Birds sh!tt!ing on clothes on the clothesline

dendenz · 30-09-2004 10:45PM #1

One night was about to head out and I had a favourite pair of jean but they were covered in bird sh!te. Question whats the best way to prevent it. I tied a plastic bag to the clothesline to scare them off as the bag rattles in the wind , the other option is my friend , his air rifle and a couple of cans

fragile · 30-09-2004 10:53PM

A few old CDs should do the trick

http://www.ehow.com/how_4589_scare-away-birds.html

NotMe · 30-09-2004 11:22PM

Aww I thought it was going to be a link to CDs of 'cat noises'.

Flukey · 30-09-2004 11:25PM

Try a few Daniel O'Donnell CDs, although that is probably unfair on the poor birds, although it might encourage them to do something on him!

billy the squid · 01-10-2004 12:56AM

Get a cat. also if you have dogs feed them indoors as apposed to putting food out for them.

Someone I know had a next door neighbour with a pigeon loft. the pigeons were crapping everywhere so she got a cat. problem solved.

ferdi · 01-10-2004 12:59AM

www.bbguns.co.uk

LoneGunM@n · 01-10-2004 12:51PM

You could always try this guys approach

http://carcino.gen.nz/images/image.php/0f1adff7/irish+scarecrow%5B1%5D.jpg

pickarooney · 01-10-2004 12:57PM

Birds tend to crap from the air, where no cat can reach them.

NotMe · 01-10-2004 01:07PM

Get a hawk then.... or some kind of predator bird that will eat all those little ones.

pickarooney · 01-10-2004 01:08PM

Next thread: How to clean hawkshít off jeans?

rubadub · 01-10-2004 02:14PM

A bird did a sh1t on my mates head once, costed him 50euro over in amsterdam, she was grand looking too

woosaysdan · 01-10-2004 03:23PM

lol that so sick its funny

billy the squid · 02-10-2004 12:59AM

pickarooney wrote:

Birds tend to crap from the air, where no cat can reach them.

what goes up must come down. the little bastard has to land sometime and when it does got help it.

well as for the story with the pigeon loft, no pigeons = no ****

Naos · 02-10-2004 01:57AM

woooooooooorst ever.

I was bout 10. I had an apple out my back garden. I was eating and a big load of birds flew by in the air. I played the kiddy "Take cover, birds coming" joke, and nicely put my apple in my pocket, but i was wearing jeans, and it only fitted in half way. A bird sh*t fell onto the apple. i kid you not. RIGHT onto the apple. I never caught that bird, but oh if i do. RIGHT ONTO THE APPLE!

grr..

NotMe · 02-10-2004 01:57AM

billy the squid wrote:

no pigeons = no sh_t

no sh_t!

billy the squid · 02-10-2004 04:39AM

Isnt it supposed to be good luck if a birs craps on you, in the long term of course, in the short term its not so good luck.

Lafortezza · 02-10-2004 05:23AM

rubadub wrote:

A bird did a sh1t on my mates head once, costed him 50euro over in amsterdam, she was grand looking too

Everybody give this man Karma...

dendenz · 02-10-2004 08:22PM

that had me laughing !

Birds sh!tt!ing on clothes on the clothesline

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