr no its not. Its basically water plus all the concentrated toxins that you kidneys filter out. Drinking it again basically causes your kidneys to overload and die eventually.

Mih, I've heard far less grim things about it myself.
Very popular in india according to this. -> http://skepdic.com/urine.html

He managed a mouthful before running to the sink and puking.

I wonder if someone diluted it with some fruit juice and told him there was no urine in it, would he have reacted the same way?

pickarooney · 10-10-2004 12:39AM

Well, if it was good enough for Gandhi...

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