If u where God!!

chernobyl · 18-08-2001 01:30PM #1

i would apologize for being the worlds greatest hoax.

LegacyUser · 18-08-2001 03:11PM

I Would have to say that I would make evry thing free so there would be no poor people

Lenny · 18-08-2001 03:27PM

That wouldn't solve poor people in 3rd world countrys
the 1st world people would just get greedy and have first choice, very little would get to the 3rd world people..

Russa tryied to do something similar to that, now its in a bad crisis

richindub2 · 18-08-2001 05:13PM

I would have anyone who opposed my rule given a slow death

(Um, not sure if thats a change or whatever, just what i would do if i was a god. )

Edit: typing

[This message has been edited by richindub2 (edited 18-08-2001).]

Neil3030 · 18-08-2001 05:53PM

Originally posted by Crash&Burn:
I Would have to say that I would make evry thing free so there would be no poor people

If everything was free then what would be the point in getting a job and subsequntly getting money? Jobs would be pointless, everyone would quit, all the free stuff will be snapped up fast, no-one will make new stuff because they wont bother going back to work because they would be working for free and in short we will be left with an impoverish society with no food clothes or basic essentials. People will be at war with each other just to fight over a piece of bread and i'd give it about a week before nuclear weapons are brought into the equasion.

So in short if your plan went through, roughly a week later we'd be at a state of armageddon.

But as for what i'd do....

I'd open more KFC's in Ireland. It sucks having to go all they way to Liffey Valley for a Zinger Chicken Tower Burger. mmmmm, Zinger Chicken Tower Burger

Karl Hungus · 18-08-2001 07:31PM

I'd change it so that people had tails... That would be pretty cool.

phaxx · 18-08-2001 08:57PM

I'd either make everyone a good deal smarter, or kill a lot of people. Either way, raise the average level of intelligence, so people would realise that the planet really IS in a bad way... and start doing something about it.

First to go is george bush. *sheesh*

popinfresh · 18-08-2001 09:07PM

I would make myself a body and pretend to be human, then i could use my powers to steal a new PC, or else I'd just make myself a load of 60exabyte HD, then put Microsoft out of business, hahahahahahahah

i hate you guys......

biatch · 19-08-2001 12:35AM

If u where god and u could change any thing what would u change ..........

Lenny · 19-08-2001 12:45AM

I'd change life.

biatch · 19-08-2001 12:54AM

I would change ur post count

.... nah but in what way like ???

WhiteWashMan · 19-08-2001 10:42AM

Originally posted by biatch:
If u where god and u could change any thing what would u change ..........

i would learn to spell 'were'

LegacyUser · 19-08-2001 11:11AM

Another Lame point ..........

Renton · 19-08-2001 11:40AM

Originally posted by Crash&Burn:
Another Lame point ..........

Yep..

orangerooster · 19-08-2001 01:01PM

i would make it so that all the people in the world were a lot less smart than me and that sarah michelle gellar ****ed me every night.

dont open ... that door- resident evil 1

Dont be at yourself · 19-08-2001 02:07PM

Originally posted by AngelWhore:
I'd change it so that people had tails... That would be pretty cool.

Its good to see that somebody has his priorities right

Rich dans les Dublin a Douze, c'est les poof de la grande. Magnifique.

Maiow.

irishguy · 19-08-2001 03:13PM

i would make 100mbs connections avalible 2 every 1 [even those without a computer]

Karl Hungus · 19-08-2001 10:20PM

Originally posted by NekkidBibleMan:
Its good to see that somebody has his priorities right

Damn straight!

Man, when I think of a chick with a lovely long slender tail... Oooooohh...

Bob the Unlucky Octopus · 20-08-2001 12:02AM

I'd change outmoded belief systems- and ironically delete myself from human philosophical thought, and hence existence- wan me.

Bob the Unlucky Octopus

Shiminay · 20-08-2001 10:49AM

Originally posted by Bob the Unlucky Octopus:
I'd change outmoded belief systems- and ironically delete myself from human philosophical thought, and hence existence- wan me.

Bob the Unlucky Octopus

s'funny - that's exactly what I'd do - a great sacrafice when you think about it - loads of wars will not happen and stuff...

I'd ban religion and make an appearance every couple of years to say hello and let everyone know that "Yeah, course I exist! Stop that worshiping nonsense - I'll get biblical on your ass! What do you mean 'what does Biblical mean?' Oh yeah... Well, there was this book right... a story book of sorts.."

All the best!
Dav
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So Bob Hoskins was about to roll a spliff when in walks Dana with her 3 foot Bong
[honey i] violated [the kids]
When the Beefy King arrives, I shall be paying homage with Puunack The Receiver in a haze of green curry.

Farls · 20-08-2001 06:49PM

I'd change it so that the virgin girls i went to school with got that "i'm special" idea out of their f*cking head and dropped the cacks already.

nuff said

Farls

elexes · 21-08-2001 12:41AM

Originally posted by Neil3030:

If everything was free then what would be the point in getting a job and subsequntly getting money? Jobs would be pointless, everyone would quit, all the free stuff will be snapped up fast, no-one will make new stuff because they wont bother going back to work because they would be working for free and in short we will be left with an impoverish society with no food clothes or basic essentials. People will be at war with each other just to fight over a piece of bread and i'd give it about a week before nuclear weapons are brought into the equasion.

mmmmm, Zinger Chicken Tower Burger

yes but if you also made some slave robots you could have them doin all the work

then problom solved and yes i do agree with the kfc epedemic that we have in this country . going to liffy vally from offaly aint that good reely on the old car

what type of world will we live in when there is no world ?

If u where God!!

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