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Ser · 12-03-2001 2:38pm #1

board?

simple, i ask a question, next person answer's it (anyway you want), and then ask's a question for the next person.

please try make it intresting?

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Who read's this board the most?

Doc · 12-03-2001 3:03pm

A:God.

He hears all and can see all so I think he must read all as well.

Q:What would happen if everyone in the world sneezed at the same time?

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Ser · 12-03-2001 3:11pm

a: noone would see where they was going

q: any girls read this board?

the fnj · 12-03-2001 4:02pm

Yes evil ones only btw!

Who shot JR????

Clan Acid

kayos · 12-03-2001 4:23pm

A: The pope

Q: What is the meaning of Life

Q_Ball · 12-03-2001 4:27pm

A: You find out when you die

Q: Does Title Dictate Behaviour?

NARF!

Doc · 12-03-2001 6:55pm

A: Yes if your a Mr.Man (i.e. Mr.bump)

Q:How much does an Elephant cost on the black market?

Thanx 4 The Fish · 12-03-2001 7:10pm

A. 1 million dollars

Sorry that should read, 100 billion dollars

Q. Why does toast always land buttered side down ??

You never expect the Beefy Inquisition !!!

Zaphod Beeblebrox · 12-03-2001 8:09pm

A) Multiply the velocity of droppage by the mass of the butter, divide by the square root of the area of the toast and extrapolate from there.

Q) Chicken or egg?

Winning Hand · 12-03-2001 9:48pm

A: The egg

Q: Who laid it?

Tigger0 · 12-03-2001 10:09pm

Not the chicken.

Q. Does size really matter?

Paladin · 12-03-2001 10:41pm

A. Oh b0llox Im not answering that!

Q. Who will?

Lump · 12-03-2001 11:21pm

I'll answer,
A: Yes Size matters, but so does Technique

Q: Me and Lisa, the chances ??

John

Stephen · 12-03-2001 11:56pm

A:Just ask her

Q:Will the teachers' strike end sometime this side of the leaving cert?

Thanx 4 The Fish · 13-03-2001 12:06am

A. It will end when the teachers get what they deserve....

Q What do they deserve ???

You never expect the Beefy Inquisition !!!

Cake Fiend · 13-03-2001 12:12am

A. More than they get.

Q. Who's your daddy?

Trojan · 13-03-2001 12:49am

A: A teacher.

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Q: Why?

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Al.

plastic membrane · 13-03-2001 1:24am

A : Because teachers are all seeing, all knowing, and all shagging...

Q: What is the air speed capacity of an unladen swallow ?

Damn it Jim, im a doctor, not a Beefy King !

DeadBankClerk · 13-03-2001 1:29am

A: 45

Q: Given that bread always lands butterside
down, and that a cat always lands on it's
feet, will a cat with a slice of buttered bread strapped to its back spin in a state
of perpetual gyration at a mean distance
between table and floor?

Cake Fiend · 13-03-2001 1:36am

A. No, it will be a fair and just distance.

Q. ?

DeadBankClerk · 13-03-2001 1:44am

A: !

Q: Will the courts belive me when i tell them that i broke the red light becasue i was travelling *so* fast that the doppler effect casued the red light waves to shift towards the other end of the spectrum, and as i percieved events the light was green?

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Trojan · 13-03-2001 1:55am

A: You'd have to used the alternate-reality quantum-leap-warp theory to back it up...

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Q: Yeah it should have been 42. Will this make your answer look stupid?

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plastic membrane · 13-03-2001 2:55am

A : ROD !!!!!

Q : What size object could be placed between the gap in Charlie McCreevy's teeth ?

Damn it Jim, im a doctor, not a Beefy King !

Ser · 13-03-2001 9:04am

a: a train

q: how long will this last?

Shiminay · 13-03-2001 9:23am

A: seeing as I was sick yesterday, I'm here to add to it now! I see it lasting another day or so.

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Q: What is your quest?

All the best,

Dav
@B^)

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Prepare yourself - The Beefy King stirs from his slumber...</font>

[honey i] violated [the kids]

Son of Blam · 13-03-2001 9:34am

Answer: To seek the Holy Grail.

Question: Who's laughing *now*?

-Son of Blam

Gamblor · 13-03-2001 9:37am

A:\ to see stuff and do things.

q:\ do clowns taste funny ?

***** Feel my Evil Neon Claws *****

Take it · 13-03-2001 9:38am

A:Nah just chewy

Q :Daddy or chips?

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Bard · 13-03-2001 9:57am

A: Chips.

Q: Why is a fish ?

Ser · 13-03-2001 10:02am

a: dont understand your question

q: repete it again please?

Doc · 13-03-2001 10:07am

A: Because a fly has wings

Q:How many roads must a pig walk down befour you can call him a man?

Ser · 13-03-2001 10:13am

a: more then his little les can carry him.

q: are there too many nerds reading this board?

Gamblor · 13-03-2001 10:25am

a:\ i prefer the term cyber warrior !!!

q:\ when was the last time yo wore odd socks ?

***** Feel my Evil Neon Claws *****

Doc · 13-03-2001 10:29am

A: Today

Q: Why do farts smell bad?

Bard · 13-03-2001 10:40am

A: http://www.sciencenet.org.uk/database/Biology/Food/b00189b.html
That's why. Nyah.

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Q: Why does my heart feel so bad?

the fnj · 13-03-2001 11:07am

A...Playing with too high an fps!

Q.. If I book them will they come?(keep it clean)

Clan Acid

adnans · 13-03-2001 1:27pm

A: yes.

Q: who is going to the buena vista social club on 5th May?

smoke.me.a.kipper · 13-03-2001 1:49pm

a. stalin

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q. where's your car dude?

- smoke
[Honey I]gassed[The Kids]

"The Illudium PU-36 Explosive Space Modulator!!"

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Panda · 13-03-2001 2:10pm

A: In your sisters garage. (nod,nod,wink,wink,nudge,nudge)

Q: Once upon a time there was this cat and it had 4 kittens, a black one, a grey one, a white one and a multicoloured one. What was the cats name.

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Bard · 13-03-2001 2:11pm

a.> Poxy Sparkledangler the third.

q.> are the gods angry with me, or what?

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adnans · 13-03-2001 2:44pm

A: it depends what you did to them. (they read this board you know)

Q: whats the coolest thing at the moment?

Bard · 13-03-2001 2:58pm

a.> Vostok in Antartica

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q.> Shatner or Stewart?

Megatron · 13-03-2001 3:20pm

a:\ Kirk ....

q:\ what's in my pockets right now ?

No !!!!! I will crush you with my Bare hands

garyk · 13-03-2001 3:25pm

A: no, their just disapointed in you

Q: why do i like drink sooo much ?

garyk · 13-03-2001 3:27pm

A: no, their just disapointed in you

Q: why do i like drink sooo much ?

Thanx 4 The Fish · 13-03-2001 7:47pm

A. Because you need a reason to repeat yourself ?

Q. Can an unstoppable force exist in the same dimension as an immovable object ?

You never expect the Beefy Inquisition !!!

Nicky · 13-03-2001 7:57pm

A: Stop

DeadBankClerk · 13-03-2001 7:59pm

A: yes, if any object emits an unstopable force in all directions, nothing can get in a position to move the object, thus it becomes by default, un moveable. the force must be infinity newtons btw, or else the theory is flawed.

Q: Is there such an object?

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Victor · 13-03-2001 9:49pm

A: No, but in the scheme of things there are relatively 'irrestistable' forces - think 250,000 tonnes of oil tanker meeting 250,000 tonnes of oil tanker (they actually went boinnnnngg!!!)

Q: Who ownz joo?

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DeadBankClerk · 14-03-2001 1:07am

A: the highest bidder

Q:What does neuro-praxis mean?

Megatron · 14-03-2001 9:02am

a:\ does anyone really care ????

q:\ how many bones has a grown-up got ?

No !!!!! I will crush you with my Bare hands

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