Crazy people's thread ?..

Can one throw up for one's country? I know I could manage it on Bertie. Just can't see an olympic version.

Hmm forgot about Charlie McC - maybe it's viable.

This is one pointless thread. MONTY HELP US PLEASE

Paddy20 wrote:

I have stopped watching the news. As I see too many dead people,killed by others who will soon be joining them.

Is there really a heaven ?...

Hmm really should explain this... inspired by a joke so old I assumed everyone knew it.
I'm not even going to tell it properly 'cos its a bad joke anyhow...

An Eircom engineer ( not in the original but could not resist it) makes a visit to a mental asylum - on the way in and on the way out he sees a lot of disturbing cases. Completely outside the building he sees a guy who seems perfectly normal in process of building a dividing wall accross one part of the grounds.

He is so disturbed he says wow did you take a load of whats in there? The guy replies - sure I live in there. I'm an inmate.

Shocked he says: but you seem so normal. I am. Wow I'm going to have to talk to the local authorities on this 'cos this is just wrong. thanks mate. he proceeds to walk to his car - but as he is about to open the door he is skulled by a brick with "Don't ya forget to put in a word for me pal

To me everyone else is crazy.

Flukey wrote:

Reassuring myself that there are people out there that are a lot more crazy than I am. There even seems to be a few crazier than you, but please keep away from bricks!

These were always virtual bricks cast by my avatar - but did I just hear a rumour you were fcukin MY GIRLFRIEND!. Just kidding

Main Entry: in·san·i·ty
Pronunciation: in-'sa-n&-tE
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): plural -ties
1 a : a deranged state of the mind usually occurring as a specific disorder (as schizophrenia) and usually excluding such states as mental retardation, psychoneurosis, and various character disorders b : a mental disorder
2 : such unsoundness of mind or lack of understanding as prevents one from having the mental capacity required by law to enter into a particular relationship, status, or transaction or as removes one from criminal or civil responsibility
3 a : extreme folly or unreasonableness b : something utterly foolish or unreasonable

Main Entry: 1cra·zy
Pronunciation: 'krA-zE
Function: adjective
Inflected Form(s): cra·zi·er; -est
1 a : full of cracks or flaws : UNSOUND b : CROOKED, ASKEW
2 a : MAD, INSANE b (1) : IMPRACTICAL (2) : ERRATIC c : being out of the ordinary : UNUSUAL <a taste for crazy hats>
3 a : distracted with desire or excitement <a thrill-crazy mob> b : absurdly fond : INFATUATED <he's crazy about the girl> c : passionately preoccupied : OBSESSED <crazy about boats>
- cra·zi·ly /-z&-lE/ adverb
- cra·zi·ness /-zE-n&s/ noun
- like crazy : to an extreme degree <everyone dancing like crazy> ......

i think that says it all.

when you think about it even if someone is insane, they don't realise it. i dont think im ''kwazee''.........my thoughts and actions may be at odds with others at times but so what.i think everyone gets that feeling sometime and wonders what would happen if they did this or that (ie took off your clothes in mass or started babbling on the bus or stuffing icecream in your ear)......its just the temptation of wanting shake up the routines of daily life.