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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,311 ✭✭✭✭Bard


    a.> start from the dangly bit and work inwards.


    q.> are you just a fragment of your own imigination?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,399 ✭✭✭✭Thanx 4 The Fish


    A. Nope, I may however be a figment of it.

    Q. Am I ?

    You never expect the Beefy Inquisition !!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,311 ✭✭✭✭Bard


    A.> It's entirely possible, according to the teachings of Zagmorff the Splendiferous.


    Q.> Can you recommend a good physiotherapist / masseuse ?



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,399 ✭✭✭✭Thanx 4 The Fish


    A. Actually I can.

    Q. In the wesht ?

    You never expect the Beefy Inquisition !!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 98 ✭✭gimp, apparently


    A. if you believe in the wesht, then ya.

    Q. rectal tissue?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,626 ✭✭✭smoke.me.a.kipper


    A. No thanks i'm driving.

    Q. What will happen when the trolls board eventually fills up with ****?

    -ciaran

    This post has been brought to you by the letter C, and the number 7.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 78,787 ✭✭✭✭Victor


    A. The server will crash during some infinite loop trying to get rid of all the ****.

    Q. Whats the best Avatar?



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,311 ✭✭✭✭Bard


    A.> It'll come out of the dark ages.

    ___

    Q.> Did Billy break the 'net again?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 467 ✭✭Cheez


    rolleyes.gif
    A:We can destroy ourselves
    by cynicism and disillusion, just as effectively as by bombs

    Q:Whats going on with the "thing" ye know!
    the "thing"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,676 ✭✭✭Blitzkrieger


    a : mine! biggrin.gif


    q : everybody's running out of ideas, aren't they?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,035 ✭✭✭Megatron


    a:| no not me i still have some great questions ...


    q:\ is the truth out there or should mulder make a bloody backup befor he goest to confrom the bad guy ?

    No !!!!! I will crush you with my Bare hands


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,398 ✭✭✭the fnj


    A: I liked the old Skinner!

    Q: How long more can this thread stay popular for?

    thefanj.gif

    Clan Acid


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,626 ✭✭✭smoke.me.a.kipper


    A. As long as people have free time.

    Q. What is the name of Magoo's dog.

    -ciaran

    This post has been brought to you by the letter C, and the number 7.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,311 ✭✭✭✭Bard


    A.> Puss.


    Q.> Did the earth move for you?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,035 ✭✭✭Megatron


    a:\well orbited would sound better


    q:\ who wants to see mir burn ???

    No !!!!! I will crush you with my Bare hands


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 17,557 ✭✭✭✭astrofool


    I want my taco

    chances of TAco Bell doing the same for Ireland?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,035 ✭✭✭Megatron


    a:\ about the same as me getting voted best space-hopper salesman !!!


    q:\ who want's a space-hopper ?

    No !!!!! I will crush you with my Bare hands


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,471 ✭✭✭elexes


    i think wwm has crashed his so i think he needs one


    Q:/ whens lunch and whois gona get it for me

    what type of world will we live in when there is no world ?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 601 ✭✭✭[SN]JAG


    A: A world free of prejuidice of course!

    (even better)

    Q: where will the knackers camp when theres nowhere left to camp?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,311 ✭✭✭✭Bard


    A.> Hanging from the ceiling of the red base with a grappling hook.

    ---

    Q.> Didn't you just answer the wrong question?


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  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 28,633 Mod ✭✭✭✭Shiminay


    A: Maybe he did

    - - - - -

    Q: I'm gonna close this thread first thing Monday morning, what are people's feelings on this? (you're getting a weekend of merriemnt).



    All the best,

    Dav
    @B^)
    <font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Prepare yourself - The Beefy King stirs from his slumber...</font>

    [honey i] violated [the kids]


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,035 ✭✭✭Megatron


    a:\ to drink expensive beer and expensive women


    q:\ mmmm beer ?

    No !!!!! I will crush you with my Bare hands


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,626 ✭✭✭smoke.me.a.kipper


    A. Augggghhhhh!!

    Q. What is the mental age of Richindub2??

    -ciaran

    This post has been brought to you by the letter C, and the number 7.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,035 ✭✭✭Megatron


    a:\ lets mot make fun of him .. he wouldn't understand wwhat we are talking about.

    q:\ who's getting trolled tonight ?

    No !!!!! I will crush you with my Bare hands


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 78,787 ✭✭✭✭Victor


    A. You are.

    I think this should stay open.

    Q. Who agrees?



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6 FireBlade


    A: The other 268 people who have talked on this place? and GOD of course


    Q: is COrk really that great? or am i insecure?





  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,203 ✭✭✭Excelsior


    A. It makes me feel warm inside

    Q. What was the real name of Lewis Carrol?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,626 ✭✭✭smoke.me.a.kipper


    A. Lewis Carrol

    Q. Will the boards have to get disenfectant mats, because of Foot and Mouth?

    -ciaran

    This post has been brought to you by the letter C, and the number 7.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 768 ✭✭✭SHADOW


    a: no, just fire blankets for the flame wars over on the CS boards.

    q: what is the meaning of life?

    If the bottom falls out of your world, drink Andrews and the world will fall out of your bottom!!
    games?

    [This message has been edited by SHADOW (edited 23-03-2001).]


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,488 ✭✭✭SantaHoe


    A: No, Cork smells and is very dull.


    Q: Anyone here from Cork?


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